I Survived 100 DAYS of Real Life LAWS in Minecraft

Yo Ethan record this nope prepared to be arrested because that’s not just illegal in real life but according to Mojang’s terms and conditions it’s illegal in Minecraft too and I have you on video no wait no delete that I broke the law so now for

The next 100 days I need a squeaky clean record for my friend Ethan will report me to the police on day one I was unbanned from Minecraft but unfortunately Ethan was watching my every move if even the tiniest lore is broken Mr ey stream you are going to

Real life prison I’m always watching Wazowski always watching all right I’m just gonna have to Google everything okay but I do know that I probably can’t kill mobs because I’ll need a hunting license can’t go mining because I need a minus permit can I dig

Up a tree can you drop down a tree I don’t know what the law is mine’s for cutting down a tree without permit wait permits can be attained by approval of a local Council or government body the pillagers you know what that seems like local Council knock knock anybody home

Hey mate you reckon I could get your permission just to dig up some trees around here ah what the left bro that’s illegal all right I have freedom of speech as per Article 19 of the law Ethan you are not a villager what do you want to be careful what you say these

Poor men are simply stopping you from trespassing on their property according to the law they can use reasonable Force to remove you I think shooting is pretty reasonable please edible turns out the only legal way to get wood was to loot abandoned structures that don’t have Heritage listing so temples were a no

But mine shaft and shipwrecks are a fair game bro it’s been six days and John still has a perfect record I need to bait him into committing a crime just show his true criminal nature yeah another Shipwrecked bro we about to be looted up check out this hit man my

Friend how are you doing I haven’t broken any laws whatsoever bro I’m literally legal things can change you know just uh hold this for me real quick just don’t take that I don’t have an inventory room I do not have the inventory room yes you’ve done it I got

You you are literally littering in the ocean dude that’s an illegal action no no no no no no no no no no no no wait I’m checking Google I don’t believe you I don’t believe you um it says here but it’s only littering if it’s 200 miles

Within a coast and uh I’m not seeing no Coast this is international waters baby now I needed a place to live but it can’t just be anywhere legally the area has to have existing residential zoning laws all right all right this looks like a residential zoning but to me but we

Still need to be careful I can’t steal stuff in the houses because that would be theft I can’t go in them that would be trespass however should be able to build my house just right here at least that’s what Ethan wants me to think we are checking the law I need a

Permit are you sick we need a permit I did it and only for eight meters according to the official Mojang guide one block in Minecraft is one meter wide so I can only build in this eight by eight area which led to some very close calls all right we’re just gonna connect

That frame up and oh my God I literally almost clicked my mouse I would have gone out of the eight by eight okay no the pillar is going up in here two floors done moving on to the third now I’m thinking the third should be a little bit different you know what we

Can’t go out of this floor space but we can go up to the scarf baby do my eyes deceive me or are you building yourself a third floor you need a townhouse permit for that I’m not building a third what makes that I I am well aware of the laws I’m simply

Building a rooftop garden which is allowed within my housing permit laws okay buddy you win this time but I’m watching you finally my first legal Minecraft house was complete Welcome to My Crib raid no no no what if this random right I didn’t even have bad Omen

Effects are you serious no I can’t do this okay I need to make weapons I make weapons what is the law the law of armed conflict I can’t have sword stackers missiles someone’s voice grenades because of Any weapon under the arms act okay wait I can have a protective vest I

Can have a protective vest that’s all I’m allowed I’m not even allowed a full set of armor okay iron just like double have to do I’m going into war with a stick and an iron chess Play Let’s Go yeah oh three hearts I can’t survive this government where is it they’re

Supposed to be protecting government Ethan where are you get back here the government is right now please stay here I’m introducing the conscription law which requires all my man above the age of 18 to be drafted into the military at a time of war and well it’s the time of

War that’s not helping Miami oh no no no no no no fine I’m in the war I’m in the war I’m in the war I’m in the war I believe what are you what are you doing are you are you disobeying government law you’re hiding uh no no I’m not this is my

Tactical plan to take out the pillages I can’t argue with military strategy as long as you’re not breaking the law we’re all good hold up but how long am I gonna be here I literally just wait for the Iron Golem to beat them surviving the next few days was so boring I

Couldn’t do anything especially with Ethan around bro there’s no way he’s literally just hiding in his hole for days on end not breaking any laws either what can I do big brain moment what if I annoy him so much that he threatens me they’ll be threatening a parole officer

Which is very illegal oh no Jordan enemy fire enemy fire they’re blowing up your roof Jordan oh no it wasn’t me just blow up my house bro wake up no it wasn’t me it wasn’t me it was the pillages Villa just don’t shoot TNT Ethan stretched out the war as long as

