If I Die, I Buy Illegal Minecraft Items

Today every time I die I will be forced to buy the most illegal Minecraft products while also making my game more illegal to survive if there was ever a video that was going to make me broke this is it I’m honestly terrified Gamers oh my what the Jeff Bezos who who the

Where where did he go he was just here oh my goodness what is wrong with you Gamers this is Jeff Bezos if you didn’t know the billionaire who owns Amazon and what do you want man ha every time you die you’ll be forced to buy an illegal item from Amazon complete my five

Illegal challenges before you go broke or I’ll buy your entire YouTube channel to delete it is that what he said wait where did you go I need my first challenge bro oh my goodness okay hey your first challenge is milk 10 cows wait what what do you mean milk 10 cows

How am I supposed to die by milking 10 cows wait that sounds like the easiest thing ever except oh no I don’t see any cows where are the cow oh wait no I see like 10 right here yo this is going to be easy guys in that case Gamers Grind

Time he is Grind Time Yeah and finally we’re cooking baby okay sick we got eight pieces of iron we obviously got to craft ourselves a bucket we can’t mess that up but what else should I craft you know what I honestly don’t want to buy anything illegal cuz I may get arrested

By moing themselves so as long as we have a shield I feel like I’m safe and let’s also make ourselves boom an iron sword all right we also need food so like lowkey I’m just going to kill these cows after we finish milking them guess who’s not going broke and arrested me

Wait what the oh my gosh what oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God it’s faster than me bro what is happening oh oh no no oh my goodness okay okay that’s one no no I should have known this video was going to be extra

Illegal okay this is how it’s going to be Jeff Boos I’m drinking this Victory milk yink all right this is the second one come here little bot what’s wrong what’s wrong you you you mad you got milked yeah so they’re strong but they’re still cows this is three there

You go oh my god oh bro oh my gosh I thought I was going to die on the first challenge n fam make this four get milk nerd wait what what I don’t even get a death screen you have to be kidding me bro okay no no rage ball today I don’t

Even know what I’m looking at H Steve what’s wrong with you are you good bro what even is the name of this treasure X Minecraft caves and cliffs multi pack blah blah I don’t even know what I’m buying at least a 32% off well here it

Is Gamers I have no idea is this actually officially by Minecraft I I don’t know bro I got my trusty knife don’t worry guys I know how to use it okay wait oh it comes with two yo this looks pretty cool it says real gold

All right I think I’m going to open one what the heck is this it’s a crafting table and then there’s a box is this a real block what is this bro I’m so confused how do I open this it just gave me like a potion and a a diamond shovel

Oh my gosh I’m supposed to dig into it we’re supposed to break is this edible mm- it is not edible what is this bro why am I mining in real life okay I broke through I’m honestly terrified to open it oh my God what the ew why is it

Gooey wait oh is it an axel bro what why is it all gooey guys what is this bro what did I just get oh what is what is this I got Enderman goo on me what the it’s supposed to be an axel that just got birthed I guess okay dude

This is actually gross I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do there’s a little treasure box right here with a fish there’s more goo in it oh my God guys this is only the first illegal Amazon product that we had to buy and it’s already disgusting I can’t even stop

Record like hold on I can’t even stop recording this is gross bro my hand still smells like Enderman goo okay you know what these cows are ticking me off prepare to get milked nerds me y I don’t even know what that was oh we did it that was just the first challenge

Jeff Boos where you at bro oh my gosh I I feel like if I just say Jeff Boos he just comes out of nowhere hello mister all right oh you’re still not as cool as me your next challenge is destroy a village what do you mean by oh my God

That little rat oh and and great there’s a village right there how conven Me minion now I have an obvious feeling that uh this isn’t going to be so easy considering we just died because I had the milk a freaking cow or a few of them

So you know what what I definitely want to do is let’s get some food yon okay and so what I definitely also want to do is get ourself some more materials oh my gosh there’s so many mobs here leave me alone please oh my gosh double creeper

