Breaking Stardew Valley by Selling Thousands Of Drugs

Breaking Stardew Valley by Selling Thousands Of Drugs

Kiss emmy now or else ah emmy good morning my stinky poo how are you doing my cutie pie semi why are you crying people people are really gonna hate this layout right oh this this looks like the machinations of a mad mad like like someone’s whose

Brain is is like failing right now oh no it burns i can fix it no this this looks even worse you know what we’re just gonna we’re gonna have to suffer we’ll we’ll suffer get the holy water sorry the farm’s gone to [ __ ] i don’t know what i’m doing anymore

Sebby what else was i even making does anyone remember i don’t how do i run this farm you were making us stressed ah yes that’s where i left off thank you life isn’t so bad at least i have frozen pizza and eggs i honestly pretty good motivations frozen pizza

Pesco like two euro pizza like quality cuisine oh we could get the blue chickens oh i gotta find out okay shaney i know you’ve got the goods where are they apparently as well oh yeah so i i have to correct this because people were asking me about clint and a lot of

People were actually defending clint saying that like you know he’s actually not supposed to be like a nice guy character he’s just a bit shy which is very fair but i just think it’s funny if we hate him anyway walter’s got to have some enemies in this town okay you know like

He walter’s a bit of a bully and he’s got to take out his anger somewhere the low-hanging fruit for clint is the column a particular c word that’s very close to his actual name we’re not going to do that though we won’t sing that low instead we will simply psychologically

Torture him every time we encounter will you check the slime firm i feel like you’re the only person who’s typed that in chat in several weeks oh there’s three oh wait no there’s actually quite a few i still don’t know what we do with them like i just get like attacked whenever i

Go in that house i’ve got more slime than i did before but i don’t know if more slime is a good thing no slimes oh my god i’m gonna die in my own home did you ever break your ribs trying to feed your pets like honestly

Having had a rough day on the farm i’m not feeling too good wait is this already ready iridium cheese iridium surely this is worth a fair bit i’m still in tux like walter hasn’t had time to get changed yet he’s been very focused on it on his business

Let the man be fancy maybe i don’t just want one special day twitch chat maybe every day should be my special day it’s what i deserve i am the one who is special why do you have so little money i have 32 i have like 31 grand

I think that’s pretty good why are you poor are you are you saying i’m a popper i mean know don’t leave me i have finances i can afford to sustain our family amy look at that see like that’s so much off the cheese that’s not even

The wine the wine is going to be worth significantly more oh my god he’s still so poor but like it’s 44 grand in savings who’s colin oh it’s the bear of course oh is that you i have some of that good sauce still friend so we can be very very happy snort wow

What we’ve done it we’ve somehow hooked up a character in this game with actual drugs gonna visit town today i’m gonna go help out the saloon have a nice day oh yeah she’s still gotta work and stuff doesn’t she you know like emmy we’re just making enough in the farm you you

Could just retire honestly huh this is this is why i could never work with you sebby emmy is so hard-working that even here she’s trying to bring more finances into our home her mind is always focused on the business oh we’re gonna have a big harvest oh oh we’re producing so much already

That’s actually crazy okay i got i got to reorganize the kegs today then okay there we go right we’ve we’ve increased the we can put so many more barrels in here now once we get supplies from ancient seats that’s a different one ancient seeds i don’t think we’ve seen

That one i mean it’s blue yeah i guess i guess we got to pick that up it’s the new blue sebby i found a rare one it’s a limited edition product sammy we’re gonna make a spicy kind of cheese i know it looks moldy and disgusting but

Apparently that adds to the flavor like mr white that’s kind of gross no sebby don’t appreciate fine french cuisine actually i should be making like a shitload of coffee shouldn’t i i mean coffee beans we have here and then we’ll take some fruit for after finally he

Learned i feel like every time i look at chat it’s like finally he did it only took like seven streams finally i’m having a bad day nothing i ever do will be good enough for them could have so much this is enough coffee to last us for like several years i feel

