I Fought Terraria Bosses for a Maid Dress

I Fought Terraria Bosses for a Maid Dress

I’m Z and this is my third time playing Terraria for the first time last episode we fought our first boss the if of Gulu spoiler alert we won so on last Saturday I wanted to see what other first bosses I could beat and this is what happened I

Did a little bit of like playing off stream so we have a furry oh God right the way right the way the Drea disappeared and she does in fact where bikini Flint Michigan is 6% corrupt I think that’s a political statement right there dad I’m going to

Like look for another boss first and then we’ll fight the boss I feel like we can fight the other bosses you know don’t you know I’m the guy who fought the eye of culu were [ __ ] Invincible at this point wow like I believe in the last stream a

Lot of people wanted me to like curse the old man and at this point I can put two and two together cursing him someons a boss doesn’t it very briefly should I fight the old man yes yes yes yes absolutely not noce he’s too hard you

Are totally ready heck n you aren’t even prepared to fight the B boss bro how hard could it possibly be you know do not fight the bee you would die from Pure skill issue have I ever told you that I fought the eye of Kulu fight worm

Boss please there a worm boss have you bought F the banana F no I’ve not but I’ll have you know I fought the eye Kulu he’s proud that he has beaten the eye hell yeah I am the whip is good for the boss in the corruption the corruption as

A boss explore underground jungle maybe you find something all right but first is D like the TAA of the Terraria Community where like everyone just [ __ ] thirsts over her go to corruption to blow up Shadow ARS what the are you guys speaking English what’s down here what is down

Here that is a very deep fall how deep does this thing go oh I think I see the glow sticks are those glow sticks purple balls below you those are some very very constricted testicles oh I heard the cave song just now like the W it’s it’s it’s a

Combination of the cave song and the corruption song that’s so cool oh I have a gun you have acquired Freedom you can get nurse boyfriend a she has a boyfriend game sucks man okay worst game of the year violent ban of star power is this a choker put that

Around my neck please constrict me [ __ ] suffocate me is 500 years old we like older woman a goblin army is approaching from East Goblin these nuts go home and fight them go back it’s important it’s over can you guys stop big do what go home go to the surface

Now fighting is necessary for progression oh they’re coming oh no you picked the wrong house fool no I will not let you hit my first viewers this is America I’m revoking my your first amendment rights you got a harpoon ooh o oh the Goblin Army has been defeated

Guess they should Goblin these nuts be safe ter needs you don’t worry I’ll be safe for you we’ll be the Yuri look at this okay sex Dante the Arms Dealer has arve that’s the nurse boyfriend can I shoot him okay Chad let me ask you guys a question right now okay can I

Fight the corruption biome boss right now you won’t know how strong you are against the boss until you try to fight him you have the right mindset Sergey I’ll believe I’ll Trust you on that all right right chat the music changed the music changed the Eater of Worlds has awoken

Oh this is cool oh [ __ ] oh that’s the thing from Geometry Dash oh oh [ __ ] I’m being C oh no I’m being [ __ ] snaked don’t worry I have a lot of experience with long fic things ah you missed the dick dodging 2,000 oh look at this damage

Ohoh uhoh achiev s I don’t think me oh oh they split it is reproducing oh look at those moves uhoh oh my God there’s three of them oh oh oh oh oh oh choo choo choo choo choo choo [ __ ] yes yes [ __ ] yeah we did it we have

Defeated Big Worm you think a hot [ __ ] I defeated Eater of Worlds the Eater of souls ate my dick okay we got to find the next boss oh boy I want to SPO one big thing mon [ __ ] St his NE please Shadow scale what do shadow scales do oh

How do you like Sur music I really like it so far everything is just so atmospheric in the PLS it’ll be really happy music it’ll be really cheerful and it’s really relaxing and fun you go to the ice biome and it’s like it’s comfy and then you go to the corruption biome

And everything is so hostile it makes you feel like you don’t belong there even like going underground makes you feel like claustrophobic and then going underground in the corruption biome you feel both biomes at once that’s so cool Chad am I ready to fight a crippled old

Man surely the boss shouldn’t be too hard right if you can adapt quickly you will survive make bed make bed how do I make a bed so it needs wood and silk requires what the hell oh how do I make a bed oh you need silk oh how do I make

Silk oh you need a loop how to make a loom oh you need a sawmill dude okay two iron and chain oh I don’t know how to feel about this guys my terrara character has a better sleep schedule than I do you can make a maid Dress where’s the mid dress you better not how do I make a black tread you’re going to have to talk to the old man to get the maid dress say no more we’ll be fine I’ve beaten the I culu Okay are you ready cheat ready for this oh look at that look at that look guys his sons w w oh oh oh my God o oh we never know what he’s using those hands for oh oh oh oh [Applause] oh come back down here hurt me hurt me

Please suffocate me choke me okay there we go no no I was so close guess who’s not getting a maid dress you underestimate my dedication for a maid dress I got boned [ __ ] old man showing me his boner I’m torn do I want

Do I want Jane or do I want Isis no no I did not as much as I like Fox Girls D has a good sense of humor she makes puns puns are Peak comedy imagine if dreat was a guy and she says says like would you like to see my dick [Laughter]

This is a second attempt I will get that mate dress weave weave weave weave oh oh oh oh oh the music is a banger by the way this a fidget spinner and just like fidget spinner they Tren and TR die Bon he got boned yeah the old man got

Boned bro gotone mad for the M dress you do not understand I need it I can’t wait anym M I need this mess is it him is this him you have no idea how much I waited for this 20 silk tree Treads we’re going back to the

Caves a wnop phobia will not stop me from my M dress rocket boots allows flight oh oh that was so cool you can combine it Vector boots one fuz dude boots are cool but we need the mat dress let me dig this direction I need the cobwebs Oh oh my God that is a very big spider infinite cobwebs so you’re telling me is this is infinite meat [Laughter] Dresses I would rather die to spiders than spend another minute without my maid dress web Slinger Dynamite throwing knife multi-g grappling hook you say oh ew my hair the spider web All Over It smash hair Dey last one there we go we’re out we’re out later nerd yes yes yes yes

Oh I I’m a happy happy man all right where were you when Z fought the eer of Roads the Skeletron and now the King Slime Bo there’s someone inside of it oh wow this thing hurts oh it’ll follow me oh it teleports oh God I’m dying o I’ll whip you to

Shake oh why is this the hardest boss we fought so far oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh oh Juke get Jed Oh I have a maid dress I am the maid of death everyone was here when we fought the eer of Worlds Skeletron and King slam this is for all of you Che Ling watch this video next and friendly reminder I stream on Saturdays and Sundays at 1: p.m. GMT

Terraria is a game that lets you fight bosses in a maid dress, Game of the Year.

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—Music used in the video (in order)—
Super Mario 3D World – Getting Ready
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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker – Outset Island
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Terraria – Underground
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Terraria – Overworld Night
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Terraria – Corruption
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Terraria – Underground Corruption
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Terraria – Goblin Army
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Terraria – Town Day
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Terraria – Boss 1
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The Sims – Mall Rat
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Terraria – Overworld Day
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Terraria – Ice
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The Sims – BoSIM Nova
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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker – Demo [Nintendo Spaceworld 2001]
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Terraria – Town Night
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