How come there’s so many mobs oh no this game is actually rigged I’m actually going to die I’m actually going to die oh my gosh no no no no oh my gosh oh my gosh the spider can fit through the fider the spider okay finally Gamers it’s time for a mining session M

Diamonds M Di and ironically diamonds is the one thing I didn’t get but we got all the iron baby and iron is yummy it tastes really good if you guys didn’t know that okay seriously though we got 32 pieces we’re going to go and make myself full iron armor baby and now I’m

Ready because we don’t know what’s going to happen when we destroy a village which I assume just means like raided ourselves let’s definitely get a water bucket and oh wait a second yo lava let’s make make ourselves another bucket and then we can just burn it down young

And to break the house is better iron axe listen milk and cows is not my specialty raing of villages hello Village I come in pineapple I mean peace yeah know I’m lying let’s make one of these W yeah that’s right Golems stay St oh ouch stand there and watch me destroy

This place let it burn I love committing War crime oh no the Villager is inside of here guys we should be very careful wo destroy everything ah chaos Gamers I love it oh wait that’s right we still have two houses over here how could I have been such a

Fool might as well just break some of the stone to have the fire go inside perfect and now we have one house left which wait I don’t remember seeing no wait what is that cow doing hey yo cow what you doing bro why you why you

Tweaking um hold on this is a little odd I can’t even like right click the doors or anything oh no it’s not even like on a proper block okay so what if I just right click it with the Flint Steel it it’s it’s literally not working it’s

What the what the oh my gosh oh my God what why did the house just start burning hello I just realized wait on my Crosshair I can hit it what the oh my gosh oh my gosh what is going on no no no I knew it I knew that was weird

Stupid illegal house bro why is everything just trying to kill me no man it’s shooting fire potatoes it’s shooting everything it freaking has inside wait but we damaged it yo yo yo guys check it out hold on a second if I hide inside of this house and I’m

Burning and we look at through this peole oh my gosh okay wait it can’t really hit me ow ow ow how did it just set me on fire there’s no fire here I’m honestly so confused yeah look look look it’s a little damage okay okay I think I

Know what we need to do we need to actually destroy it and that’s probably why Jeff Boos over here told us to destroy this Village cuz of this house right here all right you know what you think I’m afraid of some apples and emeralds I eat apples and emeralds for

Breakfast that’s literally my cereal baby oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh okay my shield can’t take it for long my shield can’t take it for long build build build build build build build build build build okay okay

Okay dude I spit everywhere man no it killed a Porky boy no that’s it no one kills a Porky boy except for uh uh well I don’t know how shouldn’t do it it’s illegal 3 2 1 go go go go go go oh my

God oh my God oh my God hit it hit it yeah we’re breaking it we’re breaking it oh my gosh but so am I I’m actually almost dead I’m actually almost dead oh my God no way no way no way come on come on place the lava place the lava I’m on

Half a heart I’m on no are you kidding me dude how did I just die to a stupid house wait what the gamers I just realized my health I’m missing two hearts and I have two deaths no don’t tell me every time I die we lose hearts

And of course have to buy another legal package honestly at this point Gamers I’m considering just giving my channel to Jeff bro Jeff if you’re watching this bro I hope you’re happy I’m making you rich and it looks like it’s some sort of gas and are these bullets oh I kind of

Like this I’m not going to lie strings think they can take on my knife oh my God they actually what what yo this is sick there’s like a little button you press right here and then when you press it boom it opens like it’s eyeballs okay

I think that’s how it shoots wo and on top of it you load up the discs oh my why did I do that all right let’s load her up putting the projectiles in the hole okay there’s no way this like actually shoots that good right

C I can see why this is illegal a’t no way this hurts right I’m doing this for you guys subscribe ow that actually hurted bro sorry Bonk I’m unsubscribing B oh wait what the he died I’m not dying again to the stupid house and it looks like it’s

Actually one shot so hold up let’s grab some more wood make ourselves another Shield boom Oh my gosh oh my gosh it’s already starting it’s already starting okay let’s equip the shield we got this we got this we got this go go go go and block up block up block up yeah that’s