It always looks like it’s gonna explode any moment okay don’t worry i’ll get back i’ll get back in time i think that’s everything i didn’t miss any did i nope 248 coffee oh god we’re cutting it close i mean i could pass out any seconds Level 10 foraging oh we finally got it okay uh forage items are always the highest quality or the location of forageable items revealed tracker is shite apparently let’s get botanist oh that’s 41 grand remember we will make that much money from like one blueberry harvest we haven’t even had our first blueberry

Harvest we’re already on that hi much you look unusually happy today you’re right i haven’t felt this light since i was a kid Let me guess gus had a clearance sale on canned beer Good one no actually i’ve been drinking sparkling water instead of beer and i feel great hi jazz i’ve got something for you These are real bunny jewel slippers oh but these are so expensive how did you afford them cut back on an expensive habit of a lot more spending money now small child have you seen shaney have a vested interest in his well-being oh my god that should do it shaney what have you done

What have you fed the animals of the best eggs in the whole valley fresh and healthy with rich golden yolks not like those pale sickly joja eggs and speaking of pale and sickly shane what have you done it’s beautiful but i’m concerned you know charlie i was thinking

A guy like me is always teeter on the edge of despair know what i mean you and the other hands are gonna keep me upright from now on i know it that hen looks spooked like i appreciate the sentiment i think it’s very sweet what’s happening but

He looks like he’s very scared what’s wrong too much pressure no he’s okay now he’s okay hey walter white what do you think this is the best thing i’ve ever seen we’re gonna make blue chicken nuggets shaney my special blue hens i’ve been raising them in secret for the last few months

I well i won’t be living here forever and i want to pass something on to jazz i’ve been teaching her how to care for him i want to feel like i’m not just the leech in the world i want to contribute somehow even in a small way like this i

Need to sell my entire family to buy the blue chicken stamp who’s going i gotta keep the void chickens i don’t think i can get rid of hank or walter jr yeah i see skyler i can’t bring myself the parrot with shot show this is going

To be a tearful farewell it’s time to let morbius go there’s only so long you can stay as like the b as the box office hit you are i’m sorry morbius new blue chicken okay walter jr oh no i forgot the name that one i meant to okay well that’s practically all

Right more blue no more be blue wait bluebeast uh sky blue column blank column blank okay we got blank it’s the the new version of hank emily jr okay okay we got all our chickens i did what i had to do for the business family means everything to me sebby

You have no idea how painful it was to sell them away i needed a new blue family that’d be i want to paint the entire town blue i need blue chicken savvy i need blue product i need to paint the farm blue mr white you’ve gone way too far with

This i’m mr blue now sebby all i see is blue that’s emily do you want to like turn on a light or something this is like what you see in a horror film got up early and wanted some crops for you what makes your job a little easier today heavy everything’s already automated

What did you do how could you be so naive to think i hadn’t taken care of every facet of this business emily do you doubt the quality of my product mwah see you later cause i don’t doubt my relationship with you okay let me actually try remember to pet my animals

Actually no let’s go get the auto padder from yeah i’ve had enough of that one day that is too much joe just sells the the auto powder do they for 50k i can afford that oh but you have to buy the jojo membership oh okay i don’t i don’t want to do that

Yeah i literally only need a fish it would be kind of like a slap in the face that just abandoned all of that it’s blue that’s all you got to say yeah uh color scheme absolute semi i’ve had enough of this town i’m gonna wake her up every night does

Emily just accept it that like we’ll never head the bed at the same time i’ll just like crawl into bed at like 2 a.m every morning and get up four hours later because i’m gonna like wake her up every time i mean we had another record

Day of sales on the farm like walter it’s it’s like 2 a.m walter’s still in his wedding he’s not had time to change walter you really need to wash that this is my business suit now emmy and i’d appreciate it if you let me enjoy my special days he walked us forever in

Like his honeymoon phase because like he’s in love with his work and the farm he’ll never change if he can help it become better friends with the wizard he has some cool stuff you know i could do that yeah the wizard is like one of the more interesting characters

