I Beat Terraria’s Infernum Mode With… TREES? | Full Movie

I Beat Terraria’s Infernum Mode With… TREES? | Full Movie

You might be wondering where did that super dummy go that question will be answered in this movie Okay, so let’s go over the premise, Lucy the axe every piece of wood I feed her converts to one base damage with the help of the DragonLens item editor

So I’ve already chopped down 210 wood so I can drag Lucy in here and add 210 to this so it’d be 237 pretty simple premise. Oh my gosh. We have so much wood already Your boy’s gonna be cooking with the DragonLens item editor for a lot of videos.

Oh yeah I already have a 1500 damage axe watch this. Mmm Mmm. So the only two rules are Lucy’s my singular weapon Which is not-not a bad thing at all and we were playing on Infernum mode Okay finally, we got some cactus. Now we can actually get a pickaxe. There’s already- oh wait

Do I fight perforator already? I can yeah, let’s feed all this wood first 4270. Oh my god Okay. Yeah, we can fight perforator for sure. What the. Wait actually, can I? I have no clue about my range? Oh shoot, how do I reach him? I don’t I can’t reach him. Ow.

Okay. Yeah uh. You know this always happens, this happened last time too. Okay. Well on the bright side I have my requirements now for a pickaxe. It’s agile too, nice. I think I forgot to delete the wood on the first Absorption. Oh, well 8,000 damage crit

Ow, ow, ow, ow. There’s a well- what the- well placed trap. There’s a dead man’s chest down there Look at these boulders. Yes, we do make a good team Lucy Yep. Oh Hermes boots. Oh

Frickin’ poison darts, man. Oh yeah, let’s go chop up all the trees on this side of the world now, hahaha. Deforestation time. Think the number one reason for deforestation in the world is Agriculture, but I’m aboutta top that. The real number one-

The new number one reason is Yardis chopping down every single tree in the world just to feed his axe. Oh. This pet’s rather rare right that’s quite random, but yes. Agriculture. Nah, it’s nothing compared to Yardis and Lucy the ultimate deforestation pair destroying the world one tree at a time 5406, god dang.

God dang, she’s jacked. Delete the wood. I can feed another seven-eight hundred to her kinda think five thousand damage is enough 5714. Oh my god 6300 damage. Oh, oh, I thought that he was an enemy. Oh nice. What is that?

Yeah, it’s not talk about that. So yeah, you need grass to grow a tree right pretty sure it’s how it works Yeah, you can’t place it 12,000 damage crit. Shooh, god dang. When you think about it cacti are just prickly trees. Oh no, what the heck? This slime is into some freaky stuff

This run is going to get out of hand really quickly if I just sit down and farm trees for a whole hour I think I would be ready to one tap almost every boss. Oh, it’s the dungeon. You pathetic fool. You cannot hope to face my master as you are now

Hey, what though is he like, oh no, it’s BDSM Skeletron! Oh, NO, AHHHH I underestimated his BDSM prowess. Oh, no, I have no movement. Okay, maybe-maybe he is right. Oh, we can fight him again. Oh, NO, he’s out of reach again Okay, well

Eventually, ow, okay. Let’s set up like a big rope contraption so we can catch him Having no flight or jump sucks. Oh, he’s BDSM Skeletron again We got him right he’s dead right he’s dead we got him ha ha ha ha ha ha ha let me drag him around.

God dang. Oh nice. We got his hook. Okay movement is way better now. Holy… almost ten thousand damage axe already. This is, yeah this is already getting out of hand and I haven’t even a set up a farm for trees quite yet.

That is that is disgusting. Ugh. We’ve got a ugly sweater now. That’s an upgrade from the dead man sweater This is probably stinky, right? Oh my gosh. Imagine that some dead guy’s sweater sitting in a chest for thousands of years. Oh Aughh.. *Yardis sounds* You can have that guide.

God dang. That thing for sure stank, BAD. Let’s go put in the trash man. Augh, get that outta here. Huh, that is frea- It’s sepulcher freakin’ bootleg edition out here. That is funny. Oh, what the… My god… 12,000 damage axe.

