The $1,000,000 Per Hour Farm

The $1,000,000 Per Hour Farm

Our servers economy is nearly perfect there’s no way someone builds a million dooll an hour farm today we’re building a million doll an hour farm but the owner is right it’s nearly impossible because to set scale one Cobblestone sells for a nickel you could spend all

Day chopping trees for 2,300 coins if I was selling diamonds to get a million an hour I’d have to sell five a second now with these numbers I believed a million doll an hour farm wasn’t possible until I discovered an overpriced item melon slices sell for 1 and 1/2 coins each

Which isn’t crazy but for some reason and melon seeds sell for three and thus began the downfall of the entire economy oh my gosh just like that $11,000 a th $11,000 we’re expanding we’re expanding like crazy I always hoped it would take more than 1,000 coins to turn me into a greedy

Capitalist which it was it was 83 I love being greedy now we could sell these melon seeds but soon there’ll be an investment triple their value no they will six tle their value in one Harvest each seed oh my goodness now I did have to keep this a secret because I believe

Melon seeds being at this high of a price was a glitch but you might be like wait Jaren this is the life.net server you kind of own this wouldn’t it be in your best interest to report this to the admins or we could not and make a really

Good video the farm size was growing but not the plants because they weren’t getting any light glowstone was the obvious answer but I didn’t want to have to get it myself so I thought about making deals with other people on the server I offered a pretty penny for

Anyone with a lot of blck you got to be kidding me they’re giving me glow stone dust why I meant blocks fine I’ll buy it but I’m getting scammed out of the wazo frick I paid 7 grand for 29 glowstone blocks say hello to the most expensive

Lighting you’ve ever seen but I saw it as an investment cuz what’s 7 Grand going to be when we’re getting a million an hour but I wasn’t sure if the melons were the fastest method so I wanted to get into to a call with my friend and

Game designer redun to get as much info as possible on what others are doing to make money the meeting ends when we fall through the cloud Perfect all right what is up with the like economy like what do you mean what’s up with the economy is just like

People have so much money how do people have so much money already I don’t even know man there’s just so much I know people use spawners they raid others they get potatoes there there’s a lot of different ways man appar apparently potatoes is like one the most profitable

Like crops they did not listen to Ireland whatsoever jiren it’s this is not canonical wait if we move this way if then we move this way we can get more time do you think like a million dollar an hour farm is possible like is that

What we’re going to get to are we going to inflate the economy or what’s up I’ll be real jiren in the current state of the economy I I just don’t know how that’s possible I I think the max I’ve seen is about 200k an hour yeah 1

Million that would be some crazy Farm br bro is that good to hear I don’t know but we got info without revealing the plan barely since nobody had discovered the overpriced melons I went back to expanding the farm there was no way I felt safe building this above ground but

I kept running into water caves I found it quickest to just invest in expensive sponges to clear it out you got to spend money to make money I really hope I make money so I ran a one minute test to see how much I could get cuz imagine every

Single melon that I’m instantly breaking is giving us on average 6.4 melon so each melon is like 18 coins so we just got $5,000 in a minute I’ll be honest it doesn’t seem like a lot but let’s set the scale creeper spawners which literally produced free gunpowder is one

Of the most valuable spawners on the server I could get it after 4 minutes of melon farming if that doesn’t do the amount we’re getting Justice I have a conversion rate that anyone could understand it’s a panda per minute but now we have to wait yeah like we do

Really well and we get 16,000 in a minute but then there’s 59 other minutes in the hour and I was going to need the money because I ran out of Glowstone again so I made a deal with a stranger that they would sell me a stack of

Glowstone blocks for 4k on the auction house so I just quickly bought the first one that I saw Frick I bought it for 10K they scammed me I spent too much freak you gosh dang it how do I keep getting scammed on glow stone that’s three times

Now the troubles I go to to provide these melons with stupid photosynthesis but I am going to be selling their off Spring so it’s a fair trade I’m getting so much money the server’s lagging that’s a lie but the server is lagging no it’s not the server is perfect join

Life.net the server is fine I just broke my pickaxe gosh dang it say it with me spend money to make money look at this look at this I’m selling a couple stacks of melon seeds worth more than 16 diamonds but you want to know what’s worth more than diamonds

Freaking glow stone I ran ran out of it again one of my friends said he was going to sell it to me but uh I I didn’t trust that I’m about to get TP trapped come on please I really want glow stone please I really want glow stone when I

Got there they didn’t kill me but they also didn’t have any glow stone no glow stone what’s that what’s that four for four getting scammed on glowstone if you’re reading this your vids are epic thank you um and now nobody wants to sell me glow where’s the glowstone