Right my UHC days are paying off baby yeah go go go go go go go go go go go go oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh okay okay okay okay we can do something like this oh my gosh oh my gosh the second I

Try and jump over it’s going to try and kill me dude our hearts are the biggest problem it’s going to get harder and harder as the video goes on and also more illegal products if we die but I ain’t dying come on come on come on hold

On hold on hold the shield hold the shield oh my God so much Firepower B oh Bop oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh we did it yes baby we did it oh my we only died one time what is this we got a

Bunch of emerald and stuff great I no get out of here man scrm I don’t want to talk to you booger I’m not ready okay fine I am ready what do you want ha thanks for the money I hate you bro not that I need your chump change my chump

Change your next challenge is shear the withers’s Wither skulls what the heck does that even mean sheer the withers wither skulls okay well I assume we’re going to need no a Shear bro but don’t tell me we’re going to have to Shear the Wither oh my gosh this is going to be

The craziest thing ever I don’t even know what that means I haven’t even seen it been done in Minecraft oh we got some golden apples though I didn’t even realize it dropped golden apples yo yo yo yo there’s another one over oh no that’s a bread oh there’s another one

Over here another one over here this one’s Enchanted okay okay maybe it’s doable I’m so nervous guys this is only going to get harder and the items I have to buy in real life are only going to get more illegal and I’m honestly so scared I feel like one of them is just

Going to be a TNT but a real TNT We got to find a way to the nether come on G gang ging gang there has to be some sort of oh yes let’s go baby I did not I did not I did not I guess I did let’s open this bad boy up

What is this what type of illegal this what wao Gamers it’s an illegal Secret Base in real life I what look we got a two in one can you guess them all it’s a car game where you guess the mob what I really want to open the secret base but

We got to see this real quick hold on there’s no way so it’s like its own game and you put the cards in this contraption and so you’re supposed to guess what the item is by looking at it and you’re supposed to spell it gee I

Wonder what this is guys I I really do let’s reveal the answer it’s leather if you didn’t guess that just unsubscribe bro I don’t want you part of the cyborg Army oh my gosh it gets worse can you guys guess what this is let’s reveal the answer grape I think a Minecraft chicken

Could solve this one this is only leg cuz it just hurts my brain all right but now on to the good part I want this death to be worth it and so far it’s not okay this just looks super cursed we have a turtle it’s mouth just opened yo

Is this where you enter the secret base oh my this is actually just giving me my idea and we get stickers I love stickers taada we got a chest right here a map bookshelves we got a bed our furnace and crafting table and some sea stuff ooh and for our minifigures we got

Steve wearing illegal purple armor and then we got another cute turtle inside of our Turtle I’m not going to lie this is a pretty cool legal secret base and I definitely make it all right I think I just it and no one will suspect a thing

Right Mr Turtle we now have seven Hearts so yeah that death was totally not worth it but it was pretty cool okay and we could totally make this easily into a nether portal let’s grab everything oh my gosh wait we can just break this one

Boom boom boom Oh My Gosh wait we only need one more piece boom there you go and easy that’s 100% set our spawn point and there you go B all right I’m going to be honest I already know I’m going to have a few deaths but no no no we can’t

Even jinx it come on if you believe in me leave a like right now all right okay we’re here oh my yeah that’s what I thought disappeared nerd oh my gosh yo yo yo there’s a thingy right here let’s go dude there’s another gas okay go go

Go go go I ain’t worried about you dumb slime we got to parkour and just make sure not to die there you go o I saw a chest in here yoink some gold okay I guess I’ll take that we can’t forget we have golden apples guys oh my God oh my

God come on come on come on we didn’t get the skull dang it come on one of you nerds please please I just need the skull oh I need to summon the stupid wither bro bro shut up shut up shut up shut up no there’s no shot I’m dying

There’s no shot I’m dying there’s no shot I’m dying bro oh my God oh my God I have to eat a golden apple dude that was so stupid oh my gosh no I’m dead I’m dead oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my