Okay, we got 32 houses done. Oh we can fight Slime God right now. Yep-kay, it’s time it’s feeding time Lucy nine thousand four hundred twenty eight. Okay. She just doubled the damage. Oh my god So-nurse, oh my god, do I just move nurse out to freakin’ the middle of nowhere?

I can’t handle her throwing her syringes my ears, man. Let’s go banish her to a tree All right nurse get the heck out of here Missing a wall. What do you mean missing a wall?

Okay, now I can shut the nurse up get out of here, ah now we can move everything over. Oh, that’s so much better Oh my gosh Oh yeah, the most important potion night owl give me that I can see Okay, we just giga powered up Okay king slime time Come forth

Oh buff one. Oh yeah. Wait did my game crush? Damn it. Okay, let’s turn off Buff King Slime. He’s too muscular. Oh Shoot. I have no fall damage immunity Hey, chop some trees. Give me a sec Lucy. I’m all lost right now. I lost ten years of progress for no reason

Think that’s good enough for now Hey, dude Oh, hey perforator Oh is he dead? He got one tapped right? 31,000 damage axe, of course he got destroyed. Oh yeah by the way, technically I could go like this, right?

But uh yeah, once again only with wood that I chop just to make it like 1% more balanced 30,000 damage oh my god… Oh my god… look at that number. Yeah, whoops. My recording was paused the whole time. Think you guys. Just missed brain of cthulhu.

I’ll kill him again to make up for it Boom wow, you guys missed a lot by me missing the recording session for it. Oh, no That is the entire surface De-Tree’d except for the living trees. Nice. Base damage is now this. 100k damage. What the heck? Oh is this one?

Take my axe. I can’t see nothin’ Okay desert scourge Come forth my friend Slice him in half. Boom. 16,000* damage, is he alive? No he’s not, course not. What the- okay, Crabulon. The great one take this come on come down Small Crabulon. Oh, that’s their new pet. Look at him.

He’s so cute. You guys like the boss order? Skeletron should be first. Aight, all that’s left is wall of flesh. Let’s go one tap his booty hole. Oh, I just thought about wall of flesh, if they have a booty hole or not.

Okay, well, let’s just go one tap him. I still haven’t gone to the dungeon but. Oh yeah, I have to jump in the lava Well that did not go as planned I severely underestimated his contact damage SASUKE? Okay, let’s expand the base real quick though-prison I mean. Base?

I would never make him a base. And with that it’s all fixed up. Nice. Oh, you want to go nuts, Lucy? Okay, let’s go. Let’s feed Lucy one last time. And let’s go beat up all flesh again. Okay 75,000 base damage. Oh my god. Okay The guide here? He’s actually not here.

Oh wait, I think Fargo’s adds an option to spawn him without the guide just gotta find a voodoo demon and we’re good. Oh there’s a voodoo demon right there Okay, there you have it, okay, just use it

He actually tanked that a little bit it’s the hard mode lag it’s always been happening to me lately Okay, and there we go. That’s all of pre-hard mode. No not the menacing merchant yellow goblin peon the goblin peon no

He was my best friend. How dare you. Oh what the what the I didn’t know he summoned I mean he sold truffle worms. We can go fight fishron right now then screw it. Let’s go. Oh, whoops Okay, let me make a workbench. I think Fargo’s let’s me craft a consumable version. Yep

Come dash. Ahhh. Oh, no, he got me. Oh, no. Oh no, he got me again. Ahhh. Oh we can go fight Anahita and Leviathan, too then. Where is that couple at? Are they a couple? I forgot the lore. They’re not a couple are they… the Yardis headcanon. Oh, no.

OH YEAH. Fishron wings. We just start with fishron wings. Oh, we got Jim’s wings, too. We got my vanity. Bap. Oh my god movement is oh I can move This is so weird. Okay, maybe you’ll start seeing some crazy Yardis gameplay soon. Then again, I’m still on break

So I’m not gonna really try very hard. Sorry. I’ll bet you guys are curious about the DPS right now with a 116,000 damage axe Okay that-a million DPS yeah, it’s a slightly strong just slightly strong Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, we do make a good team Lucy.

