i encounter the WORST cave fly infestation EVER | Stardew Valley

What are you doing here stop stop yeah you know what this is not worth it hello everybody let’s go to our world jolty Farm oh my strawberries grew wait hold on oh well crap I why do I have so much stuff I need to get a silo

Today because I hate having grass I need clay do I have enough clay I do have enough clay but I don’t have enough money I do have enough money and then I need copper where’s my wood oh I have wood never mind he’s there what if

I just me I’m I’ll give a let me give a potato flu around very cool yeah I don’t why did I bring all my okay this is going to be like my mining box hey girl I need a silo I can’t do it I totally

Forgot and I need Stone fine maybe we do need to go into the mines Stone Stone Collection ing Stone I’m so poor you know who I need to rise up I really need to rise up Caroline cuz she gets tea saplings what does Caroline like she likes dandelion but I don’t have a

Dandelion for her hey Robin hey I’m here to see her son hey hey need something yes you okay anyways um no one heard that I don’t know we get click you didn’t hear that Caroline where are you there she is move hey you wish Abby wouldn’t spend so

Much time in her room yeah me too I totally agree with you yeah yeah you can have it my favorite character here I’m My Own favorite character I love me wait does Sebastian like potatoes let me look this up he likes potatoes I got you I

Grew this just for you King I have hey here he likes it he likes it we’re getting somewhere we’re getting somewhere I am going to go into the m lines and I’m going to get you frozen tears it’s going to be the best gift you’ve

Ever where do I want to put my Silo I have no space to put my Silo I think I’ll put my sty like right here what if I tried to cut this tree down I feel like this is not a good idea to cut this down should I take the chance I’m taking

The chance oh please woo I took the chance and it paid off it’ll be very funky fresh oh my God that was so scary I used my hoe we made some money all right all right oh tomorrow is going to be the flower dance Lo do you think like he’ll accept my

Dance proposal I don’t think so he he’ll probably dance with that you need four Hearts well how am I going to convince him I don’t want to wait another year I think I can give him a potato and like talk to him but I don’t know if he’ll make

It oh my God I’m waiting outside your door let me in girl I need my Silo thank you she’s not even here but I know he’s here Hey I went shopping last night and picked up an anchovie on a Chum Bucket sale for only 37 G oh my God he loves SpongeBob he’s just like me should I just take my chances with the potato he’s not going to accept my offer to dance he’s going to dance with that

Freaking grape I’ll give him the potato he likes it okay okay and when I it’s fine I need his mom where is his mom does she not work today she doesn’t work on Tuesday oh what the have you come to R kill me never you are part of my favorite TV show The

Flintstones actually I liked Tom and jery more but but you were like a close 10th place all right let’s go yeah yeah I’m not doing that there’s too many monsters here I need like a floor with no monsters thank you exactly why is it so dark in here good thing I have my

Glow light but still I really need like a better sword bro if you touch me I will literally can I find the ladder please ladder ladder wow this is going great and and I was supposed to be lucky today okay let me find something important here I don’t know what these

Though do but sure if I was a staircase where would I be right there exactly and now we got some fresh new kicks leather boots okay all right let’s go we got to move quickly bro you know what I hate I hate the floors with like the flying oh my

God if I see those I am like running for the hills oh my god this is my worst snare this is my worst snare this is my worst snare come maybe it’s the friends we made along the way or the people we try to kill along the

Way girl get your damn sword out I love the mines this is my favorite part of the game I can’t find it oh my freaking God you’ve got to be joshing me right now stop stop stop stop stop following me fight back fight back you won’t because you suck let me

Find this last [ __ ] and when I kill my I’m not going to say it I’m not going to say it but oh my God and when I when I’m through with you and they still won’t give me the damn ladder oh my when I jump then what what R am I playing the

Victim stop that’s right that’s right you don’t have your thing right that’s right where is the damn ladder oh it’s you this is the worst day of my freaking life I’m done for today the fortune teller Li to you I had to fight all of those mother freakers to open that way

Down ooh wait hold on let me check bro do you think if I propose to him with a potato he’ll like want me he’s trying to deny it but like you can’t deny true love you can’t deny what’s meant to be why did I take this route I have no idea it’s

Fine all right I don’t think I can talk to him so I came all the way here for nothing most people don’t like a wild man well I love you all the buildings are going to be locked just for this stupid ass dance if I manag to dance

With him maybe it won’t be stupid but still it’s time for me to shine he’s going to reject me for sure this is so embarrassing he’s going to be like there’s someone else I want to dance with no absolutely not I wonder if Emily do would dance with me no one likes you

Clint Marty looks lovely today well I don’t think she’s in love with you to be honest I’m just enjoying the scenery he you mean Haley let me talk to the kids you’re going to be the flower Queen you sure are it’s not fair why can’t I be