Not you what about linus at this point it’s just embarrassing how much we forgot the freedom it’d be very awkward and rather than have that social encounter i’d rather he just starve the dish oh the star fruit is ready okay so we we save this for wine now

Uh this also means we need to go get more stair fruit don’t we it doesn’t matter about using the harvesting thing here because it all gets converted into wine anyway yeah i need to get to the desert today they’re already all growing up oh my god they’re beautiful savvy our product is incredible

Blue look at the blue okay we’re hoping for an auto petter it’s just a rare drop from enemies is it no it’s the treasure rooms it’s the treasure rooms so what’s the best way for me to get the most amount of treasure rooms i take it i don’t want to

Do the holes okay so treasure floors should now be active just gotta fight for my life real quick jesus christ i didn’t mean to get to like floor 46 here 47 we’re just casually getting very deep into the mines here please oh my god i’m gonna die

Okay we beat him we just quickly consumed a cake inches from that i’m gonna keep that farm total and i’ll use it next time because i i got a really messy start to it this time this time oh i forgot the stair fruit that’s the reason i came Oh we got we got the combat finally up to level 10 as well you know 15 more damage or plus 25 hp i tend to be like more violent and lean towards being like a glass cannon so we’re gonna go the violent route there we go choose violence here walter white

Tomorrow guy at the beach for the annual pelican town wow the highlight of the event is the communal potluck oh it’s finally come around again the governor is back but if i poison him this time uh there’s actually consequences finish the job still so many people in the town we just

Don’t care about get to know the wizard wait are you no you’re not robin you’re the imposter of course at the mere mention of the imposter several gamers among you slammed away everything on your desk cleared a space he said it what’s the most riled up i

Could get chat in like one sentence you want to see what just [ __ ] chaos looks like sassy baka oo-woo something pretty sus going on here omogas am i right gamers is that sans undertale pineapples don’t belong on pizza i’m just 69. everyone’s agitated now i have so much power you forgot morbid time

Among us belongs on pizza you’re just like compounding them all like the saucy pineapple pizza is morbius remember and walter white said it’s met in time morby we gotta cook the amogus pizza logical endpoint you’re absolutely right this has turned into a youtube kids stream did somebody say baby shark doo doo doo

Doo doo it’s the middle of it just all caps santa claus is actually real i don’t know why it just stands you better watch out roma it can only be you it’s a good smell sadly i’ve done nothing but work in the fields i smell a sweat and productivity the emmy

Getting confused it’s been a long day gotta berlin fed all the farm animals hope it makes your job a little easier today emily it’s automated like i appreciate the effort but what you’ve done is absolutely redundant it’s like your water and the plants after it rained that’s a phil george’s

Water bottle okay right thank you uh we have some nice cheese to bring to the potluck hey guys it’s walter white welcome back to my fix and good fair i love just caring for my animals growing produce and not psychologically torture in the poor boy known as sebastian i guess

We’re resetting the day anyway Just it’s okay gang we’re not gonna save it we’re not gonna say oh wow that’s a lot of damage he’s killing the product i’m getting anxious guys i’m just gonna uh quickly reset it everything’s all right again i mean i had the weirdest dream okay he’s back

The lovely occasion it’s always a joy to visit stardew valley i’m surprised he’s still saying that louis i have something for the potluck i can’t believe it lets you do this no one’s gonna remember this timeline anyway clint i’ve actually been secretly in love with you this entire time i respect

Everything you’ve ever done how does lewis’s ass taste god oh jesus just that y’all put high quality ingredients in the pot this year don’t want the governor the greatest visit to the valley like last year it’s like a nutty mixture it’s a bit tangy but actually wait what

Oh my god he he already eats lewis’s ass louis is having an affair with everyone how just one minute there’s something in my bowl what’s this oh no this this is outrageous i’ve never been so insulted in all my life like my tongue is swelling up i think i’m gonna be sick

It’s got a special animation whoever took parent is a pile that acts as truly reprehensible using my very private item for this sick purpose and to ruin a perfectly good soup unforgivable i’ve never been more ashamed of this community truly disgusting it’s somehow even worse than last year