Boom. 85k base damage. Oh my that is not funny. It’s not funny at all. Look how unexplored my map is. Actually I’m gonna do something real quick. My favorite mod quality life compendium super balanced

Watch this little lag spike and boom. Okay, we can go anywhere we choose now. You know, I was curious Can I just turn her into a pickaxe? Does that work? It does work the tree farm full? Eh, might as well. Oh what the.

Why is it mining so fast? Is it cuz I added pickaxe power to it? Summoning remote. Oh interesting Can I just spawn an enraged Duke? Sick wait, this is cool Okay, that is enough of fishron. So how does this work? Can I just straight up summon? This guy. Oh, wow. Whoa

What the heck okay was that like a worm AI or something wait I can’t reach them really oh Uh oh, uh oh, I’m rusty. I’m rusty. What do they do again? Oh, wait, where’s the don’t they have a desperation phase? Wait, I swore they had a desperation phase. Am I tripping?

Yes, I am tripping. Wait, I’m so rich. Titanium ore what the. Oh wait, I can just skip to titanium or adamantite because of this mod Maybe maybe I should stop using this mod. Um, where is it? Yeah, it’s right here adamantite and stuff

We’re almost at a 100k base damage. Holy crap. Once we start facing bosses with true desperation phases That’s where you’ll actually see me maybe dodge a little bit for the first time in the video Okay, you right-click it and then you select

Come fourth. How do I get his arms? Oh, wait, what? How come he’s dead? Come over here. Oh, I lagged what the, why’d I lag so bad? Wonder if it’s all the mods I have maybe that’s why I’m lagging. Huh.

Oh what the heck? Why’re you over there? Well, that was strange. Let’s try again now. Why is he spawning all the over there? Okay, I’ll meet you halfway, destroyer. There he is. Come on. Oh yeah, it’s the cutscene the new cutscene yo, yo Draedon whatchu looking at? Freakin’ stalker.

This effect is so cool, man. The Infernum devs man. I dunno what to say. Coolest mod of all time. Well, of course, you know, if we didn’t have base calamity. We can’t have Infernum. Okay with that we got the mechanical bosses out of the way. Oh yeah I should probably fight Cryogen

Oh can I not select modded bosses? Seems like I can’t select modded bosses. Dang we can fight Queen slime. Oh, technically I can fight Empress of Light as well. Oh, that was truly a boss Look at this excellent boss progression. Oh this order is so good

I mean really I can just do anything I want since you know, I have Lucy so. Oh I forgot to delete this. Kind of have enough damage. I’ve had enough damage for a long time now to beat the whole game because not sure if you guys saw that really cool video

By catt. They freakin’ beat Supreme Calamitas with a base copper short sword. Oh Uhhh… like-what? What? You got Myra doing Exo Mechs with a wand of sparking. You got the eternity swarm crown doing wood bow mutant.

And then we have catt doing copper short sword Scal like what is going on man, like my goodness Calamity players. Let’s go fight Anahita. Anahita and Leviathan. Oh, hey, she just died straight up Well, that was quite anticlimactic. Is that worm shark? Goblin tinkerer…

Where you at homie? Oh, wait can’t I like- rare creatures-does he count as a rare creature? I know one of them scans for him. Oh, there’s a mimic. I want to fight a mimic. Wait bound goblin. No, where is he?

I saw that bound goblin where oh, he’s right there get him save him? No, no, go back. Go back now. Move him in there. There we go. There he is. Ah. Okay, finally got the tinkerer’s workshop. Oh, finally I can reforge Lucy. Oh first thing first Legendary Lucy the Axe.

Oh, yeah, it will reset her thing. But oh, yeah, it doesn’t really change her damage. You can see the damage increase though Okay, next time I feed her, Ima feed her this whole row. Hey, why is this oh

Haha, I see that’s where this building generated. Yeah, that’s not supposed to happen. I was wondering where this place was. Okay Cryogen time. Let’s go Okay, we got him. Oh, hey permafrost and I’m here for this.

