slither.io in 2023 destroyed my mental health..

I’m about to have a good kill don’t get greedy don’t get greedy don’t get greedy don’t get hey you dude I’m top 10 oh my God it’s a full on Feast this is slither.io you guys all know what this is right you basically are in a giant map and you eat stuff to

Grow larger and longer as you can see on the leaderboard on the right the biggest guy in this Lobby is Peru chilo our goal today is to get number one in a Lobby and hold it for a little bit and you can kill other worms by boom see what I mean

Boom and now we eat all of him oh my God he’s trying to Corner me they should add sounds to this game imagine if every time you pick something up it was like that wouldn’t be that hard to do and it would make it so much nicer and when you kill someone it’s

Like anyway I could kill this guy watch what what size am I it says my length is 565 there’s a guy in this Lobby that is 26 [ __ ] th000 the rule number one of slither.io is don’t get greedy we don’t want to get too greedy and go for stuff

You we’re going to take down a big boy here soon and it’s going to be one of the best feeling it’s going to be better than a worm orgasm we’re going to get risky with it we’re going to get risky with it dude this is a [ __ ] yes no

Oh my jaw started cramping cuz I opened my mouth so wide okay see these little midgets is this is what you got to look out for the cigarette guy why does he look like a cigarette get away from him you [ __ ] my mouse you stole have

My mouse it’s over here well I got to a th000 there you want to have a little [ __ ] fight let’s do it you’re dead how he went through me he and then and this game needs [ __ ] voice chat dude I’d be this was probably the biggest we’ve

Ever been we’re about to hit 25 hundo oh all mine my mouse is down here I’m telling you man my mouse is down here my [ __ ] guy’s turning into the green giant green giant anyone green I [ __ ] hate them from now on come on America it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] 15 hundo

15 hundo don’t get greedy don’t get greedy don’t get greedy don’t where does he get to win that green piece of [ __ ] you’re dead guess who’s dead dude that thing made me go [ __ ] that thing turn me what just happened I’m never going to get big ever this

Guy’s almost 30k I want to see what somebody that big looks like no homo I just oh my God this must be one of them this must be this is Emma this is a girl we can definitely kill her girls suck at video Games Emma just [ __ ] ate me up that’s what I get for being sexist all right all right all right don’t get greedy don’t get Greedy and my biggest what do you he went through me you’re dead dead are you kidding Nope it doesn’t make sense it it doesn’t I play down to the centimeter I get [ __ ] competitive I play for keeps which means the hitbox has got to be [ __ ] accurate because nope see what I mean and it’s not my internet I think we stay in the the the the the gangster

Worm area for now dead green piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you nope nope whatever whatever I will go pro in this game I got to watch some competitive slitherio tips so this is a slitherio pro right here all right noted noted now I’m back to [ __ ] nothing [ __ ]

Oh my God what the’s wrong with him okay yeah that’s what I’m GNA [ __ ] end up like if I keep playing this [ __ ] but guess what we’re back in it dude maybe I should get itmay on here and then uh we can like tag team the lobby I’m dead already you suck this

Might be my new record oh there you are what’s up man see that all right do not kill me let’s we got to get in the [ __ ] middle I’m going to just try to stay on your side uhoh wait I’ll Circle his at a AAR aario is so much more entertaining agario

Sucks dude I’m 3,300 this is my new record oh there’s you okay eat all that eat all that whoa you see that yes Sean I got yellow guy yes a big guy just died to our right really multiple oh okay don’t get greedy don’t get greedy

Dude I’m 7,000 I’m close to being top 10 I died get me dude I’m top 10 oh my God I’m number four I’m 12,000 ah NOP what NOP bro NOP dude NOP how do I lose That oh my God why did I die oh I just killed your mama oh oh my God I just killed some other Guy what dude the head on collision mccon oh this dude’s I’m advertising dude this dude’s a marketing genius I should have I could have killed that [ __ ] I could have killed thatu do you hate the green guys too I feel like the red ones are more bothered to me the

Elmos of the world yeah oh my God I’m going to lose my [ __ ] on this game multiple big people dead white guy oh my god oh no I’m about to have a good kill SLO needs to get their servers in [ __ ] check that is that is that is

Anal that’s the only word for it we’re getting risky with it oh I’m dead I’m I’m dead come on I’m dead yeah you’re dead too you yellow prick try to you try to move and it and it doesn’t oh there’s you hey you this is Pro game play right here oh done oh

