Farming Insane Amounts of Cobblestone to Crash a Server

Farming Insane Amounts of Cobblestone to Crash a Server

This is so satisfying and look how it’s already lagging our game we have to do this in Survival Minecraft see I ran that test because that day I built a cobblestone farm that produced 75,000 per hour it quickly filled up all of my storage so it started to pile up and I

Noticed it was lagging my game it reminded me of the time where I bred thousands of pigs which was hilarious but I was never able to get enough to bring someone’s game down to 1 frame per second but when I saw how much Cobblestone I could make in such a short

Amount of time I saw this as my chance but it would require over 50 machines to produce enough Cobblestone to lag the server which is going to be the world record amount I don’t even know if they could all run at the same time but I decided I wouldn’t stress myself out

With that and just started with my first machine now the machine is split into three parts phase one you place leaves and water log them that water is there for phase two turning the lava into Cobblestone then phase three it’s a whole Redstone contraption that will duplicate and release TNT to break the

Cobblestone around it so after a 20-minute build I had a machine that produced 75,000 Cobblestone an hour this thing rocks get it rocks that’s not the last Cobblestone punt in this video there will be more and they will only get worse until they hit rock bottom but

One machine wasn’t enough so I plunked another right beside it each machine is activated by a lever and then a button so I built a master switch that just connected the two machines lever and button together really simple still managed to get the worst Redstone of the

Year award but now we had two machines doing 2500 Cobblestone a minute but this doesn’t look like a funny amount this would not take someone to one frame per second I wanted to try and push these machines to a million Cobblestone an hour but to build enough of them in a

Timely manner I’d have to fix three big problems first these machines are hidden underground because I wouldn’t want anyone finding them if someone wanted to stop me from lagging the server the explosiv to destroy them are practically in the machine sneeze wrong in the self-destruct so like any good Quarry I

Used explosives it was very controlled because each TNT would blow up about a 3X3 Square then I just mine over the couple leftover pieces I did make quite the Ruckus though just by sound people found me so that kind of defeat the purpose of being underground but to get

Away with it I told them oh I’m just farming Cobblestone for fun they seem to believe that so that takes us to problem two it’s just wasting so much time crafting all the individual Parts this one was pretty easy to solve I just got enough materials for 12 machines and a

Sher box full of leaves but it did give me the idea to treat the machines like a mass production so while I spend hours building all these Cobblestone machines let me tell you about today’s sponsor honai star rail if you don’t already know what it is honai star rail made by

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Tutorial I would have to be slow and careful so I didn’t follow the tutorial it took a while at first because I was just copying the machines next to me but then after a few attempts I had the contraption memorized so I could replicate it way faster than following a

Tutorial now I did make sure to at least test each machine because yes I’m not perfect but man good enough is great near the end I was putting the Redstone together in three minutes look at all these machines people likely have never done this cuz like a million

Cobblestone an hour is just not necessary you build one of these things and you’re set maybe maybe four we have 14 of okay we actually 13 because we ran out of materials as you can see I’m making a little collection system that will soon bring everything over here but

What I love about the machines is when you turn it on the entire thing takes a bit to warm up like it’s an actual Factory starting there we go wow I feel the frame drop you come down here wo it’s just there’s just so much oh my

Gosh oh my gosh it’s beautiful watching all this Cobblestone get produced I have never seen anything like this but I was sitting on a giant Cobblestone load and I felt like I wasn’t using it to its full potential so I built a pipe cuz guys I got to confess I love piping so

That’s why I started building some around the server to send copious amounts of cobblestone wherever I wanted meaning I could lag wherever I wanted okay and just like that uh I’ve just finished the tunnel for all the col Cobblestone now one thing we can do is

We have this lever here this can just stop the items from flowing if I want them to stay down here we release them they can make it that’s what it’s going to look like when we have like 50 machines going okay um what the freak look at that that’s

200 entities right there and we only ran it for a couple of seconds so it was making my game slow down but it was nowhere near what I wanted I wanted it to go down to one frame yeah it already was a funny amount but it could be funny

So I made the stupid decision of pulling an all nighter to double the machines again I spent way too long clearing out the space but made up the time building them taking only 2 minutes per TNT duper I love that this is the skill I’m growing in not something actually useful

But then I spent some time researching more about Cobblestone so I could truly understand what we were working with but then I got distracted looking at cleavage you know my favorite type of planer Rock feature I stayed up incredibly late 1:00 a.m. that’s about

My Max in the morning I wired up all the new machines to the master switch and got my reaction to the over double production of cobblestone oh no yep that’s all I had to say no no I’m just kidding wait a minute we’re not even collecting like a fourth of it oh that

Is oops oops I didn’t make the Waterway I totally blink to do that I know why it didn’t look like it was doing that much different okay um give me a second 300 entities yep that is a doubled amount these 30 machines were able to get me down to 20 frames per

Second which means I had to double it again but because nobody else had done anything like this before I assumed I was the fastest person to build these Cobblestone Farms but exactly how fast so here is my Cobblestone Farm world record attempt keyword attempt I reset

In under a minute but my second attempt was better resetting under 10 seconds okay but here’s an actual attempt I was really hoping to get under 5 minutes because I’ve built so many of these it’d be embarrassing if I didn’t so here’s my actual attempt one issue was that even