We got the classic Yardis vanity now snowman time look at me snowman plus Lucy plus Jim’s wings Woo, oo yeah, man. Like god dang. We’re pretty much endgame now. That’s all we need We’ve been endgame. What am I talking about? I feel so complete

Oh something I can do to make my character match more because I have this green trail from the dryad’s potion Do I need that potion? No, I don’t it’s op and all but get it out of here Let’s try to be aesthetic. They’re no more green trail. Okay storage upgrade go

Nice. Oh, we can fight the deus astrum deus deus deus Whatever- that’s an awkward Generation. Oh right there. I’ve got my Titan heart. I can spawn deus de deus deus How do you say it? It’s where it’s deuce. It’s deuce right astrum deuce Where is he Oh he’s right there.

Awh he dead. Deuce, deus, tell me what is it? Ima Google it after this fight. I gotta know man It’s hurting my freaking head. Is this in the way of the cultist spawn? Let’s go mine that real quick. What did he give me? Winter cape.

Oh my god, I’m looking snazzy with the axe. Okay. Yeah, we’re rocking this God dang snowman vanity is the best I’m googling it. Deus. Oh, so it’s deus. Okay. Oh my god. Okay god. I MY BRAIN Feel like I’m a freakin’ god

Cuz I’m cheating so much with quality of life. It really does place itself when you have this many quality of life mods. Hey a pirate invasion. Should I do that? But why do I care about pirate invasion? Oh I’m broke.

Man, the brimstone crags are so cool. I mean Calamity mod is just the best thing ever bro. I freaking love Calamity. If you couldn’t tell, haha. And then combine it with Infernum. Oh my gosh.

To me, that’s the greatest game ever made and that’s why I can keep playing it for so long. Okay. It’s boss rush time these four bosses. Oh yeah, I forgot how cool this fight is. I was admiring him too much, that’s awkward, okay, let’s do it again

Okay, but I kill oh wait, no, no, it’s half his body is gone cuz Lucy destroyed it nooooooo There we go. He’s intact this time The death animation is so sick like watch. Oh, he’s just puking out blood and then his corpse is here

And then these guys eat it up like what like huh. Infernum mode is so crazy. Okay, let’s fight the aureus Oh he’s gone. Oh wait. He dies really fast Can’t wait for the brimmy resprite, she’s already cute but that spoon one oh my god. Like what. Hello? Oh shoot she’s tanking it.

I lied Okay See you brimmy Good seeing you. Oh we can pay-we can look for Calamitas. Let’s look for that cutscene where she places the flower. Oh, there she is. Hey Calamitas. Ow, sup. False witch. This boss fight is so cool, bro. Oh

Okay, whatever just die. I like I like how she baits you oh shoot phase two. Like how she baits you into the and she fries herself. It’s so funny. Oh my god, that’s a big bulb. Oh, it’s a regular bulb right here. Well, let’s just break it. Plant mommy relax.

Plant mommy chill plant mommy. Awe yeah, I’m gonna give it to you then. Mmm. Oh there’s a Queen Bee here. That supposed to happen? That’s weird Plantera BOOM Oh yeah, this boss fight. Oh, why does he have so much hp what the. This is the good old sans boss fight

I’m not looking at my screen right now, chill. Okay, I’m just gonna kill him. I needa- I needa sort out my inventory, my inventory is in shambles. I think we’ll get her to a million damage and call it a day

I think I’ll take the time to do that. Or after moon lord. It’ll be funnier, I think. Hey Ravager, hey open your hitbox Wait, it’s splitting they’re splitting what the- you know I might just never go to the dungeon because I have so much quality of life

Oh, never mind. I still have to go for this guy. Dang it, wishful thinking Hey, dude, bye dude. Oh he sp-He dies fast. Okay Hey Empress. Oh look I earned this. Oh, I oh I beat infernum empress of day light daylight mode legit

Yeah, it’s so legit. I could talk really good. Oh, they do fit, ow. Chill guys. Okay. I was trying to mine this nasty stuff out Okay, die. I’m gonna spawn kill lunatic. Wait, wait he TP’d you cheated Hey, get over here, man

Mmm. Oh, yeah, there’s a desperation phase for this. You can stand still I think let’s just choose this spot. Oh, no, never mind. This spot this spot, okay. Yep, look at this desperation phase boys. It’s laggy. Is it laggy or is it just what it looks like?

