You can SACRIFICE YOUR KIDS in Stardew Valley?!?

You can SACRIFICE YOUR KIDS in Stardew Valley?!?

Let’s get it hey lowkey we’re slowly working our way towards a Millie I feel like I should commit to hitting that Millie shouldn’t I what they got set up here my favorite the night market it’s my boy lupini my boy lupini that’s my boy that is literally my boy right there

I I’ll be back at 5:00 p.m. don’t worry I got to remember we got to be back at 5:00 p.m. everybody I need them lupini paintings lupini is like Funko Pops to Casmir he’s got to collect I don’t think I have this lupini painting so I got to

Take it your house looks mad cool bro my house sucks if I’m being honest my house is kind of booty buns sping time with Casmir Jr I ain’t spending no damn time with my kid until he could talk I I’m not spending time with Casmir Jr until

He could say let’s get that money gr is one of those dads that come back after his son gets dropped in the NBA I always get a boner when the denst be putting his finger in my mouth you say he said I want to D and

They put way too many cotton balls in my mouth to the point where I ended up swallowing I had you eating cotton balls bro the worst part about like as you get older you have to have like different like dentists and doctors for everything you need a balls specialist you need a

You need a ass specialist you need a left ball and a right ball specialist where’s the Shaft Specialist I was getting there give me a second who do I got Kent Kent is my secret Santa bro I know he just came back from the war but

God damn why do I got to be the one that has to give him something I’m going to give him a bomb give Ken some popcorn n we can’t give Kent popcorn that’s the worst case scenario is giving him popcorn give him death threats n he

Might actually follow up on him if I do that give it to the next person you see don’t people hate coconuts no you did good with this one kid go [ __ ] yourself Pam I hate Pam see we went through hating a lot of people in this town and

Then Pam is like the only one that I actually don’t like she’s the one that like landed on the one that I don’t like and won’t ever like cuz she’s just an [ __ ] like I don’t even want to try and become friends with her why should I

Pam is an alcoholic and verbally abusive to her child exactly no forgiving I hate fishing in video games but stardo is my favorite game to fishing it’s like actually like not that bad to fish in this game I was playing I was playing red dead and I was trying to fish the

Legendary fish in Red Dead and oh my god do that make me hate fishing video games even more it’s terrible I don’t know who the hell made fishing legendary fishing red dead so goddamn hard like I felt like I was really like fishing like I was tired after I caught that legendary

Fish they had me moving my mouse around like I was actually fishing that [ __ ] up that [ __ ] was terrible never again I a good thing you turned up lad I’ve got it my throat hurts from just even starting talking like got a bit of a

Problem I can use your hand with take a deep breath now what the [ __ ] he got crabs money money money that’s all you hear when you walk in here this has actually been a no cloth stream my first one in a while business has been slow you should

Upgrade your tools I could use the cash this [ __ ] is begging he said please bro I have okay there’s a couple of things that aren’t aridium but still why the St do you have you bring Demetrius a melon I have the same exact question why do they make you bring him

A melon all the thing is I could bring Demetrius this said a melon volcano mines hey oh we F to have bangers in the house now Clint is a no [ __ ] weirdo he be lusting over Emily but scared to try bro gets depressed when you date

Emily that’s funny as H let’s see what’s popping in here I’ve never been here before isn’t this this the witches hut oh [ __ ] I got to go I got to give the aridian or my [ __ ] to Clint Clint really be like nobody’s coming in for business

And it works like for 5 minutes the [ __ ] said come over I need some cash what the [ __ ] bro I hate him I really don’t like Clint cashmir I need some cash nobody ever gives me business also Clint never [ __ ] works like come on bro you do it

To yourself you found the dark Talisman wait that’s it that’s all I come down here to do this definitely has to be towards the Goblin in which so yeah this I’m assum is the goblin or which who it’s the goblin which leads to the witch behind it we ah human all right we

Got more races this game got more races than Skyrim bro want to pass I’m sorry this is private property I’m sorry but I can’t let you pass I’d lose my job head question mark what if I gave you head void mayo and then I give it to him

Sniff sniff that smell I can’t resist give me that the leader of the Mayo industry knows what to do where the hell are we dark Shrine of memory the statue stares through you dark Shrine of selfishness your children will turn into doves and fly away make an

Offering huh hell no look Casmir Jr ain’t even walking yet I ain’t going to turn him into no Dove dark Shrine of Night Terrors the ancient magic seal of protection will be rest stored preventing monsters from appearing on your farm at night oh I didn’t know I

Could pick that up mine now found the wizard Lost Magic ink oh okay the Wizards are now okay I don’t know what the hell these things do well obviously those two told us what they do but what the hell does this do I don’t know I’m out of

Here never mind I thought that would make me leave Shrine of Illusions make an offering of 500 gold to change your appearance wow you can change your appearance that’s kind of cool oh this is we were under the wizard you found my ink excellent did you happen to

See my ex-wife no well what about her house I saw Caroline do you think she lives alone or nah she she [ __ ] the henchman actually don’t tell me I don’t want to know anyway you must be wondering about your reward here magic [ __ ] ring come on it’s a book of summon

The Arcane potential is immense but I’ll make it simple for you by using this book you can summon magic buildings directly to your farm think you’ll find it useful what the heck we getting into the goody Goods huh hey does this mean something does this mean something we