Though digging the hole in stone was faster I had to be careful to not break too much on accident the section where water log leaves was a breeze I’ve spent an hour of my life doing that but I forgot I would have to mess up my organized inventory to have enough room

For the lava buckets okay so we can place these leaves on the inside cuz they’ll just get blown up so we don’t actually have to break them it was rough but the Redstone was going to save time did I really miss an observer somewhere I know where the Observer goes cuz I

Didn’t place this in normally I’d activate the button and lever slower but 6 minutes was almost here so frick oh no oh I know what’s up we forgot the trap doors but I did fix the machine though mostly because it’s behind miles’s base see I’ve had a secret

Entrance I’ve used to easily steal from his barrels so as a thank you I constantly filled all his chest with Cobblestone he loved it but the farm produced too much Cobblestone I needed so many Hoppers to keep up I don’t have any iron anymore not like it was mine to

Begin with I did steal it from his iron farm but back to to all the machines people were starting to feel the Cobblestone effects okay um turns out they found my Cobblestone pipe so that one became useless 10 FPS but it was a great time to build some more and I

Built a ton of pipes I was like the Romans and Greeks with how much I was piping totally only talking about their infrastructure but these new pipes could be way more hidden because I realized it was easier to hide the hole they come out of in the wall instead of the ground

It was a simple one by one flesh piston door but I didn’t follow tutorial when building it so that made me pretty proud gaml but even cooler I added a torch line to the control room so I could change the Waterway Direction and open the door with one lever this is the kind

Of redstone I enjoy no tutorials it’s very raw yet very useful like look where did this Cobblestone come from and you you hear those explosions in the background that’s miles Barrel still being filled with Cobblestone I added another output to the same pipe this one to the meeting room because more people

Would be around there also this was more of a distraction than anything but a friend and I built Cobblestone Farms inside a warden statue to make it spit Cobble Stone my first try the warden more dribbled on itself because apparently items have friction against blocks so once I remove them

Boom oh that actually that actually sends that’s perfect but this was all putting off the inevitable doubling of the machines which would be about 30 more but I made a big change that would speed up the process because instead of expanding my factory I carved out a

Space for a new one it’s in the stone layer which is like three times faster to mine out yes it technically could make me more obvious but it’s not like I was trying to be Incognito we should have done this ages ago I carved enough space for 24 machines which isn’t fully

Double but I also had a method to make the Cobblestone we do already have even laggier doesn’t all these leaves just by themselves kind of look like like just so bizarre it looks like some religious thing like some ancient civilization would put this together you can

Physically see the effect we have had on the lava around us we’ve been using so much but the new machines were right above the old ones so I added a hole for the new Cobblestone to fall into the old waterways they go to the same spot

Because that’s where I added a new pipe which is one of the last few tricks I have up my sleeve to get to one frame see I had gotten caught by another player once again I’m great at this but this was only 25 machines running for

Like 2 minutes and it was way laggier than anything else then I realized it’s because the items are still in the bubble column which makes the item bob up and down so now the game has to keep track of the entity and its movement which means double the lag and if you’re

A technical Minecrafter please don’t hate me for being wrong about that so the new pipe leads to the exact middle of Spawn and it doesn’t go anywhere it just sits in the bubble column moving and also making particles except the pipe did go straight through miles’s

House so to hide it I turned it into a pillar he can’t remove these they’re loadbearing stumps now I didn’t want to take myself down to one frame because my computer isn’t that good and I wanted to give this a challenge so I CAU up the man we’ve been trolling this our entire

Time my good friend miles I just want you to come down here with me I want I just want to get your reaction to like how much I make okay I’ve seen a bit in my base Jan thanks a lot for that um that was absolutely not me this is going

To be like an insane rate miles okay are you ready no I’m not okay yeah I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready oh I’m seeing some Cobblestone like I see like 10 Cobblestone this is really cool j this is really good so I was trying to prank

Him to get him to react all crazy to nothing but that didn’t work so it was time to turn on the world record of all 50 machines for the first time why do I hear TNT well give it a second give it a second give it a second it’s warming up

Oh oh no hang on it’s coming it’s coming now it’s well it’s a lot coming up now yeah I was lying to you about that First Rate wait how wait how many is there here oh no my game’s laging how many entities are here there 200 oh no John

This is I’ve got a pretty good PC too fair but I’m at 40 FPS send some more Cobblestone you’re oh my God I got m black Spike then did you feel that yeah there Cobblestone everywhere this is oh my gosh no my Flames my Flames six

FPS there goes me no I’m still here two FPS two two FPS come on come on it can we can get it down to one John this could break the server oh no I’m at one I’m at one I’m at I’m back at two back

At two I can’t turn off the machines my game’s so laggy should I do a look likey operation should I come should I come down yeah try to make your way down I see your name tag miles miles it’s like when two idiots meet up oh you just you just teleport

Just incredibly laggy are you in this single screenshot there is 100,000 Cobblestone 1500 entities that was all generated in only 4 minutes but the machines couldn’t make it to minute 5 because it was so laggy all the machines broke oh no we didn’t no we didn’t but

In its last breath it took miles down to zero frames per second I’ve never seen that before What

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I FORGOT TO SAY THIS IN THE VIDEO!!! The Farm was created by @martendamink7582 , but I couldn’t find their tutorial anywhere. I used Shulkercraft’s tutorial to learn how to build it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-opjPr9LU

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