God finally we got one oh my God yo we got wait did we get two from one wait okay you know what I don’t even care diamonds yes oh my gosh and we got some diamonds all right this is sick okay we can get get out of here

We can get out of here I got one meat left in a dream oh my gosh oh my gosh not more of you bro I’ve already killed so many of your kind okay let’s just be very careful Gamers we do not want a dead getting deaded would be very bad

Now let’s grab the Soul Sand that we need oh my God oh my God oh my God you got to be kidding me bro you got to be kidding me you got to be kidding me oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh why now why not you got to be kidding me bro I’m starting to hate this video I don’t even need the knife what in the Sun is this it’s an inflatable Creeper costume I’m

Not wearing this bro an inflatable Creeper costume all right this joke actually just wants to embarrass me I’m not wearing this it’s for kids I I’m not only if this video gets 20,000 likes I’ll post this on my Instagram but if you thought that was illegal dude hold

On a second we got Pringles suspicious stew flavor what am I going to get poisoned all right you know what if I die guys oh my goodness okay I don’t know about this Chief smells a little strong ain’t going to lie I think we all know what happens when you eat

Suspicious to in Minecraft half the time you just get debuffs so all right here goes nothing oh God they’re poisonous but they’re so good help laugh all you want Jeff boos but next time I see that guy I’m just killing him I don’t even care you know what I’m going to take some

Precautionary measures let’s grab some blocks and I’m going to be 200 IQ Gamers and summon this wither inside of a cave okay we got this boom boom boom boom I really hope this works we just have to Shear the Wither Why didn’t it work Why

Didn’t it oh wait all right 3 2 1 boom okay okay Shear him Shear him can does it work oh my God wait I just cheered him let’s go oh my gosh wait he’s not you got to be kidding me I died to the Wither Blast how is the Wither not dead

I thought I got him oh my goodness oh my goodness I ate my God apple he only has one head all right let’s get this over with it might actually be worth getting arrested over this we got pixel lollipops wow this is totally not made by Minecraft and probably will kill me

We got the official Minecraft joke book I’ll crack a few ones in a second Gamers and what is this bro what in the drift she yo lowy kind of drippy bro the pants are kind of squeezing my nuts but hey I’m kind of nervous to try these we have

Minecraft lollipop Pig it doesn’t even look that bad we got creeper yo lowkey grass looking kind of tasty though yo we got TNT and then last but not least we have what is that I feel like I’m going to really regret this bro I’m going to give him a good old

Lick it tastes like human flesh And now for some jokes why can’t you trust someone sleeping cuz they’re always lying what did the ore say to the minor pick me get it guys get it bro pick me do you get it bro ah back to Minecraft oh my gosh don’t die again oh

This is not good this is not good this is not good okay I have to Shear it guys I have to Shear it we have to get high enough to reach it how am I going to do this how am I going to do this okay just

Keep running just keep running we have a decent amount of Health it only has one freaking head that is creeping me out dude that is creeping me out I’m actually freaked out I’m actually freaked out oh my gosh run mob get out of my way get out of my way oh my gosh

Parkour parkour parkour parkour don’t fall don’t mess up don’t mess up there you go there you go okay okay the birs the birs the trees the trees that’s actually going to be the way we got to reach it and Shear it we got to reach it

And Shear it go go go go go go go oh my gosh oh my gosh okay hide here Hide here Hide here break that okay 3 2 1 go go go and Y I missed I missed I missed I’m a failure I’m a failure okay okay okay

Okay oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh no I might die I might die I might die dude how much Hearts do we have we have like five Hearts one heart one heart one heart one heart one heart one heart one heart why am I doing this myself why am

I doing this to myself gamer he doesn’t see me he doesn’t see me he’s below me he’s below me 3 2 1 ye I got him oh my gosh we did it we did it let’s go take the L Baby Woo take that l loser yeah take my leaves I just dropped that

Accidentally though we actually sheared the three heads of a Wither and honestly I have never seen this before bro bro is just permanently deposing he’s literally just like this forever oh what happened you can’t hit me anymore wait this is completely messed up Gamers he’s not