I couldn’t tell. Finally get a hook upgrade the lunar hook, rip my skeletron hands put those away. Okay, we can Beat up moon lord and then jump to the end game and then we’ll do a farming montage to get to a million base damage

Lucy, how much is that? Oh 10x. Okay. Yeah, um, it’s gonna be a big montage boys, but it’s what I promised Awh, god dang it. Why’d I say that? Why’d I say I had to get to a million base damage?

Oh no, come on guys. I’m trying to make trees want it that way. Take it, die. Oh shoot I forget. Ahhhh No, get back here man, vortex sucks Ow, heh, I’ll be back. Let me plant my trees and I’ll be back. God dang it

Ouch come on, man. Let me plant my trees. This sucks. I hate the pillars. It sucks. I mean normally it’s fine but- Lucy’s she’s a little short, you know little petite One more, okay, we got the pillar coming I’m coming MMM

Okay, and then fly around grab the fragments. Let’s go solar now. Okay solar is claps, right? Should be claps Okay pillar, where you at BAM, ah Crawltipede Now this is it this is the one okay one tap it Uh oh, Umm, they kinda do damage. Ouch. I keep thinking Crabulon is an enemy

Ow. It’s funny how in this playthrough the two easiest are the two hardest right now There it is, okay nice All right, it’s moon lord time. Oh he spawned right away. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. He jump scared me. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Yo, yo chill chill bro, I got Oh Lord

Hey, bro, that wasn’t fair man Okay, god dang it. Kay now I have time alright, freakin’ cheater There we go, that’s how it was supposed to go boom Requiem. That’s a lot of luminite Okay, let’s fill the whole inventory with wood. How’s that sound? Oh my god. That’ll be crazy, huh?

All right, is it time lapse time? It just dawned on me, I was filling up three chests. I think this is too much. Oh, no. Oh, no Four by ten, oh god, so full chest is about four hundred thousand wood. Oh, no. Oh, no

Oh my god, I was just brain dead mining the trees forever and ever actually have no idea how long it’s been four hours maybe? Who knows. And that’s with messing around with the pickaxe and axe powers

And even with that it still took four hours or something. Okay. Well, let’s feed this. A whole chest is this number exactly, okay. Okay. Now we’re at this number. Oh my god, we’re halfway there with one chest.

Oh, we already got a million damage with modifiers. Oh god. Okay, and then let’s delete all this wood Oh lord. Whatever. It’s okay. And then this chest. This number plus, okay

I didn’t overcap that badly. Now we’re at this number. Okay, so how many stacks? Oh my how many stacks did I go over? This right here is like an hour. Ten stacks is this oh no, so I need okay after this all we need is 5,000 more

Five thousand two hundred and twenty nine. There it is. That’s the last time I’m gonna feed her. Oh, there it is Look at that. Nice number. Well, there’s the million base damage axe

We can test the base damage or we test the DPS out real quick. I can drag all my stuff in inventory again Oh, that’s the wrong super dummy. I think okay, whatever. Oh. Did I just kill the super dummy? Well, you know that makes sense Okay. Well, it looks like there is

Fruition to my efforts. So it’s okay hard to complain here. Go home now Oh haven’t been here in so long it feels like. I also turned off some music mods and edited and adjusted my sounds

I was reviewing the recording and I just caught that I had my sounds on too high better late than ever, right? Okay, we can finally move on to post-moon lord now. Unbelievable wasted a whole hour. Okay. Let’s go murk all the gods There it is