He’s pissed i guess the little prank didn’t go over too well time to head over well i still have to reset the timeline though because i was nice to clint so i i would have kept that intact otherwise savvy i keep reliving the same day again and again what’s that film

With bill murray ghostbusters lovely occasion it’s always a joy to visit stardew valley we got him again she’s unresponsive mean my wife is in a trance she’s been possessed by the music semi she’s interfering okay you added cheese to the soup cheese soup actually isn’t going to be that great

Just thinking about that that’s just gonna go soggy man thanks for making me gag at the sensory mental image of soggy cheese hey no problem don’t want the governor to regret his visit to the valley god god forbid the soup is now nacho dip oh god

Oh my that’s the best soup i’ve ever tasted it’s gone over well wonderful job everyone now who else wants a taste it’s not the same if it’s not tangy from lewis’s ass here we have 91 jade as well for stairs that yeah so if we get a good luck day now

And we get all the staircases we can just like staircase staircase staircase the entire way and that’ll be our best bet of getting the auto grabber what’s happening here what is the witch [Laughter] it’s temp she’s tampering with the slimes i mean sure i it’s not like i

Tend to them wow she actually checked on them that’s more than i do okay luck will not be on your side no no mine in expedition today wait what i get that from emily you found a stair drop it’s strange but the taste reminds you of mess your maximum energy has increased

Did you just give me that honey i wanted to give you that fruit as a symbol of my love i knew this would be good for the business savvy we’re more efficient than ever now the dividends are coming in yeah what’s going on with the slimes then the witches looked after them more

Than we have what the [ __ ] happened in here oh god they’re killing me what is happening in that room you need a slime charms ring to be able to go in there safely how do i how do i get that i i just can’t access that part of the

Firm you need to kill a thousand slimes for the ring uh i’m gonna need a lot of the starfruit seeds i should just buy as many as i can because i i’m gonna have to replant this one a few times i think my farm can hold like 110 or something ridiculous we’re

Gonna have to invest a bit this is gonna look a little scary but think of the wine think of the wine we’ll be able to make off this all right i’m gonna get 250 because that’s realistically about as much as i could afford he’s poor if i bought stock right if i’d like

Invest it in like a microsoft today okay i bought like like like 200 shares i don’t know i don’t know how much areas or anything like that oh my god he has no money anymore he’s gonna be homeless in a week he’s nothing left and

Then i like sell the shares off get some money back what how did he do that you mean he like bought and sold a product no there’s no way this is hopefully gonna bring in a lot this seems like a lot we can then age this later too we’re gonna

Make a sick return soon i love the blue chickens i love them so much i kind of want like a plush of one of them they sell those oh oh they’re sold out oh this i uh okay right um i’m not sponsored or anything i just think this is cute oh they’re amazing

I love the void chicken devastate i miss my chance for it to own a blue chicken i’ll never live this down go for a big ol out of bug guts 100 pieces should do the trick okay fine i’ll help lioness with his quest fish trash out of the water hey clint

It’s a good day to stay inside but i mean you stay inside every day anyway am i right okay see you later it’s probably not what linus had in mind with his quest though he probably wanted us like help out the town and not like this well this underground cavern but someone’s dumped

Like like a bag of trash in i actually need the driftwood too could finally fulfill like the sea cucumbers request these guys have been waiting so long for this there you go they’re finally happy hi walter white thanks for helping me clean up around the valley the waters are

Looking much cleaner make everyone appreciate it i know i will it’s a way of saying thanks i want to teach you how to grow your own fiber hope it’s useful fiber seeds okay walter i made you a little treat this morning in the saloon dig in big fish

Who sends a fish in the mail all the blue’s here okay don’t harvest yet i’ll wait a day uh so we can get the grow together okay okay 93 jade we’ve been duplicating this for a while we gotta get to the desert we need staircases get the last coffee bean please

