Minecraft But Your XP = Your IQ
Hey man it’s so biggie we all make mistakes you’re missing a comparator run you piece of garbage this all started when I was just trying to help Einstein with his new super computer and now my XP equals my IQ I have to go from zero IQ all the way up
To a million because I will becoming the most intelligent being in the universe uh what was that is that an iron golem why does he look so simple my head is incredibly smaller than it used to be guys this is supposed to be the size of my head did Albert Einstein shrink my
Brain oh we even have a bar at the top of our screen that says the experience we have is our IQ we have been reset to zero intelligence every time I break a block I’m getting like three oh even my crafting grid looks so simple look I
Can’t even see the division of my slots in my inventory is all that scary we’ve forgotten the basic abilities to making Tools in Minecraft what am I supposed to do I mean but at least I can punch blocks Cole has XP in it oh yeah okay two XP everything literally looks like Roblox
It’s so simple 31 XP so our IQ is slowly coming back to us I found out this ability I’m able to throw dirt does it kill things oh it does indeed it kills we’ll get this chicken look there’s nothing wrong with playing dirty when you’ve gotten all your IQ taken about okay look at the
Iron ingots you can now pick up mobs to use as tools oh Dad what are you calling me for I’m trying to get smart dad I lost my IQ I’m trying to gain my intelligence I think he butt dialed me yep and then he just hung up okay anyways now that
We’re getting distracted we can pick up mobs and use them as tools is this what the simple-minded people did thousands of years ago oh wait why am I getting a experience using the cow okay what other mobs can we pick up pig oh you can break
Stone very quick hello Mr sheep and I can pick him up too what does he do is he he’s a shovel and they say Albert Einstein was the smartest man who ever lived look at me I’m oh you got smarter villagers can now be eaten question mark cannibalism also my head it’s slowly
Growing back I’m gonna eat you you’re not a human this is not an evil act this is such a painful process I’m so sorry raw villager don’t look all right thank you tell me we’re smart enough to make a furnace yes ladies and gentlemen we are making progress come on baby oh they’re
So dirty looking okay I’m gonna put that in there but okay I’m gonna I’m gonna do it guys I don’t know what’s gonna happen when I eat this so please consider liking this video but I’m gonna do it in three two one I just can’t watch that wasn’t that bad whoa oh
Well I would say normal ish we gained so much xp from that cooked flesh is that why we even get double XP whenever we eat it excuse me so if I just eat this and then eat another one my XP is just gonna continually continue to continuously double
Oh my God this is nuts look at how much xp we’re getting just from breaking grass wait so if I just go past my normal IQ what are we gonna be capable of doing thank you for the food we’re 5xp away ladies and gentlemen one more
Wait what is that oh get it up my skull I think is growing bigger to fit my massive brain well now that our our IQ is a thousand what can we do what is that I have never seen that creature in Minecraft in my entire okay is that a
Brain this brain is allowing us to trade IQ points for different items in the game a mob Rider sure can I ride you that’s right my brain is bigger than yours go this way yep oh this is perfect he’s too slow he can’t escape but guess
Who can I can I’m just gonna break every single block so there’s none that he can jump over how you like this brain so now that we’ve got the brain literally cornered inside of here I’m gonna see if I can ride other mobs sheep can be oh they
Only have four Health baby cow oh baby cow yes oh baby baby cow what are you shooting it’s hard to tell what that is it looks like a piece of meat oh man oh there is a lot of pillagers wait Can We Ride The pillagers Who can and he’s so
Fast if I just look down at the ground look they’re shooting their friend oh well that one hit me oh okay they’re a little bit smarter there’s no way that somebody with over a 2000 IQ is going to lose to a Pillager Outpost I’m not done
With my final plans for now at least we’re big brain enough to make defensive materials we should have done this a long time ago huh but for some reason my brain is so big I can’t put this helmet on all right this is the big brain idea ladies and gentlemen right here it’s
Gonna look weird all I need is a pig or a cow now all right piggy don’t get nervous just follow me we need to go to the Mountaintop come here move all my Pig’s taking damage this is the moment you’ve all been waiting for my big brain idea look no pig pig relax
Oh gosh he’s got issues here it is yes finally the plan operation keep the pig steady I have now turned this pig into a literal Century turret look at this and look at the XP baby we’re gonna eat that cook villager for that double XP yes coward before me no
We did our job time to get to 10 000 XP no no oh diamonds that’s one way to cope we love diamonds oh and and they’re worth so much xp what the heck oh ladies and gentlemen we are now so smart our head is about the same as mine in
Real life look at this thing that’s digging out of the back of my scalp it’s getting bigger oh no I had so much fun during our mining Montage I forgot about Brian oh thank God okay brain you have something I want you have the 10 000 IQ
