Briefly Describing Every Terraria Boss

Briefly Describing Every Terraria Boss

Terraria has quite a few bosses it has a lot actually with so many bosses who’s the time to go over them all okay i guess that burden falls to me i have nothing better to do with my life so here’s a brief description on every boss in the game

The king slime is a pretty sick boss what other enemy can say that they have a dude in pajamas stuck inside them will either be the very first or very last boss you’ll fight depending on how much terraria hates you this gelatinous blob will challenge the player by testing their ability

To walk in one direction the eye of cthulhu is the face of terraria and even if you haven’t played the game you know about this little guy this boss isn’t too complicated and you can avoid attacks by simply avoiding the ouchies this fight is pretty easy but who cares

It’s still a fun one the eater of worlds is the worm boss it just likes to burrow through the ground without a care in the world maybe dig through some dirt there gobble up a player here it’s a simple life devoid of stress and responsibilities

We could all learn a thing or two from the eater of worlds the brain and cthulhu fight is what i would call a flashy game of peekaboo the brain teleports around and tries to make you think that the fight is harder than it actually is only for it to realize that its

Illusions won’t trick you because contrary to popular belief you are indeed not three years old right the queen bee is kind of a jerk she will go out of her way to inconvenience you whenever she can we’ve all had that moment where you’re just relaxing in the jungle

Not really paying attention and just having a good time when all of a sudden but when you’re actively searching for a hive good luck finding one i mean what is there to talk about here skeletron is simply a big skeleton with an obsession with slapping people he usually gets overshadowed by his

Cousin the dungeon guardian and really isn’t seen as the funny skeleton anymore has also been the subject of way more sans jokes than anybody should have to deal with no wonder he’s so cranky all the time the wall of flesh is one of the most creative and fun bosses in the game

I mean it’s a massive abomination that chases you through hell while firing lasers sounds like an awesome fight that being said the wall enjoys bragging about how it’s the most powerful enemy and that all others should bow down to it which is nice and all but that’s like being the popular kid in

Elementary school nobody above the age of 10 will be taking you that seriously queen slime is the new kid on the block but that doesn’t stop her for being one of the tougher enemies in the game the items she drops may seem useless but actually have some great utility

The mount is superb for moving fast and keeping your accessory slots clean of movement items the graphing hook is excellent for dodging attacks and the slime balloons are great for creeping people out no really when journey then first came out i was playing with a friend

And by the end of the game he had thousands of these things to this day i’m still afraid for my life whenever i think about the destroyer i just feel kind of sad this poor worm has been bullied time and time again and can’t ever seem to catch a break

I swear some people judge a weapon’s viability just based on how fast they can shred the destroyer i would like to do something about it but then i remember why people like cheesing the boss in the first place and then i stopped feeling so bad the

Twins are a tag team duo that try to take the thing the eye cthulhu has going for it and make it much more obnoxious some think these gremlins are the most annoying boss in the game and i see where they’re coming from the only redeeming quality of this boss

Is that you can slap a png of them on anything to make it look infinitely funnier this is literally just skeletron except they pull the not even my final form move and double the number of limbs he has prime doesn’t really bring anything unique to the table and just sort of

Steals from other bosses i guess the prime laser adds a unique dynamic to the fight as you’re trying your hardest to not get spammed out and if you’re playing for the worthy say goodbye to your builds plantera is a very popular boss and is loved by the community

And you know that’s totally fine everyone can have their own opinions now that i’ve gotten that out of the way yeah this balls kind of sucks it has to be one of the most repetitive fights in the game as you can just fly around in circles shooting whatever weapon you haven’t had

No we all know why people like plantera it’s the So as many of you know weeding plantera outside of the jungle will grant this flower the energy of a hundred sugar rust children overdosed on caffeine honestly it’s almost like a jump scare one moment you’re just walking your dog and the next moment okay okay pause for a moment so

This is the section where i give a description on gollum i’m pretty sure we all know what the punchline would have been so instead of wasting everyone’s time by telling the same joke that’s been said a thousand times i’m gonna let the comment section

Do my job for me and make fun of gollum yeah how do you like that duke fishron is a super goofy looking boss one look at him and well how could he not laugh somebody at re-logic was higher to make this i have to thank them for this masterpiece

It really made my day screw whoever programmed it though my small brain can’t figure out how this boss works the empress of light is a very flashy boss her attacks have some beautiful visuals and enough projectiles to put all other enemies to shame some people say that she is their favorite boss

Because it’s a fun fight you also probably shouldn’t look at these people’s search history alright i want you to imagine for a second that you just started a game you’re running around and doing well having a good time you don’t know what to expect really so you press

Onward until you come across a boss who just yeah that’s how this fight feels the lunatic cultist is a huge nerd and all he likes to do is stand in front of some old castle with his pals and try to summon eldritch deities at least i’m pretty sure i don’t have

Much to say about the cultist other than his attacks look cool and i really want to know what he’s saying when he goes i always heard it as now you will die which sounds really dumb Oh you want a description okay then the moonlord this guy right here this is the worst boss in the game

This was an idea that just popped into my head one day. Maybe it’ll become a series? I don’t know

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