My dude I’m 7,900 nice what the [ __ ] he was the smallest [ __ ] worm his hitbox was so [ __ ] I didn’t even touch him on my screen and I Died what did it do that for it did it somebody’s going to die here in a second I got a feeling why did I say that this F giant prick dick piece of [ __ ] dude oh I just got up to I’m almost 7,000 John Help I died I died to a [ __ ] green bean for Brain always a green bean for brain always a radioactive looking piece yeah you better die die dude they’re all around these little guys NOP are you [ __ ] kidding me my I’m going to [ __ ] break something that was [ __ ] how did that guy run into me

And get away with if I ever did that I’d be dead five times over oh My and then I can die if I’m the small guy in the head on collision I lose if I’m the big guy in the head on collision I lose [ __ ] it slitherio tips and tricks let’s go cut snakes off H how the F does he win that like

Anytime I do that I die turn around [ __ ] that there you are nice get away from me Jesus he just went inside me how’s he Al this game sucks man it’s just always me that loses man how many headon collisions am I going to lose in a row

I’m dead yeah I just get killed by a [ __ ] suicide bomber this guy is wanting me dead that [ __ ] bad as a 2,000 plus large worm that he kills himself to kill me someone’s dead here probably Ukraine over there [ __ ] you Ukraine [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] kidding me tell me tell

Me how to get number one whenever the game works like that tell me how man I went into to this looking forward to I didn’t realize this game was coded by an 8-year-old oh my God shit’s getting wild this is what I don’t like I hate these types of situations Man I mean the fuing gamep play says it all what there’s no threat it teleports me into one it’s [ __ ] stupid nope I cut him off I just went through Mr glowy ball you’re going to go through that one too yeah I mean I didn’t go through it but

It should have come in my mouth just I can’t say anything without it being [ __ ] gay I can’t die without it being a [ __ ] gay death how am I not eating the glow ball man o yes what what the f killed me [ __ ] you well I’m

Dead I’ve been alive for a good long while right now I’m dead what the hell you playing man playing Slither been playing for two hours straight what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] bro how [ __ ] [ __ ] is this game nice get away Mr Krabs why is his ass just sitting

There what ever Man by a guy that’s 13,000 and I’m by the number 10 I killed number 10 [ __ ] I died what green beans for brain get the F away from me I don’t want anything to do with your kind I’m dead get away from me what is your guys’

Deals I’m getting the it’s always some idiot Stay Away From Me Elmo ass Elmo yeah Elmo asses almost on par with green beans for brains I [ __ ] hate the red guys and the green guys we are they all all the IDI holy [ __ ] Mr Krabs dead this guy’s

Dead stay the [ __ ] away from me it’s always a red one or green one just ender pearls right in your face I’m 4,700 oh my oh holy [ __ ] just give me all this no youing elbow piece of [ __ ] I don’t know how much longer I can do it holy that’s [Applause] A I don’t I don’t think we’re going to be able to ever get top guys I don’t think I think I got fifth place that one time and that was that was it this game’s a piece of sh hey right on Q someone’s dead here someone’s dead here

See why does he get to do that it’s like they’re all playing by different rules dude oh my God it’s a full on Feast bro I’m going to go to the middle this place F you green beans for brains get absolutely turned on an orange [ __ ] oh triple kill and then quad what

We’re going to be a smart as possible just so I can wrap this up you know how did that guy just like completely okay we’re going to go to the we’re going to head to The oh it’s nice to see that they updated the um logo to X instead of Twitter that’s nice I’m glad they did that and they didn’t fix the actual [ __ ] game and the game being completely silent just makes it worse cuz you have to sit here and just bask

In the [ __ ] there’s nothing to distract you we’re not going to get greedy that’s what we’re not going to do just let let everybody else make mistakes and then we Feast upon their mistakes understood understood like that Feast Feast Feast pull out I had a feeling that yellow guy was about to die

It’s always a head on man I don’t care I I’m not playing careful anymore it just makes me more mad when I die if I try to play careful cuz it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter the top guy is 20,000 right now the the the crown is there for

The taking that’s not that big we’re in the middle of the map which is where every all the [ __ ] goes down as you can see as you can see it’s all going down I just want to be done please let this be the one oh my

Oh there’s no there’s nothing I can do we’re splitting the Gap I’m Dead oh mine I’m dead dude I think I’m a [ __ ] pro at this game now we’re 7,000 this could be the life we’re so close to being on the leaderboard just get me back on there [ __ ] you I should not have won that but [ __ ] you kid

[ __ ] I’m on the leaderboard all right wipe this sweat we’re good I’m dead we’re not going to get a better life in that let’s be honest like I I don’t want to play this [ __ ] anymore the game sucks let me win this Chad fight real quick and then we’ll end the video

You’re Dead prick dick piece of [ __ ] piece of piece of piece of [ __ ] prick dick piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]

I would say “had a lot of fun recording this one!” but that would be a straigh up fukn lie.

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