Stardew Valley but I’ve never played before – Part 23

Stardew Valley but I’ve never played before – Part 23

I will build a new barn but first it’s a new day in fact I skipped a day and things are slightly different why do I not recorded two things only three things happened I got a lot of wood I need a lot of wood to build the barn so

I got wood uh then I just decided to screw it I’m going to just plant all my seeds why not then I also got a secret note haven’t looked at it yet but it’s exciting and lastly the wizard wants me to bring in void Ence that’s all that

Have it’s a you can stop panicking now that’s all that occurred so I will look at this afterwards I want to give void Essence to the wizard which I will do after I feed everyone I did not mean to click that okay where is this this is in the desert all right I

Guess I’m going back to the desert today someone remember that that someone is me what do I need to build a barn again I need Stone right it’s wood Stone I don’t think it’s copper it’s it I’ll find out oh y one more thing one

More thing I went to the vendor as well yesterday and I got goat milk just cuz I can really all right what do I need to upgrade Barn yeah I can afford this I was very expensive though but I need it for the freaking bundles my luck is also not

That great today so I’ll go to the desert tomorrow I’ll start creating some cheese to take worth and then what I’ll be able to do is get that secret note figure out how the hell I’m supposed to get up there what it I bring forth void ah you’ve brought it you’ve earned

My grad and 1,000 oh let’s go A Perfect cast on the first throw this Glacier fish is going to come and I’m going to catch it and then I’m going to I don’t know keep it somewhere link Cod that’s New that’s also new this this only shows up in Winter yeah I got the I read the I watched the TV about it while I’m fishing also just going to complain a bit if you don’t care for it I’ll probably put a Time skip so never mind we’re not complaining we’re catching a

Fish even with a tri do I just need do I need my fishing nle to be high what the hell was that I I had to slow thing on now you come come back here what the freak was that know I do not accept that I refuse to accept what

The you saw that speed right just get caught you flying bastard I guess you’re a swimming bastard actually you what the hell am I supposed to do if you just move that fast every 2 to 5 Second this nothing nothing is this because my fishing level’s just not high enough do I need

To be fishing level 10 in order for this to be cured I don’t accept that look how easy that is look how nice it is look how it just stayed still and was reasonable I like that stupid Glacier fish that thinks it can do whatever the hell it wants because it’s

Got Glacier in the name you know what else is Glacier in the names the glaciers what happen to them they melt like I’ll melt you in a minute yeah when it does that like I can get a decent chunk but then it just flies around what the Fu I think that it’s just that my my fishing skill is not good enough I need to increase my fishing skill oh hold on my C Gem wine is done that is good what else can I turn into wine can I turn strawberry into wine I can oh that would be Exciting hey my fings increased I can create an aridium sprinkler oh and yeah fishing oh I was going to go to the desert what’s this starting tomorrow a traveling Merchant Fleet will dock at pedon town for the yearly Night Market start of okay well I can’t go to

The desert then cuz I I’ll be working a day uh someone said that I should start crafting Jade even if luxs are not on my side I’m still going to go to the desert I have decided upon the fact also going to take my cheeses cuz I

Can and all my mushrooms of course you can never be too prepared why would I want it to be bigger what the hell that sounds like a nightmare all right to the desert again a there you are go on hurry up I just need to do this you know

Keep the spark alive oh I made these two drawings oh the orc with a battle axe yeah this is great I forgot I was supposed to read your voice I’m kind of still upset about the freaking Glacier fish how stupid is it all my homies hate the glacier fish

It’s either up here or the other one it’s more GES at the Desert Sun even in death it yearns for a taste a taste of you you want some cheese what do you want to eat what if you won’t tell me I can’t give it to you

You useless creton oh no it’s here because this is the Bench ah a strange dll as well if you insist my inventory is full maybe I do need to get a backpack at some point but I don’t care I’m going straight into this we’re going to go at least five more floors down to impress Mr

Que oh my God how many hits do you take what the I’m stuck what the hell just happened I couldn’t move see now take us someone found you unconscious and battered I had to perform an emergency surgery on you be a little more careful next time okay I lost two