Divorce divorce divorce do you want me to do that but emily are you talking about my relationship with chat right now okay we can get the the staircases look at this all in i don’t think we need anything else in the desert right now we can swipe a coconut while we’re here

We have no father oh there he is ah that feels good the water’s never been cleaner and the same goes for me he he that was an odd cutscene we didn’t even interact with him there he’s just having a good time once again we’ve not been

Able to say goodnight to our wife we never will okay let’s see The blue is ready semi got the rv this will now be the largest blue harvest we’ve ever had so much 1 000 we’ve broken the counter oh it’s actually crazy 1386 semi we’re gonna need a convoy oh we’re gonna make so much money today inventory is full oh no

Okay we need to clear some space there’s so much [ __ ] everywhere okay i’m gonna sell it there we go and it goes in it all goes i just want to see how much i can make today honestly i’m i’m gonna i’m gonna do with some big sale

Like selling i think this might be the most profitable day in the farm’s history anything in here that’s ready a single piece of cheese i’ll take it a mighty harvest uh safa thank you for a thousand bits got me through a tough time before and i

Want to thank you so much this is the best i can do you’re truly a father figure to me and i appreciate all the work you do i mean you’re too kind apparently i’m everyone’s dad actual dad i don’t think i have a child i don’t think i don’t think so

[ __ ] it you’re a better dad than my actual no no i guess a dublin adoption agency if several thousand children i’d like to adopt the man with 6 000 children you know how on tv they make those shows where it’s like my 600 pound life or

Stuff like that you know like my 6 000 child life i like the show just starts and it’s just an incoherent screaming as there’s like a stadium of people and i’m just like on the stadium ground like trying to like make breakfast for everyone like furiously just cracking eggs it’s

Like there’s not enough we need more bacon an assistant just like unloads like like pounds upon pounds of bacon into like a massive frying pan waves of children everywhere it’s like feed us feed us they’re getting agitated we need to get scrambled eggs done soon they’re starting to consume the assistance

What’s even the logistics for someone to have that many children like that’s how how would you actually accomplish that that has to be a world record for the guy with the most amount of kids i want to say it’s like 20 or something you’d need a lot of partners to get that going

Oh my god holy [ __ ] so 54 grand just from those blueberries there’s 17 grand the goat cheese the poppy honey got another 12 grand a single egg that was only 190 the egg the egg’s not worth much the truffle oil brought in 32 grand oh

My god we made so much money that’s the most profitable day we’ve ever had holy crap gaby i mean we’re rich what are you gonna buy with your money i don’t know yet is the thing i don’t know what i’m supposed to invest in next okay

The iridium ax is actually pretty good i should have got this sooner holy [ __ ] they’re just fallen the husband of the wife who gave birth to 69 kids had a second wife and totally had 87 kids holy [ __ ] 87 children like that means like on average like it’s someone’s birthday like every like

Four or five days you’d be exhausted surely there’s a limit to the amount of like child benefit support you can claim too the government’s gonna start like raising an eyebrow after a certain point logistically it’s like there’s no way if i just plant enough grass will like

Wildly grow out of control i have fiber i think i can go farm slimes true yeah that’s actually probably a good way to spend the day oh hey honey before you get to work today do you have a moment i’ve been working on something special for you but i need

A little help finishing it it’s a secret so i can’t tell you what it is but you bring me 200 pieces of oh emily you have the worst diamond couldn’t you tell me this yesterday you know clint we’re not all said and done like i know we make fun of you a lot

Okay bye yeah and there should be more nature we can pillage all natural beauty must be cut down okay it’ll grow back it’s not my responsibility there no that’s all i like like the town council planning committees like end i don’t have to deal with the consequences here

Get this tree too for the marginal bit of lumber it provides and this one so i got a piece before it hit the water that makes it worthwhile please stop or we’ll run out of air it’s okay i can sell like ventilation systems the only area you need is that which i