People I have four glowstone dust oh okay here is an ethical question viewers when am I morally allowed to tell a viewer to shut up please I know my videos are good that’s why I make them I am going to spawn this guy better give me freaking glowstone if I go all the

Way to spawn they come over here they take a screeny and then they don’t have glowstone we’ll be 5 for five and I don’t know what I’m going to do after that wait that’s them that’s them that’s them that’s them that’s them that’s them that’s them please please please give me

What are the odds I show up in their lobby but please give me glow stone I died bro five for five don’t worry I did end up finding someone who sold me 53 glowstone for an insane amount but I was able to make back what I spent in a minute so was it

All bad because then I could just focus on expanding the farm which we already moved to a second floor because I truly believed this was or would be the fastest money maker on the server but I couldn’t be sure so I to get as much information for my competition as

Possible yo yo can you type SLB up real quick and look who’s number four only fourth you’re not even on the podium right now no I’ve fallen off I’m really close though that’s kind of why I’m talking to you so I don’t know how much

You know what I’m doing I have a spawner buying addiction that’s what my allowance goes to I have never held on to anything more than 50k that’s impressive so I know you’re a rich guy can I get a base tour is that something

You be fine to do I want to see what you do okay well you’re going to be you’re not going to be impressed by it I’m going to be honest really oh my gosh but okay okay to make it a bit look a bit cooler I made 10 chunk layers of

Potatoes this is what we’re up against now pangy is Right potato self for seven each a bit more than double what a melon seeds sells for but I still believed melon seeds could be farmed faster because I don’t have to replant them now after the tour that’s where the

Conversation was supposed to end but seeing the state py was in he was just raided and kicked from his team you could team up with Team mushroom because I think mushroom I have an even better inside tip for you what’s the inside tip you got for me yeah I you have to like

We have to team up if I’m going to tell you this inside tip oh this is tempting I’m going to tell you something all right this Bas is currently that I was just at is under a an ocean Monument right you can turn those into Guardians Farms right with those rates you could

Get 500,000 coins an hour yeah if your offer will get me over 500k coins an hour that would be a straight yes and that would give me 400 coins just like that you are a che we can’t let devs know about this now with the two of us I

Could still get my million dollar an hour farm but could Pawn off like half the work to pangi and I know he would put in the work and be quick about it because he was racing to be the first to 100 million now he was trying his best

But I was practically his savior I did need him to though because I wanted to start an automatic farm under the manual Farm but unlike the manual Farm every melon stem required a piston and an observer each it’d be expensive but with pangy on our team I can employ a new

Strategy spend other people’s money to make money then we recruited a friend force of it to help dig the space for the farm well I say recruited but during this video he had been paying me an allowance that I kept spending this is just the first time he shown up after I

Did need to take a short break but I was hopeful yes it’d be a lot of work but with the three of us with the hopes of a melon Empire I have to say everything is going great guys something terrible has happened I’m fortnite now let me tell

You how this happened see I minimized Minecraft just for a couple minutes because I really needed to record some voice over for a sponsor except 3 minutes in I was interrupted by a DM saying you good so I reopened Minecraft and this is the audio reaction I

Captured oh no oh gosh dude we just dug the hole why have I’m not recording any of this gosh dang it guess who’s dead I opened Minecraft and saw myself in spawn inventory empty and the team disbanded meaning our base was raided but I’m still not fortnite yet because the

Person who messaged me you good wanted to go back to my base and kill the people there so I gave them the coordinates and they teleported me there this was actually even worse though because redun you know the man who we don’t want to know I was farming melons

Was was there as well and saw my huge melon farm I’ve never been more exposed honestly I wish he rather saw me naked none of the Raiders were there but that’s when they let me know my base was tracked down when someone put a 100,000 coin bounty on me which gave them a

Compass to track me they could just keep putting more and more bounties on me and keep tracking me so to prevent this in the future I disguised myself under a new name and Skin So they wouldn’t know who to track and that’s how I was cursed

To be fortnite now I may have lost everything but nobody can take away my knowledge and we already have a big B ger and better base made by my favorite YouTuber Chloe prism 2016 I’m kidding this is force of it he’s just nicked as well let me make it clear I’m not

Playing with an 8-year-old here’s the fun part if you come through here you remember that chunk that we painfully dug out well we’re doing it again yo to make this fun we should do like a countdown Montage eight eight no it will work I believe in it four zero we didn’t