Give it to me. I should have got this ten years ago. I never use it though. So just how it is. Oh, yeah Signus Hey buddy Haven’t fought these guys in a minute. Tried to get them to work with Double speed Stuff, but

Yeah hyper mode, but it just goes the uh, it just breaks. I was trying to do double speed flappy bird, but it just wasn’t working out. Oh I got hit. I deleted some mods, so hopefully I can dodge a little better now. Cuz I was having some lag issues The menacing

Okay, well that’s that Ow it hurts. I love Infernum mode. And then here we are. The most beautiful arena of all time Like look at it, man Okay. Well, it’s daytime. Let’s make a nighttime Here it is Does it kill her? Oh yeah, look at the cutscene watch this

God I love this mod if you defeat nighttime providence first you get this little funny easter egg on your relic Perfect Signus arena. That’s funny. Oh Oh, whoa, yo, chill chill Oh I forgot, freaking nameless deity wannabe. Ow. Ow, whoops, wait did he bug out? Okay, just stop trolling

Okay, that count as a clear right yeah it did. And now the best for last oh hey guys, hey man All right. Yeah, first time in the dungeon is to kill ceaseless void. Oh yeah, this might be awkward that’s actually oh nevermind it worked what the

Thought I had to clear all the things first wait he’s right there he he’s back Okay just die Okay, he just dies so fast that it doesn’t register. I just realized, I don’t have uh… life fruits This is my first life fruit

That is pretty funny, okay, I just need iron boots and I can make the diving gear Okay, I got my diving suit hey, yeah, whoa that is laggy what the heck You found the… Noooo, he got me watch this aaaa menacing boss aaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaahhhh Oh no…

Oh lord, I am-I am getting destroyed right now. ah, okay. This this this oh, I’m lagging, uh oh. Nooo, I’m lagging What’s causing that lag? Whatever, smack. I walked into his mouth. Wait, what the wait they changed this? OH MY GOD, what the heck That is so satisfying

God, my lag is really bad right now. This this attack is too funny Wait, ah that one got me Wow Bumblebirb. Wait di-did I call him bumblebirb? Oh, no, I still call him the old name. Let’s fight polter here for fun Okay, the first desperation phase Oh no, there’s a wall there nooo

I wasn’t lookin, silly me I’m still not looking That’s right. No, no the walls. I’m getting trolled by myself. Oh. You know the time for me to rebind my jump back to W? No, it’s not. It’s not I don’t need to yet. I can’t unleash the training weights Okay Ow

I’m trying to stay in the circle No the circle the platforms Ouch Man, can’t believe I did two double speed ones earlier. Okay, screw it. We’re rebinding our keys

Didn’t have to think how to do it. But you know, was getting freaking owned. Can’t let you guys think I’m that much of a fraud, right? God, feel so much better now. Okay. Well, maybe In the upcoming bosses. I’ll pop off. Oh my god. The lag is terrible

Man, this sucks with how short Lucy is. Oh he does sell it, one two three. Okay. Well, there’s that after we kill old Duke I’m gonna tie some loose ends up so no one gets angry at me Am I eating it? Oh heck no, that is that is disgusting.

Oh hey wizard, I forgot you existed. Alright. Well, we can fight DoG then it’s gonna be quite anticlimactic though watch Wait, um, hello? Did I do too much damage to him? Wait what? Is happening? YO- Wait, huh… Lucy is so strong. He had to he didn’t even know he died yet

Okay, then. All right. That was that’s pretty epic Okay, you guys happy actually upgraded stuff oh My god, when did they add that effect? Oh my god. What? What update was this? What the heck is this my eyes look at it

Look at him. Look at him. So first thing is going to Draedon lab I believe and of course, don’t forget to sign up for the calamitas plushy campaign at calamitymod.com/plush Okay, I guess I’m waiting here for a million years

Okay, what happened I took a fat nap for like four hours or something. Oh, okay That should be all the cells. I think I did the math earlier Okay, eight thousand three hundred that should be more than enough I think it was eight thousand two hundred or something

Okay more waiting boys. Bear with me, aaa Holy sh-, they changed that!? Okay. Give me a second. I gotta see that again, huh? Wait, what? Oh my gosh, I’m not keeping up with these updates. Okay, it’s back Okay, I can’t miss that many right God these new VFX are so crazy. Nice.