Manufacture it’s a genius money-making scheme that’s literally the plot in the lorax is it i’ve never seen it fortune teller it’s it’s forever bad luck the game is angry at us i think the room could use a little more decoration Oh you put this end table in the middle of the room uh that’s great emmy okay into the mines we need fiber and we need iron so what floor was fiber people were saying there’s some good ones 21 and 81 oh yeah that’s fiber okay let’s try it

And the slimes here too 81 to 89 are the best okay we’ll try just run them a few times over i think i’m happy with that for today and then i can hop back and i can uh like just sort some of this and make some of the growable fiber does not

Require water and harvest with a site takes seven days to grow mix seeds sap and clay oh i don’t have any mixed seeds i may have sold most of the mixed seeds off thank god that makes four for fiber oh i need to i need to till the ground i

Can’t actually do it because i don’t want my hoe it’s being reworked iridium hoe is ready there we go thank you oh but it’s good fortune today there’s no time there’s no time we gotta go emmy i gotta defeat the mines i’ll see you later ah oh no

There’s no time there’s no time but it’s ready i have to harvest it okay i’ll harvest later i’ll get back in time let’s go gotta try get the auto petter okay do i just use all 93 staircases and go floor by floor and hope for treasure rooms because i’m thinking

Maybe if we just go 100 floors we might just find it here we go great god that look we have a goal here right there we go here’s the goal the white turban not quite mr white the product i can get the product i can do everything today

Sami you need to get off my case i’m just a man with a simple dream to fully automate my industry five warp totems to the farm come on we’ve had three chances so far look how much stuff is bothered you sure you don’t want to like explore one of these floors Blue cowboy that’s not quite what i had hoped for although it is blue it is blue that has to be worth something that’s we’re out of ladders we could still go deeper sorry i can’t give up i’m too far into the cavern now actually going to defeat these guys look at this They’re dead i thought i’d see the day so much [ __ ] just here detonate the floor detonated again i’ll take another one okay wait which hole do we want people are saying middle okay middle hole you fell four levels [ __ ] that was blind panic i left a little surprise for them on that floor

I’ll take two prismatic shirts in one go yeah sure i’ve got three on the run are you sure they’re that rare guys like seriously oh there’s nothing special before 200. they’re not rare no they’re not i’m leaving yeah you’re getting too badly hurt prismatic shout is a 0.4 chance i got

Six of them i’m trapped i’m actually stuck oh no are you kidding i’m gonna pass out i can’t okay bomb i can’t bomb the trees it’s okay if i pass it on the farm i don’t lose any inventory i don’t lose any inventory i don’t believe this emily

Emily if you can hear me i’m out by the waterfall emily emily please i think this is the most like embarrassing like humiliating debt i’ve had emmy i’m sorry i passed out last night did you talk about like understanding her harmony because like i collapsed in

The yard last night okay i got i got to harvest the blue today let’s clear our bags we did our best but lorax got his revenge he actually did because the trees killed us this is going to be an insane harvest day oh my god like you thought last time we made

The most about a prophet oh my god i can’t they can’t stop me now sebby i’ve become too powerful sleep i’ll sleep soon i’ll sleep soon this is a big sale day right i’m trying to get the most out of it i can do it i can sell

Happy wait for me keep the door open i’ve got a sling shot into bed emmy okay i think this is gonna be the most profitable day now i think we might have topped it uh the last record how much was it it was like 180 grand

I mean i mean it’s a big business moment i’ll be honest evie this is not where my mind was going okay guys big moment how much money do we make we should have a child what we’re gonna have a real walter jr let’s go oh my god holy [ __ ]

And on that night walter white was so elated by the profits of his business that walter jr was conceived oh my god it’s 600 grand we’ve almost got the million that we need for that one guy in the casino what do i i need truffle oil don’t

You know just [ __ ] off louis i’m sick of your [ __ ] the lorax is probably going to be upset with me if i do this yes it’s just awful otherwise he already got me once he can’t let him win emmy he’s taunting me again walter what’s wrong i need to veto

I’m sick of his [ __ ] walter we’ve talked about this danny devito isn’t real he is real emmy and he got me killed last night out in the fence okay let’s get you back to bed okay i gotta fix this god forsaken uh bee farm and i’m not even willing to wait till