Even break it this was just a small test space so we could build the farm and see how much it gets us and after an hour of building as much as we could gosh dang it we didn’t even fill up the chunk now we didn’t know this at the time but this

Chunk was only getting us 30,000 coins an hour that’s a lot of pandas but to get a million coins an hour we’d have to build 33 of these which yes technically we could but this was just not going to happen genuinely it looked like the melons days were over so we ran more

Tests whichever one fills up first is the winner melons beat Cactus it wasn’t even close every melon broken by a piston is on average five melon slices so even when some gets stuck in the farm it just can’t be beat dang I I had hope

We tried to get out of doing melons but it’s just that every other item we tested was in a higher realm of improbability but by chance while researching bone meal Farms we found one that was just a cheap mass-producible melon farm we love life stei onnet how

Much am I getting paid to say this Ras moose is here to help clear the space for the farm because the design uses flying machines to harvest melons we needed as much space as possible so we went up to the stone layer so we could insta mine getting people to help us

With the easy yet long parts of making the farm would be a lifesaver but to keep our intention secret from Rasmus I told him we were digging out a panda tunnel I’m so flabergasted what what was the purpose of all of this Pinky and I used the Dugout tunnel to measure how

Far a flying machine could travel before stopping which was the edge of our render distance but now for the flying machine that would actually harvest the melons it took a while to follow the tutorial and I made a few mistakes but I knew I better get quick because I have

32 more of these to build but preparing the land this was easy and awesome it still took time but if we did the old design each of these melon stems I’m planting would need an observer and piston pandas please clear the runway now you can see there are iron bars that

Drag the mine carts along which Moby collect the melons that are broken by the iron bars dragging them then when the machine hits the other side wait a minute I forgot to add the return system but then it flies back drops the melons off into a hopper while more melons grow

Then launches again it goes back and forth back and forth rocking me like a baby a rich baby a rich baby that doesn’t have time to be rocked back and forth because it has to build 32 more of these now instead of overwhelming myself with everything I could do I started

With just making another two machines while I mined out the space I did have to use some diamonds to repair my pickaxe which this mechanic will end up saving us in the future and already I had the design of the machines memorized or at least close enough funnily though

When I finished these machines I ran them once at as a test and then just stopped running them like you think I might as well run them otherwise it’s basically throwing away free money money I kind of needed but I was so focused that if it was 500,000 an hour I didn’t

Want it all I wanted was a million an hour then I realized getting so many melons it was finally time to make a decent collection system but I guess that time wasn’t now because I added a single Hopper line for all the machines to lead to I hope you see what’s going

To be the issue now at this point i’ had been working on the machines for the whole day I was was getting burnt out so I left to you know have a life but the moment I do that this is what I come back to I got on earlier right like late

At night very late at night with a Nick and I was in the base you know just getting obsidian as you normally would and this guy Mr Sir melon slash messages me and he was like how did you get in there so I knew I was getting raided I

Had to message them in order to get them out but they could have raided our base we almost lost everything they why would who would kill our panda that’s so disrespectful there were some minor damages but what really sucked about the raid is now I knew I needed to move

Quick I had given myself about 2 weeks to finish this project but now that people knew what I was up to I wanted it done by the end of the week about 4 days the most daunting part about the machines was mining out all the space so

I reached out to anyone on my friends list to see who could help me mine oh how far have you gone down what dude I’m I’m not mining all this that’s ridiculous finally though how people reacted followed a set pattern what is up with your face are you guys

Digging this by hand dude no way they acted like what I had already done was insane but I was about to make them do four times that I need all right I need a mend and I’m on the I’m on the menend really okay um well sometimes I’ll

Repair it with diamonds we are we are churning through so much well you know big holes big commitments that’s what I always say see I tried to fix them by Haring monsters from the spawners but it was so slow that I decided to fix them with diamonds I could do the new

Pickaxe gosh dang it getting too so you know okay throw me your almost broken pickaxes jiren I’m red I’m in the red now I’m like falling behind with pickaxes I thought I could get away with just buying pickaxes but nobody was really selling them so when I got an

Offer it’d be an outrageous price fry can I get a loan real quick I’ll pay it back I’ll pay it back I’ll go so melons you wait you you leure me here to work for free labor and then you tell me to pay you for it but then out of nowhere

Uh this random stranger Bobby squats just came up to me and gave me six maxed out pickaxes this is a legend right here and then it was just so much mining I don’t know how to make it make sense just look how much this is we did this five times Jaren are we

Done we’re done oh thank God okay everything out now we only have to place so much dirt so much dirt how much did we break um divide that by four and that’s how much dirt we have to place you guys are free to leave if you want you can help us