Possible before finally got bored and declared Victory I’m a hero everything’s back to normal yeah what it’s fine you know what and rebuilt we can rebuild okay um actually no you can’t because after a Wartime the government can legally freeze all permits and well we just had

A war and I’m the government so that’s what I’m gonna do great I’m almost again that’s fine I’ll just take my stuff and I’ll go fine I didn’t want to live here anyway oh I don’t know what to do I’m literally about to starve to death in the desert I

Couldn’t find any structures for food I’ve used up all my supplies and I can’t tell anything because I don’t have a hunter’s license it’s not that there’s any mobs out here anyway other than the fish wait I go fishing with my dad and that’s legal can I can I eat that fish I

Can keep the salmon that is longer than 25 centimeters Yes we finally have food I was back on track to living my legal life until Ethan happened I’m a nomad now I go fishing I eat my fish I explore rare biomes like Mesa that’s what life’s a bet

What now he’s walking illegal it’s a crime and walking’s a crime oh no no no walking is not illegal Jordan but walking in an endangered region is illegal and well this biome is rare So John I’m sorry to say you are under arrest you’re the right light silent I’m

Too young for prison I am allowed to explore any part as long as it does not explicitly State it’s endangered protected and um where’s the sign that says endangered and protected Ethan where is it I cannot be his puppet any longer I’m sick of this all right we’re gonna trick

Ethan into breaking the Lord all I needed was a new hope all I have to do is pretend that I’m actually committing a crime what the he’s setting your house on fire legal no it’s not legal you can’t say your house on fire hang on

There he is come on Ethan just walk into my house like I want you here bro yo we’re like brothers yep call me in what act Ethan because you’re in my house without asking which I bought a permit for this place which means you’re trespassing uh I’m gonna

Have to arrest you bro I have a search warrant um yes where did you get a search warrant for there you go there’s a search warranty if I ever search warrant it clearly says right there location ey streams how you just walked in Bro oh my God you know the government system

Is corrupt get out of here get out here I am the law potatoes my master plan according to section 22 of the marketing potato act from 1946 in Australia no person could hold more than 50 kilograms of potatoes one potato in Minecraft is a single kilogram I’m currently holding

47. soon Ethan is going to be holding bendy what do you want I’m here what do you want I’m gonna pay my monthly taxes in the form of potatoes because it counts as an asset and I’m legally allowed to do this as per income tax law so there’s

47 oh wait I think I just need to get a couple more for you all right ready and aha bro we don’t want your filthy but whereas the government wants the diamonds bro I am able to yes it says right here refuse any tax paid in the

Form of assets if I see it as in inadmissible yes that would keep your filthy potatoes oh my gosh I was so close baiting Ethan was impossible I needed a professional lawyer so I hired one and she found the perfect loophole Ethan was done for check this out we’re

On the official government website for Victoria Australia which is where I live and this is the important part Corolla officers are not allowed to watch suspects for more than three months without a new sentence if I just survive not breaking the law for a few more days

Ethan will be the one breaking the law but Ethan did not make survive in the next few days easy at all but it was all worth it bro it’s almost the last day I can’t let this fool get away okay I need to arrest this man and take over his

Channel this is it the final day I just gotta survive make sure Ethan doesn’t try and kill me or bait me into breaking any laws and we are done I can search up the stupidest Australian laws ever and bait Jordan into falling for that he’s never gonna suspect a thing a person

Cannot wear pink pants after midday I’ve hit the lottery I get it because since technically you have not been wearing pants this whole time that is borderline nudism and well it is public indecency I’m gonna let it slide because I’m just so nice but uh I thought I’d give you

These uh pink pants just to just to help you out I got some pants ready for you and why exactly are you helping me all of a sudden when you’ve been trying to get me to break the law unless This is going to break the law but you know what it’s fine I’m a free man today all right pink pen I’m a female let’s go I’ve done it you’re under arrest Jordan cause you’re wearing the pink pants actually as possible the person cannot wear pink pants I cannot wear pink pants

After midday on a Sunday and today is a Friday and thanks to my lawyer if you can’t prove otherwise I’m not legally obliged anything what do you mean your lawyer there’s there’s no way how did you know that so you’ve been following me for 100 days but you see as a parole

Officer you can only follow me for three months which is 90 days which means you’ve now committed a felony against the government no no I haven’t uh that there’s no proof you have no proof of this I didn’t follow you except I was recording this entire time and if you

Don’t surrender right now I’m uploading this video to YouTube no I’m gonna take my chances they’ll never catch me alive I am the law you can’t catch me I’m out of here

Escaping LEVELS 1 to LEVEL 100 by Breaking GOVERNMENT Rules in Minecraft Hardcore! Can you believe what happened on Day 69?!

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