Fall anymore i’m just gonna harvest the poppies he’s like this is an abomination i feel like like i failed people with this bit of the farm because it was so awful like we hastily made it together because we did have to get married on the day too and harvest our blueberries it’s

Finally being fixed you had a wedding brain it’s no excuse i was careless i farmed degraded inefficiency doesn’t matter if i’m having a child now look at that and the last two uh i don’t know where we pop them were these bees that valuable yeah look at that

I’m sorry george yeah i need to get the robins and i need to get stuff from my b fam hello animal friends jesus christ if you can space yourselves out please pretty good that’s animals done for the day go have fun on the farm oh i gotta keep that open or uh mike’s

Gonna get in trouble no i can’t help him okay well that’s my fault shouldn’t have taken a half measure we can just afford that it is tempting to just buy it but it’s like i feel like i there’s better uses for my money if you get the catalogs you

Can get any furniture and wallpaper items for free i don’t feel like that’s explained well in the game wait really is that actually true oh wow yeah that’s very poorly explained so you can just do a lot of customization if you buy that okay yeah maybe i might actually go back

And buy that soon then i have some more wall mike’s having trouble mike i tried to help you out you didn’t listen go to bed on time please there’s so much work to do sorry i can’t hear you over my triple shot espresso the only real reason to

Make friends with the animals if you plan to sell their product without processing it which you just kind of realized because it loses its quality once it’s processed there’s actually no real benefit to for me specifically to be friends with the animals what the [ __ ] but like does not it’s it does it

Doesn’t actually affect anything because i’m just like pressing their children in the mail anyway i don’t think it’s gonna matter if it’s like a happy child before he gets turned into like what goes on my burger hurt he hates his animals no i do love and i’m gonna keep caring for them

But i just find it a bit [ __ ] if you think about it trust me enough to allow you in my basement treat what you find in there with respect where’s your basement oh there’s a trap door there yeah what is that there’s like a seal the shrine of illusions make an offer in

A 500 gold to change your appearance oh my god you can actually recustomize a character i didn’t think we’d get that option i could finally make them bold there we go we’ve finally been able to correct oh there’s a point of concern he’s now mr white oh yeah we need his

Beard we need his beard hang on what is the beard under no the 53 is this that semi i’ve got a new trim semi i’ve never looked better mr white got contacts it’s actually incredible i feel more like walter white than ever now emily’s going to see us so it’s like

What happened i’m reborn i believe i’ve never been more excited to produce blue unlimited access to everything okay that one’s 30k yeah i can buy that wallpapers and floors okay [ __ ] it we’re gonna buy the one from robin 200 grand oh god like you know unlike you have too many choices

Oh my god this is too much to decide between that one’s blue that’s just the sky i don’t want joja that one’s like more aggressive blue that’s the one that’s the one yeah i i gotta be careful i don’t want to destroy the home i’m happy making like wallpapers blue

She’s just here it’s like walter what have you done oh the spirits are happy no i wanted to do interior design today i do sorry i don’t want to go anywhere i’ll have to do interior design uh better time all right uh emmy uh the furniture’s in the fridge if you need it

No okay all right no i’m not doing it i’m not going through the binds i want to do interior design i’m not missing another harvest no it’s not where it it’s not worried at home sorry i refuse you’ll just have to get another cook for today’s batch

Wait no i’m the one doing the cooking hi sami my priorities are really confused i just want to like make the place look nice i’ve worked tired don’t i deserve a little luxury okay furniture catalog 200 grand sorry oh my goodness i’ve been usually happy lately

Sorry i haven’t seen you in a while of this course oh my god yeah so you can just get plasma tvs now and every lamp in the oh my god okay we can just design a home right that that’s the goal for today okay like genuinely like we’re gonna be doing like an

Interior design arc let’s get to work like i love the kitchen how it looks including the bear statue there is there anything else i can add on to the kitchen like in this space here maybe a rug we can get a chair for like our wife at the table