The flower Queen you’re so right Vincent if you want to be the flower Queen you can be the flower Queen who said you can’t be it I’ll talk to them is it that old man did he say you can’t be a flower Queen cuz I’ll give him a beating I’ll

Make him look at flowers you know what I will take over this town and I will make you flower Queen I hate you I hate dancing in front of everyone it’s so embarrassing then you don’t have to do it uh he’s going to reject me this is going to be so freaking embarrassing

Okay oh okay okay all right all right guys guys this is the Moment of Truth open sesame he’s going to say no it’s going to be so embarrassing okay huh Sam excuse meop why did I ask imagine if he some yes I would be like wait because imagine Rising someone up

So much just for the to ask her about some Bre well I’ve done all I can do okay anyways we’ll be married by next year so it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine let’s start the stupid ass dance I don’t want to see this where’s the skip button I can’t skip this this this is so sick you guys don’t deserve

To be happy next time I’m going to burn this whole party down unless he says yes I can’t believe he likes scrapes but like why don’t you like me can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you you belong with me build our Silo that’s right what if I

Tried to get that bird can you fish Birds pro pro I’m better I’m better I’m better what the heck a halbot I know you’ll love this yeah okay okay I got a heart from her and let me talk to Sebastian and see if we can get four

Hearts am I almost there I’m like halfway there I’m not even halfway there I don’t know what I’m talking about probably do have a sardine wait actually let me go to the mines first I need to get my rocks and my clay and then I can build a silo and

Then I can rise him up get brownie points from his mom then rise him up Stone clay copper bars where is lonus cuz I kind of want to give him this baby girl here you go I’m so sorry I will never give you seaweed again we can fix this right I

Need your Sashimi recipe hey yes here here we go all right now where is He what are you doing here where is he why are you in his room he’s not even here no I don’t think so is the valley in the room with us are we in the valley right now you’re in Sebastian’s basement room oh my God I’m fing girl he doesn’t

Want you but where is he is he in the beach King K hey he just he said hi did you hear that he said hi want something yes you asked me that already I want you we’re going to stop messing around okay we’re stop or we might mess I’m sorry I’m so

Sorry no but I missed a cute moment like because I was so mad at Abigail like he was probably like looking at like the rain or some I don’t know what he’s doing but like he was probably like on the docks or something we could have had

A moment I let my jealousy get in the way I will not let my jealousy get in the way next time this has taught me a very valuable lesson if you’re jealous you will miss opportunities so don’t be blinded by anger focus on peace and

Love I love you you don’t have to worry about that Barney looking piece of trash because I’m here see I’m all he needs if he rides the W woo that’s a lot of money realiz I had two sturon yes the best hello I’m here to bother you hey if gas

Wasn’t so expensive I’d ride my motorcycle to the city today King you so right down with cars up with bicycles even though I think motorcycles aren’t as good for do the environment but I’ll look past that for you if you’re bored feel free to hang out in my

Room did you guys just hear that no guys he’s still wants me I’ll hang out here every day kick that grape out of your room oh like e he wants me so bad please don’t destroy my tent it’s happened before who the did that rejected at the dance no it’s because he

Didn’t trust me yet he loves me and only me I am the only one that is allowed to exist in his life no other girl matters it’s just me and my trash hat who cares about a goth girl when you have trash girl trash girl on

Top I’m getting that I don’t care what did I get can I use this to propose to Sebastian and that’s where my husband is and his name is John C fishing I heard you can get a junimo plushy on the 28th day at exactly noon

So I’m going to have to remember to do that and then we have my freaking Bush we earned quite a bit of money actually I’ll be taking that to the community center watch all my crops die but you know what I can finally do I can finally

Cut the grass we go hey hey oh my gosh I can finally get rid of this hatman hello who are you that’s so cute deforestation well where the hell is Caroline I need you right here my darling girl there she is there she is there she is does Abigail have an

Unhealthy interest in and doom and glue maybe you should teach her how to stop stalking people I keep forgetting to bring a pnip here where is my soon to be husband why are we still at three hearts we should be at four Hearts by now where

Are you I am trying to rise you up baby girl he’s there you know I should be doing something productive right now I just lose focus too fast I totally get you maybe I should drink more coffee that’s not a good solution I think you should probably rest more I don’t

Know okay we have made progress guys we are at four Hearts oh that is a jump scare bro tomorrow we’re going to get a cut scene bro me and Sebastian are like This lus you are my my best friend he’s my best wingman I got Sashimi Sebastian loves that but don’t I need a kitchen to cook so like technically I can’t do that yet moving my oh no no no no no no no oh my God got to stop giving me these heart attacks Yippe this is so cute stop it’s so big give it to I’m not giving that to Sebastian what the I earn this I waited all season for this he’s getting a potato I don’t care oh my god oh hello Joe what you haven’t seen my motorcycle