Were just talking about the alien literally this day it’s like how how how would I just get lucky if I catch it at this point I used to have an ant problem in this apartment and then I bought like ant poison and I’ve never seen ants again 100% worth how the hell your

Headphones get Infested by ants e this dude got nasty ass headphones bro Crush y ass apparently they get attracted to electricity no the [ __ ] they don’t got nasty ass headphones that’s it bro there’s no apparently they get attracted Nah when I checked Google it said that ants are attracted to headphones they

Attracted to nasty [ __ ] that’s what answer attracted to can see you son asteris go BR your message doesn’t make sense even adding the correction at the end where does the go that sentence can go see you son can see go you son can see you go son can

See you son go like are you like my dad cheering me on like you tried to correct the the sentence but it got worse I don’t know how the [ __ ] that works couldn’t find an exact answer I know what this becomes this becomes a movie theater all the others made it

Back except me I got room on my farm if you want to work for me now I can go home too thank you thank you I got room on my farm if you want to work for me me I’ll make them work for me they’re not

Going to have a choice he’s waving like I ain’t going to force him into the labor something good will happen soon orgy with all the male villagers I hope that’s what happens so I’m trying to decide if I want to go for Perfection I think we’re so deep into the game like I

Might as well go to Perfection I want modded our modded stardo play through to be so like anticipated but it’s not going to happen for a while but I want the anticipation building cuz when we finally do do that modded place play through going to be like you just busted

The biggest nut ever that’s how good of a playthrough it’s going to be but it’s got to wait you got to you know you got to Edge it we’re edging the playthrough cuz after I finish our non-mod playthrough here I’m probably going to you know play a bunch of other [ __ ] in

Between I can’t go straight to the modded playthrough that’s too much Star as much as I enjoy this game that’s too much you got to build them up you got to Edge them oh here we go your mango tree wasn’t able to grow last night the [ __ ]

You mean it wasn’t able to grow last night you guys want to see look cashmir Jr look hey one more time hey one more time hey keep going until I drop him how high can we go Casmir is going to be too confident in his throwing ability and

I’m going to throw him out the roof Feast of the winter star oh [ __ ] Kent I need to get Kent a gift Kent loves fiddlehead Rosado Rosado well that’s too damn bad I’m not getting that [ __ ] for do I have hazelnut pudding oh or roasted

Hazelnuts I do have it wow cuz that is what my boy Kent is getting for his bday not his bday that’s what he’s getting for his Christmas look at this the movie theater oh look he is still here but now it’s just a it’s just a limo or whatever

That’s cool little detail I like that movie ticket I can’t enter without a ticket well I’m not going to go in there all these happy families but for me just another lonely year yeah [ __ ] you Kent I’m giving you your gift oh so it is you ah roasted

Hazelnuts thanks you don’t really look too happy this [ __ ] has me again can anybody else in this town have me of his is a secret santa um excuse me I have a gift for you I found it last summer when I was playing at the beach I

Hope you like oh this [ __ ] gave me a seashell what the [ __ ] what the hell is that why is everyone giving me voodoo dolls this year I already found one of these Demetrius I didn’t tell you to get tomatoes I said to get fruit tomatoes are fruit right I don’t

Understand tomatoes are fruits that’s what I said Casmir you look like you have something to say man if you don’t get your homeless ass dirty ass smelly ass I’m just pleased that lonus is doing well I like to invite lus to live on the farm with me hold up I invite my boy

Lonus on the farm I do need some more Farm hands my wife doesn’t do enough that’s really generous what a great idea I can build a really cozy house for you lonus I got a lot of well I don’t actually have a lot of room we finally

Have running water heat a roof over your head just like the rest of us isn’t that wonderful lus um no thanks what the I was about to give him a free house I appreciate the kindness I really do but I’ve told you before I choose to live

This way no the [ __ ] you don’t I like to be alone most of the time like The Quiet Sounds moving with rhythm of nature bro have you seen my farm the most people that bother you is Buford it’s a way of life that I’m comfortable with I don’t

Ever want to change that but you don’t need to try and help me I know best how to live my own life okay I don’t like the way he said that can you smell that it’s a sweet Aroma of right berries that might just be your [ __ ] you smelly

Ass [ __ ] I don’t like the way he replied to me could have hit me with like I appreciate the offer but I like living like this not like oh I know you want to help me I know you think I need help bro you don’t [ __ ] your smelly ass

Why are you not at your [ __ ] store oh my God I hate him I don’t need your help bro you will starve next week the [ __ ] Scavenging for food this [ __ ] living like he in the stone ages he’s like the ultimate like he doesn’t want to get roasted so he’s like

He acts like that’s why he’s uh broke starving he wants to seem like he’s cooler than he actually is I promise you lonus when I look at you I’m not seeing like damn I respect it that is absolutely the last thing I’m looking at

When I look at L when I see lonus I’m like what the [ __ ] is that smell the thing is like lonus ain’t broke either like he get he gets money from something I don’t know who the [ __ ] keeps giving lonus money but they need to stop he has

Cash to pay for like Services probably Pierre Linus will come in with like a bunch of garbage to donate and Pierre is like oh I’ll give you some money you like cashmere please I’m dying I’m going to be like I thought you like living this way dying is just a part of living

Like this lonus please cashmir please Lon is the type of dude that choose dinner with Jay-Z oh no

Will I sacrifice the Heir to my Million Dollar Farms Throne??

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