Thinking about it yeah she hasn’t had one of those these are moving up in the world oh gotta pass out oh close enough we collapse in our own home i’m sure it’s fine we gotta move the spire somewhere the spire is having some trouble finding its spot

Pop that in here the torment whatever child comes into this world now we need the end table that um emily got for us that she thought was a good idea for the home but doesn’t match the the core whatsoever that goes there i mean i think this is looking pretty good

This room’s actually very cozy now i love how this one looks we could even like pop that table there it’s 1am i’m getting the bed the model ship there i spent the entire i didn’t go outside welcome to the next day there we go we’re finishing the home

We have to get this right emmy i need to get the house just right don’t go in the fridge you know what actually wait because she works so hard in here and it’s a little workshop we’re gonna get a little mini fridge for it that way she can get a snack okay it’s

Been a few days since we’ve been outside we’ve been busy just quickly harvest everything we’ve got out here it’s already midday and we only left the home wait the wines done today oh my god okay all right uh late night run of it get the stair fruit wine cooking go go go

It’s very late at night come on down to breaking bad emporium you got drugs and we got him wait no no that’s not you got drugs and we got him great we all have drugs walter yeah good sales [ __ ] there’s drugs everywhere we did so much again it’s always in summer for this

Game that like we make the most progress like we’ve just like refined and perfected the farm it really feels it there’s not much more for me to do there is this fiber ready for harvest yes it is okay that gives like a lot of fiber this looks perfect and it’s sustainably

Sourced too thanks so much walter white now i’ve got my work cut out for me it’ll be a few more days before it’s ready okay quest complete okay um i think we just head to bed honestly i don’t think there’s much else we need to do here oh god i’m so happy

With the farm but i could just look at it all day i love these little bits of wall that just kind of divide up the wilder bits too getting early nights rest i think we’re home before emily too no she’s asleep we never are look the entire family’s here

That’s just the fruit wine as well like that’s not even the good wine that’s like a small profit comparative to everything else we’ve made i think the room could use a little more decoration is that what you used all the fiber on Emily we gotta have words that was not worded oh we got one more harvest oh we’ve been blessed i’m actually surprised we got that in the moonlight jellies are covered too that’s that’s that’s great demetrius i’ve got work to do just think about where we were this time last year

Walt has made it i’m so proud of him i don’t want to grow any more crops on the farm because like this is like long enough to harvest you know kind of looking forward to having a break come winter of the tens of the crops the blue has been harvested

For the last time this summer last day of summer is bountiful i i was the slime hatchery do it i feel like this got this place is just growing out of control i don’t know what to do in here yeah it’s getting real bad okay i’m just going to leave that hope

That source itself i’m not going to touch that for a while until i get that rig let’s say hi to our the gang i saw something moving in there something big something dark just trying to scare you so don’t be so mean we’ve been through so much together

Already i just want to have a genuine heart-to-heart moment with you how could you be so i don’t know what word i was trying to say how could you be so heartless make sure you have some more friends this year that we can talk we’ve got married since last year look

Out there at the endless sea deep underwater all kinds of life forms are moving around in the dark eerie isn’t it let’s just share a heart at the heart moment and uh get a picture wait a clint can you like back up two paces i want to try and get

A picture with my wife do you know she’s pregnant clint life is so precious oh we get to stand next to emily might just be coincidental placement but it was meant to be and clint doesn’t look at him on the dock all by himself emmy it’s been a crazy summer

Marrying you was the best decision i’ve ever made emmy our prophets are up tenfold me and my mess queen i mean we need to find a way to launder our money now the feds can’t know that we don’t pay the irs jack it’s gonna be okay we can claim some of

It off child benefit once the kid comes along it’s all part of my brilliant machinations emmy i’ve always dreamed of pulling off these crazy schemes with a partner someone who appreciates and values my ideas why are you crying sebby the glow of summer is faded now and the moonlight jellies carry on

Toward the great unknown and apparently it’s christmas merry christmas everyone You

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