Testing Cursed Minecraft Crafts To Get You Banned
Today we’re testing cursed Minecraft crafts that can get you B go let’s do this Gamers it’s curse craft and timeing oh my gosh okay there’s a be Nest right here that we do not want to mine Y and just like that oh my goodness okay wait
What crafts can we already make if we search Up wooden hey yo what in the sus long sword wait this isn’t even that difficult to get yo we might as well make every single wooden item in that case I’m going to make the axe first
Just cuz that means we can get a lot more wood and oh wait I made that wrong there you go boom Oh my goodness long wooden axe bro I can’t even see the tip of it wait what look at this thing this thing is crazy mine trees like nothing
Okay well there’s a forest there yeah that’s actually the closest one I’m leaving you behind crafting table I don’t need it and they said Size Doesn’t Matter Gamers wait what the heck Y come on oh wait did it just break is is that what it does just breaks every single
Tree in a single oh my goodness wait a second no it’s like better than that it’s oh my gosh it shaves everything in a radius yeah I think the closer we are to other trees the better it mines bro okay wait this is actually kind of overpowered and honestly not too bad for
Our first tool but there you go we have all the wood and sticks honestly we’ll need for the rest of this video I’m also going to make a few crafting tables cuz why not I’m probably going to need more even though I just crafted a few okay so
Let’s make ourselves that wooden sword there you go extra long wooden sword bro this is going to be fire it’s actually a lot shorter than the axe for some reason and then let’s also make our poop pickaxe and then make it extra long there you go okay I’m honestly kind of
Terrified oh you can actually see the freaking end of this thing okay this is sick sorry for stabbing you guys I really want to try out the sword so you know what I think we could just use the pickaxe to mine straight down is it oh my goodness okay that is pretty sick
Yeah it just mines a huge radius let’s go baby dude and wait we’re going to get all the Cobblestone we need I think we can literally make cobblestone tool and perfect oh my wait what it auto smelts it doesn’t even say it’s supposed to Auto smelt I was going to say maybe the
Coal will be like super useful but I guess not yo let’s try and get some iron come on come on come on where the iron at wow iron is actually hiding now that we have a freaking long pickaxe are you scared iron of being mine huh I think
The iron is being scared wait we just dropped into a water cave I don’t like water cave oh I like normal cave and yes some iron right here okay let’s actually see if this thing Auto smelted please please please it does oh my goodness okay you know what in that case then
We’re going to be able to easily get our stone tools but hold up no no no how are we going to get down here okay we’re going to have to take the freaking oh my gosh I just got shot in my toe I’m trying to be smart about this I’m not
Scared we have a long wooden sword that says throws enemies into the air okay okay okay okay we got to throw this nerd first oh my wait where did he go oh my gosh he’s right here okay wait I’m actually going to die I’m actually going
To die oh my goodness yeah can’t shoot me now you bot he just died to fall damage okay hold on a second bro hitting the spider oh wait I didn’t even know the spiders take damage so if I stab this creeper like this bro why did he go
Over there we just launched them dude this is so sick it’s like a spear is it not oh my gosh I can just bully these guys wait I didn’t even hit him oh my God no no no I’m going to die I’m going
To die I’m going to die oh my God no no no no no no this is not good oh the skeleton is actually going to be be able to kill me oh my goodness y dude this is so scary I have no food guys we’re going
To probably have to go to the surface so you know what in that case you got to make sure okay those skeleton are coming this way no no no no no okay okay okay there we go we’re hiding oh my goodness yeah get out of here you bot oh my gosh
Oh my gosh bro just got launched over on the other side of me okay okay okay there you go there you go we’re making our little poopy hole dude these crafts are so cursed already I think we’re good I’m going to go and just place this just
In case I think we’re fine I think we’re straight now in that case let’s make ourselves boom a stone pickaxe cuz I don’t even need to check I think we can already make it long pickaxe will it work what do you mean will it work I assume let’s also make a freaking stone
Sword and make that extra long dude I don’t know how good the diamond tools are going to be but I’m so excited hitting enemy spawns exploding sword huh okay yeah and this sword is a lot longer I cannot even see the tip of it and you know what why not let’s make ourselves
That axe yeah trees fall just when seeing it wait what I don’t even know what that means okay so I want to test out the sword ooh on a creeper that’s actually perfect hello M creeper take wait what what the heck explosive sword it just killed him wao that is sick okay
Wait if I hit him and run away boom oh my goodness okay that is pretty sweet o and we got some iron right here hold on I’m going to use my long pickaxe oh my gosh all right we just obliterated it we got some more iron right here let’s go
Okay dude I really need food I mean I guess I have some rotten flesh but this is terrible food but you know what it’s our only food so come on oh my God oh my God there’s a zombie villager right here yes yes yes perfect oh my gosh oh my
Gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh boom M yummy I’m trying to surface Gamers but it’s so freaking hard oh finally we got out I want to try the axe cuz it says something about like what does it say trees fall just when seeing it what wait
Oh my God what just happened did I just look at it hold on a second I just looked and then what did I do oh I just right clicked I’m so confused wait all we have to do is right click and it just shreds everything wait that is so
Overpowered I am not going to lie and I might as well be just grabbing up this wood yeah High key bro this is crazy but the real question is does it destroy Villages bro imagine just one shots the village house okay hold on I’m going to
I’m about to try it right now wait wait I think it does I think it does oh my goodness yo let’s go and and look at this the Chester Christmas chest yay Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas to all you beautiful villagers you’re welcome Bros like really all right well
We have 16 iron I think that’s definitely enough o wait what’s a little bit more iron Bop come on come on come on oh my God is it going to explode and kill him wait it just launched him wao wao wao wait if it doesn’t kill the mob
It keeps summoning it on the wait that is actually the most overpowered thing I’ve ever seen oh my gosh let’s hit him one more time there you go and then oh my goodness we one shot him well actually not technically but dude that was really cool I’m not going to lie the
Sword is probably my favorite one yet but we don’t need it not anymore at least let’s make ourselves our iron pickaxe and make it extra long boom oh my goodness long iron pickaxe baby this thing is starting to look a lot more cursed Gamers mind the area so big that
Even ores are afraid of it I don’t even know what that means I guess we’re going to find out in a second but not before we make our iron long sword hit mob iron punch huh iron punch holy why am I grabbing it from the blade all right
Villagers you guys are about to be my test subjects and of course you got to make the axe boom wait what oh I forgot to make it long there you go what is this what is it looks so weird it’s all Sly right click Mine Blocks wait what oh
My goodness I just hold right click and it shreds through oh hello there bro was hiding from me okay wait why is this one just not as good as like you know the other axe I feel like this one lowkey kind of sucks I really want to try the
Pickaxe but not before we try our iron sword oh my gosh wait where’s bro going yo what the did he just die I don’t get oh my gosh no way now he definitely survived guys yeah yeah yeah yeah you want to join him yo this is so sick it breaks blocks
Too wait using this underground might be crazy dude we got to use this underground okay you know what maybe I take it back this is not too bad for mining the hay at least all right now to use the pickaxe ye oh my goodness wait
That is such a big radius and it’s still Auto smelts bro that is such a nice touch okay wait finding diamonds is going to be the easiest thing ever but honestly we we’ve seen the big mines before like this isn’t anything too crazy I think it’s just super illegal
How this thing looks it’s like the v-shaped thing I don’t get it bro oh my gosh but it looks like we don’t take fall damage which is also sick and oh hello there these guys are so annoying B oh my goodness look at him he just
Drills through the Earth man you can go too bro oh my gosh wait this is actually such a funny like effect I love this but now we got to find some diamonds baby I ain’t scared wait am I oh okay thank goodness I think while I hold this
Pickaxe I just don’t take fall damage which is honestly fire I wonder what happens if we hit the Ender Dragon with this iron sword okay we got to test this by the end of the video wait we got some gold right here if I search up gold and
Apple no way we can make a long Golden Apple all right we need all the gold now I wasn’t even focused on gold but now I am and yes gang gang baby we got the diamonds hey yo what the heck man all of you guys be sent to the wherever the
Heck I don’t know where you guys are going but be gone oh he just died yo there we go we got some freaking oh we got an emerald there we got two diamonds which is perfect come on we got to get some gold baby okay sick we need 20 7
Pieces of gold Gamers and of course we’re going to need to get the apples which is probably the easiest part but we do need a lot more diamonds so I heard if you guys leave a like right now we’ll get instant luck smash the like button oh get out of here nerd yeah
That’s what I thought that’s what I do to babies when they they’re annoying just kidding I’m a good babysitter I feed him to the wool dude we’re not finding I mean we’re finding gold which is sick but where are the diamonds we have 42 cheese we’re good on the gold We
Need oh my goodness wait we just four veins wait we broke one 2 three and four oh my goodness this is actually insane wait a second and wao wait it breaks Bedrock okay we got to be very careful we got to be very careful Gamers and yo
Give me all the diamonds all right I think we have enough now to craft every single tool I’m telling you guys we don’t even need diamond armor all right let’s make ourselves that diamond pickaxe there you go and make an extra long holy crap the chunk just straight
Up disappears all right dude I’m actually excited now let’s make ourselves that good old sword there you go and two sticks oh my goodness this thing looks so cursed what is this why is it all dangly and swoly I’m not going to lie I’m a little scared to use it bro
And then the pickaxe is just huge in in the weird way and if we get a few more sticks we can make the axe which I’m honestly kind of scared like how is the axe going to change what is that mine plus wait what the oh my wao wao is this
