The Definitive (๐ฉ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐จ๐๐) Ranking of Stardew Valley Spouses
Penny two out of ten the most interesting thing about her is that her mother is an alcoholic sam five out of ten i can’t ever see him being responsible enough for marriage or children leah eight out of ten i’d be her white knight to vanquish her evil ex
Any day harvey seven out of ten a very safe option hayley eight out of ten the best character arc i will die on this hill shane negative 84 out of 10 having to romance him by stomping all over his boundaries it just feels so icky maru a
One out of ten smart snobby a golden child elliot six out of ten comes off as arrogant sometimes but he’s got a good heart abigail three out of ten oh boring and overrated i think people only like her because she’s nerdy and has purple hair alex 5 out of 10 basically diet
Hayley in terms of character development emily a 4 out of 10 just a little too a cute quirky and not like other girls sebastian 10 out of 10 for goth daddy i would die for him and our little froggy boy
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31 Comments
Haley>>>
Leah is mommy
I like Alexโs dialogue when you romance him as a guy
Sebastian 100000/10
Shane does become nice if you have enough hearts
I don't understand why everyone find Elliott arrogant
Diet Haley lmao
How dare you mock my purple hair wiafu.
Why does no one mention caroline ? She's my favorite
And because she likes video games you forgot that, i do feel generic and unoriginal now-
I think she married Sebastian…
Bro forgot about Gus ):
YESS SEBASTIANN
It is biased
6/10 for ELLIOT.
das my husband u talking bout ๐ฅฒ
very controversial i must say
THANK YOU ABIGAIL IS THE WORST
Iโm married to Shane and I love it 10/10๐๐yโall donโt know how to deal w broken men๐๐
I married Shane, heโs actually super sweet if you get to know the dude ๐๐
I think I am the only one who havenโt paid any attention to the characters because I spend my life working on the farm. ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
I didnโt get any arrogant vibes from Elliot! Man lives in a shack !!
Shaneโs my favorite </3
as someone who adores shane I honestly completely agree. I like his arc on its own but it sorta derails after you marry him and could use some work. i think his flaws are realistic (coming from somebody who grew up around a shit ton of depression and alcoholism, which is partially why Iโm so attached to him, Iโm coping lmao) but they definitely donโt make him out to be a good partner. heโs buddy material but he has a long way to go before heโs ready for a relationship. anyways i love him but i completely stand for shane slander because heโs icky and i have an issue with being drawn to absolute trainwrecks of characters ๐ very valid takes tho, perfect haley placement and iโm considering romancing seb now………
so wrong. Sam is 10/10. he cares about you, is good with the children and does something around the farm once in a while
Sebastian is absolutely 10/10
Bro how can anyone give Shane less than 10? (No, I don't have the "I can fix him syndrome")
Everytime I try to make a save where I dont marry Sebby or Leah.. I fail๐
100% agree about abigail hahaha tho im trying to give her a chance this current playthrough im doing
I agree with everything but Abigail, i would kill my cat to be friends with Abby
Krobus: inf/10, He's a very nice roommate, tell me otherwise! ๐
I will not stand for the Maru disrespect!!๐