Before I guess I haven’t shown it to you sometimes after Sundown I take a long ride out of stardo Valley there’s nothing else like it blazing along the empty stretch of road towards the faint City Globe what are you trying to apply once I’ve saved up enough money I’m going to

Head out on my own to the city and Beyond just me and my bike well what about me are you going to take me there there we go oil’s changed [Applause] oh my God I’m like kicking my feet and gigging right now hey maybe I’ll take you for R Stu that sounds fun no thanks that sounds stupid what the hell imagine if I said that I’m scared of motorcycles I’m not scared of it that sounds so fun

Great here will you marry me you like this I used to stay inside but I go to the beach now and then pretty much only when it’s raining though for some reason staring off into the Bleak Horizon makes me feel I don’t know like it’s worthwhile to keep pushing on I Guess proposal that fast yeah we move fast in this game you know how much is a cop am I all right let me put my plushy down look how big this is God damn making you red and everything Sebastian is to it I’m sorry like that made me

Feel something it’s been like years since I felt something you know I’m blushing over a freaking pixel man oh my God that scared me I heard a noise and I clicked Marne what are you doing out so late have you been doing something it’s summer now all right what do I do

In summer guys we have to mine today I don’t give whoa fruits this music is bumping I swear there’s 104 days of summer vacation let’s go oh my God you know what I know what I must do I have to kill myself too bad you suck if you turn into

A freaking butterfly I will literally kill you I when I then what then what then what what if I just throw a bomb at them how would you like that if I threw a bomb at you no I’m killing you I don’t care you’re not flying not today why are there so many

Here yeah you know what this is not worth it this is not worth it this is not worth it this is not worth it this is not worth it this is not worth it that was awful that was not lucky I saw heroin wanding way

Hey everyone is so happy in the sun I don’t get it it’s okay King I have this for you I don’t need it so I’m giving it to you you like this yeah I bet you do oh my God you know what I’m not with this this I don’t like this I’m waiting

Outside the guild and I am going to get my sword I can’t even get anything guys I’m going to have to Brute Force this I’m going to have to do you know what actually never mind I do not like these things why are there so many holy crap

The streets said I would be lucky this is painful I was like I love the mines maybe I don’t like the mines as much as I thought I did yes oh my God my solution air strikes just so dark I’m about to die why do I always do this to myself

What oh my god oh I lost my sword I cannot recover I should have just went down puis is the evil of man you can get it back from Marlin it’s going to be bad luck today thank you I was trying to recover from that disaster of a day last night

Dying in the mines is so like bad you really lose a lot of I’m gonna try to avoid that because that was awful oh my God that was so lucky loser I hate these things dang I can’t wait to get out of this hell hole oh my God oh my

God this SP oh my God oh hell no hell no hell no hell no I am not doing that I’m not doing that absolutely not Over My Dead Body will I be fighting a bunch of little pests in a green warping room absolutely not all right I already yeah it’s

Fine yeah that’s not happening there we go that’s a little bit less stupid flies have nothing on me you want to fight me oh my God this is so much easier but how will I find the oh okay yep you’re done where would the staircase oh well me okay well I’m going

To have to speed this up what does this even mean like why do I have to suffer through this what did I even do I did not deserve this you suck and when I ask you to die then what all right you want to fly you want to

Fly it’s fireflies you would not not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies why do I always see you why do I see your ugly ass and never Sebastian huh what what does that mean Move hell yes the Vault what is what the heck is that is that a hat can I wear that I’m gonna rise Caroline up and become Abigail’s stepmom that’ll teach her I’m just kidding I’m just kidding I’m not going to do that or am I need something built

I’m about to build your son I don’t even know what that means what’s the point of going outside I’ve already seen it all to be healthy I care about your health baby girl o oh oh oh oh oh what are what even are you Dorado sail sail sail gotta Gotta Go

Go Gotta F the El Dorado El Dorado it’s not going to be liked oh my God what was that why are these fish so hard to catch that fish was fighting for its life like what’s with the sudden difficulty Spike all right this is going

To be my last day and I’ll end it here how much Riz do you have a lot I’m really like Rising him up oh we made a lot of money from those fish all right that’ll be it for today we’ve gotten to four hearts for Sebastian next time we will get to six

Hearts and every day we will get there until we marry him byebye oh

the fortune teller is a liar

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music used:
1,000,000 Let’s Play – Who Wants to Be a Millionaire OST
Trailer Long – Who Wants to Be a Millionaire OST
04 Cannibal Chase – Samuel Laflamme – Outlast Whistleblower OST
21 Male Ward Chase – Outlast OST
Horror Race – Anselm Kreuzer
Indeterminate: Continuation – Tears of Themis OST
Predeterminate: Abyss – Tears of Themis OST
28 Hip Shop – Deltarune OST

outro:
House Set of Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil: 07-Voile, the Magic Library

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