Thing better then wait I can’t I can’t mine down though all right hold on if I just break this what happens what the oh my gosh it just mines literally oh my gosh that is crazy so this just insta mines the area for us does it break it
Breaks the Bedrock oh my gosh this actually breaks the Bedrock wait so we want to lowkey get right here cuz I think this is the lowest it can go oh my goodness and we can clear literally everything in anything I think the Strat is going like that oh my goodness this
Axe is actually crazy dude no base or anything is is like is safe right now and yo we got 26 diamonds this is actually sick so the pickaxe just yeah deletes everything which is pretty cool last time we had a tool like this though do you guys remember what happened it
Was summoning like these weird like oh my God there’s so much diamonds right here oh dude we’re so rich Let’s Go bro this is so easy but yeah last time we were deleting chunks like this it would also leave some like really cursed like I think they were command blocks but
We’re not seeing that this time so maybe this pickaxe is a little bit better wait it leaves the mob spawners no that is fire and then with our long diamond sword it says we can grapple oh my gosh oh my gosh am I dead am I dead no I’m
Not yo yo we can just grapple everywhere oh my goodness and then hold this no wait a second if we go like this we can do use a combination of these two and grab apple and insta mine oh my goodness wait this is actually so crazy yeah and
We can basically just wait what the heck how many blocks wait oh my God oh my God grappling up we’re 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 blocks in the air 6,000 wait we’re just why are we still going up hey yo Gamers I just are we going to break
Minecraft let’s go down let’s go down I’m looking straight down oh my gosh I’m kind of scared I’m kind of scared oh we’re good bet hello Mr sheep B oh my gosh wait did we just one shot every single mob yo wait we’re actually just one shotting every single mob I wonder
Will we we one shot the dragon dude the dragon actually doesn’t stand any chance there you go just like that we’re here wait if I break this wait huh oh my God the command blocks wait what is happening what is actually happening right now what the oh my goodness I
Can’t break them I’m so confused I’m actually so confused right now okay maybe if we go like this there you go wao wait a second this can actually break the command blocks too all right wait that is actually so crazy I think this pickaxe is just completely broken
And hold on we can grapple here let’s actually see if it’s truly broken if I go like that yeah no this pickaxe does not work guys it does not work wait can I break the oh my gosh I can even break this Bedrock of course I can he’s coming
Down he’s coming down okay okay wait wait wait wait iron punch iron oh my gosh I’m going to die we only have to hit him once we only have to hit him once wait he’s a little lower I hit him I hit him oh my God wait nothing’s
Happened wait maybe I should use this sword okay okay I don’t know if that oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh wait that was actually lowy crazy keep hitting him keep hitting him keep hitting him oh my goodness it’s
Going to cause so many explosions oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m I’m I’m just exploding oh my gosh oh my gosh oh oh I’m honestly so confused how he’s not dead right now but I can look he just okay he just hit me oh my gosh leave me
Alone bro we got this we got this we got this oh no come on come on I’m trying to hit him come on dude if he comes down one more time it’s over I think the stone sword with the explosive sword is like honestly lowkey the best come on
I’m trying to get a sick ending oh what how did I miss come on come on oh my God I hit him I hit him I hit him he’s literally one shot is he coming down is he coming down he is he is he is launch
Launch launch okay I got this i got this i got this wait where’s he going where’s he going oh my God we’re on top of him okay okay in that case sword sword there we go explosive sword and come on come on yes wait what he’s not dead let’s use
The the diamond sword Y come on come on yes bro easy easy honestly we’ve slain this guy so many times but this was one of the weirdest ways ever if you guys enjoyed subscribe and now let’s go up in the air and ye woo
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Merry Christmas bionic
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You didnt try Netherite!!!
Bonc (07:58): We need 27 pieces of gold gamers.
Me: You need 24 pieces of gold in order to craft three golden apples.
Also Bonc: Has 43 pieces of gold at the end of the video and forgotten to craft a Long Golden Apple.
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Theory on why the pickaxes auto-smelted. The ores were afraid of it, and all burn at the touch of the man-thing, a marvel character, which would justify why the ores smelted, they were set on fire when the Pickaxe mined them. I doubt it, but hope this was a reference!
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Does in work in Minecraft education edition.
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He didnt notice but swords hit longer
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Bonc didn’t notice that the long wooden ax did the same amount of damage as a diamond sword
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Suspicious weapon i wander witch one is the SUSSY tools
Crack boom 🤯 swords ⚔️ why they so long? Wats the meaning of the swords and why is it so long ??????
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