Taking damage but as you can see see he has the thingy Mobb the the second phase there oh my goodness and we got the challenge complete let’s freaking go okay now before that son of a gun comes you know I’m M if I’m using bur I’m crafting the diamond sword all right

Come on Jeff bozos I’m literally wearing Minecraft Merks because of you oh now he doesn’t want to show up now he doesn’t want to show up I thought you were so cool and better than me huh there you are no you’re going to die you’re going

To die come on come on come on please please oh my goodness dude no how didn’t he die how much health does he have oh my my gosh he’s back dude he’s not dying Gamers what oh no don’t tell me his Hearts equal his money we’ve done that

Video before he he’s a billionaire oh he disappeared behind me okay okay you know what fine you don’t want to die what H keep paying me Noob all right dude that’s it your next challenge is tickle the Ender Dragon to death no no what does that even mean donkey do you even

Know yeah bro doesn’t even know he’s just showing me his booty really bro okay wait a second uh tickle tickle is in white so the only thing I know that can potentially tickle someone in Minecraft is is a well maybe string from this guy or a feather oh my gosh wait

Can we pluck his feather okay that doesn’t work that should be a thing in Minecraft fine I guess I’m getting some chicken nuggets are you kidding me bro I want the freaking feather yes okay so we got a feather so I don’t get it wao wait

A second no why is this thing so big that’s not what she said and wait a second oh my gosh if I right click look at that it does the animation hold on okay so we should just try it out uh if I just right

Click what hey yo I think I know what it means Gamers if we try tickle some mobs oh my goodness no way we can oneshot the dragon I’ve never been more excited to kill the Ender Dragon cuz we’re going to be tickling him but in order to get to

Him we got to grind all day and grind all night okay these are really cringe should I keep doing these voiceovers and where are we heading what what the oh okay we’re going this way honestly I’m too lazy for my meat to just cook okay wait a second we didn’t even travel that

Long and it it’s it’s right here okay okay this is going to be sweet this is going to be sweet Gamers we’re honestly stacked I mean we only have five Hearts but we don’t even need a diamond sword we got an Infinity bow and our f and I

Don’t know if I should be digging straight down but I don’t care about it tickle this Dragon to to to death yep that’s really weird oh my gosh oh I I hear I hear a spider this way yes we found the stronghold we found the stronghold all

Right this is going to be sick hello I spy with my little eye a dragon that wants to be sussy tickled I don’t know why I said that move creeper boom yeah I’m the real explosive man oh there it is break break break break break before they spawn before they spawn oh thank

Goodness bing bang bing boom okay we got this I’m honestly just going to ender pearl oh my gosh ender pearl does so much damage I didn’t even notice come on come on come on oh my god let’s go bam B oh my gosh oh my gosh oh dude I almost

Just got one shot wait he’s coming down he’s coming down he’s coming down he’s coming down he’s coming down okay we got this we got this we got this get tickled you bot oh my gosh we’re doing insane come on we’re tickling him oh my goodness oh my goodness I almost died we

Should get him low with shots let’s bow him and get him low yeah you can’t escape me nerd oh my God those Fireballs I bet those arrows tickle too huh okay I said that and I missed I should probably stop trash talking oh my God he’s coming

Down he’s coming down he’s coming down there you go okay okay okay oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goodness no yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my go my gosh oh my gosh he’s coming down again already oh I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead

I’m dead end end oh my gosh I’m half a heart I’m half a heart come on we got this tickle tickle you bot wo yes oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh we did it we tickled him to death I knew you liked it you weirdo wo challenge complete baby I

Swear bro where’s Jeff where’s Jeff there he is thanks for making me richer enjoy your new illegal items all delivered using Amazon Prime ha haa you’re like anti- Santa you just laugh instead of saying ho ho ho I hate him because we didn’t die that challenge woo

Oh what the heck there you go final package oh it’s a piece of TNT yo this is pretty cool it has a counter and stuff this is sick hey yo why is it counting down what the

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