Collect dirt nobody wanted to help collect dirt understandable so I was left to placing it all by myself man I love my job please join life.net it’s really fun if you don’t waste all your time grinding for money if you remember at the beginning of the video my biggest concern was someone

Else stealing the idea of the melon seeds and then no lifing the server and building a million doll an hour farm before us but it was right here I realized I was the one no life in the server at least I have pangy to help me because he took charge of the terrible

Storage system I had in place yo so I’ve been working on this system right we have more than enough melons it’s just that we can’t collect them fast enough uh got second and a half like it’s fast but we want it it needs to be faster if

We want a million coins an hour I was glad I did not have to deal with that because I had no idea what was going on now to finish the rest of the machines I would need 2500 slime and buying it from the shop would be 200,000 coins oh no I

Don’t think we can even afford it I need 200 I need 200 while I grind for slime I’ll sell M see you got to learn money-making things and not asking for I understand Venture capitalism okay exactly there’s like a 50% chance this works I’d put all my

Money into that force of it did not want to give me me alone but I remembered we’re on a team with a multi-millionaire now that now that I’m looking at it I did not need 200k so we just kind of committed some fraud I estimated 20 total hours of work

Left but buying the Slime saved time I could have kept working but I had been doing this about 8 hours a day straight so I decided you know I’d go have a life and hang out with some friends it was great guess what I came back to jaren’s

Back what’s up Jaren you missed so much the time you were gone it seems every time I have a life we get raided luckily though before they destroyed the machines py was able to talk them out of it I I negotiated with terrorists and out of terrorists are

Besties great that’s a good sound bite right there so it was another new team but at the same base poipo that’s not what I read the first time some of the machines were broken but at this point I could build one in 5 minutes so it was

An easy fix I had about 18 left to build so I spent 3 hours building building all of them and thanks to force of it pangy and dim damn Dom they really helped out with everything else and I believed right now we had 1 million per hour we

Just had to run a test to see if it was true um we’re going to see how much money I get oh let me pay you all my money yes okay it was finally time to run all the machines at once for an hour to see how much money we’d actually get

From it which would bring you to level two and level or level four and level five so many balance I don’t think I don’t think we’ve like internalized how large this project was it didn’t take us even that long did it no we got a bunch of L

Like we’re never going to pay them are we okay I’m going to start them one okay layer one has sent off free Layer Two is done done uh-oh layer 4 doesn’t have a montage because we had to keep fixing them but layer five okay all the machines are running

Oh my gosh I’m getting overwhelmed H lots of stuff this is so many melons this is so you sold melons and not seeds that’s fine don’t judge you’re too slow I’m slow I’m slow okay I’m going to catch you can’t catch up your C cuz they keep

Filling my inventory gosh dang it yeah you’ve been doing this for 8 minutes you’re on Pace Jared you’re on Pace you’re actually on Pace to a mill this pace cuz you’re you have 80k and you you’ve done it in 8 minutes wait wait there’s not 100 minutes though there’s

Not 100 minutes it’s 60 Minutes oh wait oh wait oh my gosh oh my gosh what the freak is happening wait did you what the what was that oh my gosh oh my gosh there happened again you you made 110k in 10 minutes basically that’s that’s

Pretty good so I had an hour of clicking ahead of me Oho I think I just discovered carpal tunnel and by 30 minutes it was clear we might not make it in an hour while running some machines did break but the others fixed them I just crafted and sold when time

Was up pingy turned off all the machines but we let the melons still in the collection system empty out okay now we’re done dang it as soon as you say it it took 20 more minutes for The Hoppers to empty but clearly we didn’t make it off by just

160,000 though in just 1 hour we went from nothing to top 50 of money on the server something people have spent weeks on I left pangy to run the machine so he could get to 100 million and I went to visit my parents because I don’t know if

You realize this but it was almost Christmas and I wanted to you know have a life but how quickly I forgot the number one rule of a faction server you cannot have a life a full Squadron of zakuz Z and jpex right as soon as we finished the base have raided our base

And um they destroyed everything the farm got SP money to make money thanks for watching so I wasted a week of my life for 860,000 coins and if we’re going to be honest I think we spent more than that to build the farm okay so the video was supposed to

End here but you might have noticed I didn’t have much footage of the farm destroyed so I went back to the base to get more but when I got there I discovered somebody had repaired the farm with an even better flying machine design honestly I could have probably

Ran it made a ton of money I just wanted to destroy the whole thing and it felt pretty good roll the [Applause] [Applause] Outro I’m so flabergasted what what was the purpose of all of this

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