Sake I am not happy I’m very much not happy look at all of these items that could have gone I wouldn’t care that could have gone I wouldn’t care that could have gone okay that one that one too but it took the two best items I had

I’m not having a good episode what’s this one going to be called stue Valley but I want to kill the creator of the game because um it’s not his fault I will say it’s not his fault but I’ll blame it like it is I need to save it

For a better weapon the sledgehammer is useless take your stupid Artifacts oh yeah there is one more thing that a person commented books this one this this is not dwarvish if I read the first letter of each word Sa cumber town no wait super cucumber town what the hell does that mean dark May a Saloon Duc Mayo Saloon do I need to give the duck May to Saloon man sure why not and Strange strange bun toy box where the freak is there a toy box I have a Str I’m going I know exactly where to Go and I possess strange BS at least at least I’ll get something out of this travesty of a episode oh and thank you everyone for your kind guards about me getting into law I’ll make sure I stay cool and calm Under Pressure child I am going to your toy box and

Putting strange buns inside it there it is I put the strange bun I put it in the what [Laughter] the okay I was hoping for like a Jamberry do you want this I can’t give it to him perfect might just make another cheese maker now that cheese is so

Essential now I can make double the cheese that is good and also I got a recipe for chocolate cake I can make this who likes chocolate cake I’m too lazy to experiment and find out like look I don’t understand this they’re all planted at the same time why

Didn’t they all finish growing at the same time I also lost my pal so I don’t know how to milk the cows I’ll need to buy a new one if I want to continue to make cheese I shall go to the one in possession of cheeses they’re not cheeses of

Pales why she not here what the freak how could she just decide Jaz where is your mother I mean Aunt how am I supposed to get supply I’m just I’m on the verge of murder yeah it was your birthday and you treated me on my birthday and I

Completely just was too enthralled with rage to care Night Market Leah I’ll get you one to root seeing as I’ve got nothing else to do cuz I don’t want to freaking go to the desert again cuz I’m stupid and angry I’ll do more fishing need to get that that up it’s

The 15th I don’t think I’ll be able to reach level 10 uh by winter that’s funny but at least I’ll be level 10 to catch the other fishes that occur in the other Seasons 25 gold star vegetables oh I need to harvest them as well any

Fish and sap and that just is make one honestly I don’t know why I accepted this I thought it was just collect I didn’t realize I had to harvest I mean let me test that with just like one gold star crop I mean I guess I could like throw

Fertilizer on all the ones that haven’t sprouted yet I don’t have many excess fish though to do it and I’ll need 25 fish oh that’s a lot of fish look at this gold star crop damn it worth a shot do you want this no you don’t oh come on man I’ll

Just fish till 5:00 p.m. I don’t know why I’m fishing like when there’s bubbles directly above me it’s funny how I never saw a c cucumber in my life to like a few days ago and now I’ve got three maybe it’s a winter thing well there goes my bubbles now I’m

Sad all right the night market is about to start let’s go start with you sure ooh interesting n not for me are you selling no You damn nothing of Use nah uh to for a painting please each day something new you really Jesus that’s expensive I do need these but I can also just like buy them in summer wait no pure store is going to be suddenly more expensive yo what the hell Oh what the I am very scared and Confused [Applause] what bye what all right I’m quickly going to go home just because I want to put the stuff away cuz I need to go fishing again actually I’m just going to store all of this in here I’ll deal with it later need to go quickly and do more

Fishing but first I’ll use one of these yes speed is the game oh hello there lus this this is important I was told I must do this every day a thous fine I’ve seen many a horror games start out this way this music is very reminiscent of gyop ooh that’s

New okay I know it’s new but I like something newer yes midnight squid very strange Jesus okay I was not prepared for that one not going to lie to you okay I actually want to go back just because of the time move out my way Clint tomorrow I just won’t have a lot

Of energy cuz I need to create the fish thing my rage has calmed down slightly I will say but my spirits are being displeased too often that I dislike all right this let’s go buy a pale this time she should be there how the hell do you lose a pale let’s