No, I right-clicked aaaahhh It’s so cool, man. Okay, let’s stop playing around. Let’s fight. Yharon real quick. Hey Yharon. Bye Yharon Hi, Yharon. Bye. Yharon. Hi, Yharon. Bye. Yharon. Okay got my chicken nuggies. Oh, I know what to do Ima boutta say bye to crabulon. Goodbye crabulon you can rest now.

There it is. There he is Look at him. Awe yeah. Okay, chill chill chill You can pet bumblebirb! What… What I didn’t know that. Oh my oh my god, it’s truly the best mod of all time Oh my god, look at him infinite pats. Oh my god, it’s so glorious

Yeah, get out of here God dang don’t block my crafting. Hey Draedon. I’ve waited long for this moment your nature fascinates me for I do not understand it You will face my creations which has surpassed gods and you will show me your disposition through battle, now choose. All right

Can I even hit Ares that’s the issue right now I didn’t make my auric armor yet, sorry I’m gonna leave you waiting Draedon. There it is. Okay, got my auric armor Okay. Sorry for the wait Draedon. Here we go Die Thanatos

Wait how do I hit the twins, oh I have to wait for them to come. It’s lagging it’s okay is that it? oh Come on All right, I’ll actually have to try on Calamitas though. You have to hit him you have to kill him

Man get out of here, bro. You already gave your speech. You gotta say it every single time. Ahhhh I’ve done enough waiting for today man. Get out of here Wait is that it? Are they dead? Yeah, they’re dead. Okay, there’s that, lab rat. Hmm

Do you guys think Draedon really learned anything from that? I don’t think so all he saw was a guy teleporting with an axe that does a million damage per hit. Thematically

This guy makes no sense right now. Get out of here. Let’s go fight Calamitas now. Wait do I need these cells for anything? No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please. Please no. Did it crash? Okay, there we have it the final damage of Lucy the Axe.

2.6 million damage, 2.61 million damage my bad and I love Lucy. I really do. Okay, let’s shove the altar right here and we should be good. Let’s go. All right, so I figured out the reason for crashing and I believe it’s world related. So here we are now

I am going to drag Calamitas out to this empty world and beat her up here. All right, let’s get to it Okay, thank god it didn’t crash all right. Have you got any places to stay? Well, I have a white box right here and I have Goozma’s leftover arena here. Yeah good times

The answer is no Calamitas. I cannot I do not have a house for you. Okay, I’ll see you guys back in the real- the normal world. Okay home sweet home. I really wonder what is the reason why it crashes? Okay, let’s drag Calamitas into this world now

There she is. Hey Calamitas. I’m considering moving back to the old cave of mine, what you don’t like it here? What do you mean? Look at everyone. They’re all having fun. Like all these party hats having a good time And there’s the last relic. Okay, but we’re not done quite yet

We still have one final task at hand. Let’s put this plush down first, of course Don’t forget the calamitas plushy campaign at calamitymod.com/plush. We need this IRL Look at it. Look at her. Okay, well, you may have noticed that I am dressed up as the Lorax now and that is because I must…

Replant the trees. I can’t leave the world like this. The only trees left for these big boys like huh? Okay, let’s re-tree or replant every tree in the world. Let’s return the world to its previous state Okay that’s that side of the world done

And it’s like I never ever destroyed the world. Nice. Look at the trees, they’re coming back. Oxygen is returning to the atmosphere boys and then some of you may be curious

This is the last of my wood and let’s feed it all to Lucy and see what happens and all this wood adds up to 289,708 and this is the final Lucy damage. Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah, watch this

Okay, wait, they’re not dying. Wait, how come they were dying before? Oh my god. He’s like super super dummies Okay, I killed one. I look at that damage percentage plus nearly five million percent, oh my god. Here’s the final single target damage Oh my gosh, what the heck 50 mil or 40 mil?