Go actually I might as well see I can buy goats but like I don’t really I don’t really need goats cuz I have the goat milk so I can complete the bundle except I one of the things do say to put goat Mayo somewhere I don’t know

Where it is I think I need to get a new weapon just so what happened last time cannot happen again in the desert that is oh yeah I was supposed to give a winter route to Leah I can do that I guess actually I’ll drink my coffee so now I have all the

Speed oh it’s like I’m running a marathon yes take the winter route perfect now I will head up to the weapons guy and see how much the next weapon will cost me cuz I will need it more than I need to upgrade my barn again I guess will I wait for this to

Open I shall do more fishing the only goal increase the fishing skill that’s all that is required God the toll of not having a bobber I don’t realize how much it was I should go get one I decided to actually better to just buy a bunch because copper is

Expensive well not expensive I just don’t have it so I have dwarf scroll 4 two and three where’s One it must be on the higher levels right I think I want to actually look for dwarf Scrolls more than I want to die in the desert I want to learn the dwarfen language ah

I can get my cheese off but it’s so expensive and the I don’t have that right now 2500 I really just don’t know that’s always the problem is it not just not knowing doesn’t matter we head to the beach we head to the market for there may be something actually interesting this

Time per chance these are actually pretty cheap for melon seeds I think where was this earlier when I needed it gold milk again actually I will take gold milk I’ll turn this into mayo oh what perfect timing and I’m prepared for if my bobber breaks there should be no Excuses oh that’s something new consuming any edible material in his path G it’s like going to a buffet at a Chinese restaurant I’m really hoping the collective amount of money that these are worth is mold in a, others I’m just wasting my time oh my god I’ve now gotten more

Godamn seaweed and fish stop playing these games with me fish your sporadic movements what the is this Unbecoming of my prey an octopus interesting all right back to the surface I mean it’s not a bad hole but it’s not a great one either but there was that very F thing that I didn’t

Catch and I feel like that might be something really cool why is my luck so bad lately what the hell tail sorry to bother you again but I need another oh my God can you smell an iron bar and bring it to me fine right I will sell Um all of this and see what profit I make oo now I can make goat cheese exciting times for everyone involved can’t believe I’m like volunteer giving Clint one of my iron how far I have fallen yay can’t wait to see what he asked me for later wait it’s the Wizard’s

Birthday is it not a rusty spoon and a rub interesting they have more random things to give You yay let’s Go ah a rarecrow how delightful right so I need the dwarf scroll but I also it would be nice to get more like cash which I luckily get from this floor oh no this is what I Need oh no not a boss fight never mind it doesn’t exist it never had maybe I’ll find it in the skull Cavern who knows nice and protected yes go cheese is needed for a bundle this is good now I have paid off the fee that it will

Cost me to uh go to the submarine again that I seem to be doing for no reason wait no I need quartz to give to the wizard right what do we got today well if I didn’t just get it send Max Energy for how long like Forever for three minut okay well like what a waste of money I want to go fishing it’s true but where is the wizard like I’ll see the wizard on my way up maybe I’ll see the wizard on my way up a my timing wasn’t perfect this time

A travesty okay perhaps fishing on this side isn’t the best idea when I can’t see that the fish is on the top that’s unnerving and why can’t I catch that thing I don’t need more seaweed please I need the thing that’s hard to catch and then I can catch

It for God’s sake did I catch every fish left in this Area what the hell did I upset the sea Life this must be like a joke oh my finally oh my God what the hell was that maybe the hard thing to catch is that shrimp you know the one that’s like over here maybe that’s the super difficult thing to catch wait what the hell was that a mermaid what that

Been come on man give me another challenge do you one of those tough things that I complain about and call it bad game design when it’s intentional wizard oh wizard where are you oh well it means it’s the next for God’s sake I keep and with my utter Devastation cheers

Fishing is the name of the game. I have died today… and yet I still fish. My life has devolved into fishing. Each day I must fish. I don’t know when I’ll stop but I know it will be soon… Fish