So how much would it take to one shot a super dummy? Let’s figure that out right now So what if I hypothetically had two million base damage? Okay, there we go. A crit would one tap. Right, huh? Wait, huh?

How do these super dummies work? I can one shot some of them but others I can’t so anyways, let’s revert it This is how much the wood that I have mined or chopped down.

Who knows if all these trees that are replanted across the world will make up for the millions of wood that I’ve consumed and gave to Lucy and there’s one last loose end I would like to tie up and if you enjoyed the video, don’t forget to like and subscribe

I am indeed a sellout now. I will be asking this in every video. Come on, man You made it this far. You gotta subscribe now. You watched the whole 50-minute video of me just messing around.

Like come on, you gotta like me a little bit, right? I mean I like you. Come on make the feeling mutual. Be like me and bumblebirb. Come on. And yeah, this was Yardis and catch you later All right, so I might have forgotten to do this OH wait they added a loading screen?

Yo, it’s the homies. This place is so cool. I can’t believe I forgot about it, man As always limited time sign up for the Calamitas plushy campaign calamitymod.com/plush All right. Here we are This guy is so sick as always. I think Lucy reset right? Oh, she didn’t reset, nice. Yo chill

Okay, where’s your shark at oh. He dies so fast the shark doesn’t spawn Okay, so I remember we had one last thing to do and it’s this guy Okay, well that means that Dreadnautilus is the final boss see that this is the correct Infernum boss order

This video is a great guide to beating Infernum mode for the first time and this section is recorded after I made the Closing statements. Oh lord. Thank you guys for watching. Oh, yeah, let me go chill next to the plushy and put it next to Calamitas for the outro

Hey get angler out of here. Okay, and that’s that Thank you guys for watching Yo, she’s running away. No What the where’s she going? Oh, she’s robbing all my stuff. All right, that’s that’s fair game

I mean- She’s saying something you see her mouth moving what she’s talking about she’s saying something you guys hear that what is she saying? Hello, what- huh? Heh, okay. Well, love you guys, see ya. Catch you next time. Oh she’s talking to the nurse now?

Wait, how did she escape the tree by the way?

❗❗ FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING ❗❗

A full movie about making money in the woodwork industry, avenging your fallen comrades, a beautiful demonstration of falling madly in love, extreme 180 character development, and even the protection and preservation of our world. Scattered throughout this full movie are wonderfully constructed comedic moments that take place on this tragic yet beautiful journey joined by Yardis, and his cute trusty talking axe he stole from another universe, Lucy. Together, they embark on a bewitching journey for the whole duration of this full movie, alongside the white text narrator that keeps popping up to explain the inner thoughts of our main character. Did I mention this is a full movie? A full movie about playing Terraria, but wood equals damage… A movie that is completely full which is produced by Yardis Studios. If you somehow read through this entire block of gibberish, then… uh… what the heck man. I love Lucy. This is a full movie by the way.

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🎧 BGM:

Montage/Timelapse Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg5vpLGGueU
Crash Music: https://dmdokuro.bandcamp.com/track/balrogs-theme
Outro Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc

The rest are from Vanilla Terraria and the Calamity Music Mods listed below 🙂

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🔌 Comprehensive Mod List:

AlchemistNPC Lite
Calamity Mod
Calamity Mod Extra Music
Calamity Mod Infernum Mode
Calamity Mod Music
Calamity’s Vanities
DragonLens
Fancy Lighting
Fargo’s Enemy Modifiers
Fargo’s Mutant Mod
Lights and Shadow
Magic Storage
Ore Excavator
Quality of Life Compendium
Recipe Browser
Thorium Mod (only for the Lorax outfit near the end)
Vanilla Calamity Mod Music
zzp198’s WeaponOut

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⌛ Timestamps:

00:00 Intro
00:51 Pre-Hardmode
10:03 Hardmode
24:43 Post-Moon Lord
43:07 Loose Ends + Outro

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