Or eater wait can I eat anything I just ate that sheep wow so this isn’t just an ore eater this is literally an anything eater I ate iron ore and I’ve why am I made of Bedrock what the heck what did I just throw what is this where
Did you come from where are you going what are you doing to the Sheep No don’t kill the he was innocent they’re just killing creatures I know exactly who you need to kill the babies oh my gosh these babies you know I really could have used you
Guys earlier if I get this ability just from eating iron ore what else are we gonna get huh eating cold definitely do something because I see these particle effects we must continue D.O this is perfect oh well hello there looks like he forgot to subscribe I see gold down
Here I’m making a big jump for this gold what is it gonna do hopefully it makes me normal again oh oh whoa I’ve got an idea though because okay there’s so much of this gold here’s what we’re gonna do here’s what we’re gonna do boom we’re gonna eat the cook villager now we’ve
Got the double XP okay we’re gonna spawn our child right here where’s our child child come here all right and we’re gonna do this it works so I can just spawn a ton of you guys right here with my Double XP yes That’s insane you will all explode momentarily yes Double XP eat it whoa I just gave like 10 000 XP wow look at you guys diamonds part what the heck okay anyways whoa whoa where did you come from is that that’s a diamond villager ladies and gentlemen all right
I’m going to trade you you have a diamond XP Blaster and a diamond Warhammer okay I will take your diamond Warhammer sir now I what what is this oh no where’d he go I’m getting XP just from walking on these blocks XP diamond block this is
Sick looking wait so if I just spawn the babies oh my gosh what kind of monster have I become I truly have become the mad scientist yeah I’ve only had a golden oh Oh if I right click with the hammer it explodes things I didn’t realize that this was deal damage to things and this is why some people say it’s better to stay dumb okay I understand now now that I’m so smart I understand the pain of people who are intelligent come on baby
We’re so close to a hundred my brain is incredibly large also Everything Has Changed oh no why is everything so dark this is weird this is no no this is kind of depressing looking I don’t like it as I become more intelligent the world should become more Vivid not more like
Carrot juice what is that what are you I don’t even know what block this is anymore it’s iron ore in what universe is this iron ore negative I just hope the surface looks more beautiful than the caves whoa whoa wait the greens are so Lush and vibrant though but why do my
Diamonds look like eggs I don’t understand it’s like some things are gorgeous and then other things are just not gorgeous all right I gotta stop getting too mesmerized over here okay brain give me the next thing oh baby a villager Army oh all right hello gentlemen but I want you to destroy the
Remnants of that Bastion do you understand me to think I started the video looking like this and now I look like this shouldn’t fighting back not again the never-ending Battle of these pillagers man oh my gosh wow they dropped so much xp though all right gentlemen I’ve gathered you here
To see how you stand up against a real fight I ate these people but now I owe them my life but it’s not go fight the enemy all right so far so good I’m not taking any damage go my freedom fighters yes [Applause] oh now there’s a ravager now what are
You gonna do come on Army show me you’ve got your strong Army grape don’t let this ravager touch me there we go oh my gosh the ravager can’t even get close enough to deal any damage they’re insane oh dude these guys are phased up this is the last one there’s a victory
Wow we’re stopping this fight once and for all I’ve found the headquarters of the pillagers go my Army oh Mike I don’t know if these guys are gonna be able to handle this I can barely even handle look at them oh my goodness I I think they need some backup
They’re going in get them boys we’re settling this once and for all no more pillagers than Minecraft oh my gosh this is insane look at him in the front line they’re just going we got a tank where did this guy come from you Chad excuse me sir can you shoot that Bastion right
There yep that one right there in the middle that I’m looking at wait a second let me try let me oh I’m in Whoa it explodes with experience what oh it’s so beautiful I also apparently now in my lag have a flying army with me air strike phone okay watch out punch out from the fire boys they stand no chance gentlemen we’re being sandwiched we got ravagers on the back pillagers in the front
Come on boys boys keep her going you now have the ability to meditate why would I get that ability in the middle of a war what is happening well the war right now and I’m somehow meditating oh oh what just happened no it is I have transcended I’m not even a human anymore
I’m just a light wait if I have now transcended what if I just think about this Bastion exploding will it explode Transcended boys now that I’ve transcended I don’t really need you anymore and you know what that means oh brain how did you get out of the water what is it that you have a XP sucky wucky phrasing excuse me this is a Christian Minecraft Channel um
Um it just sucks the XP out of anything all right hold on hold on hold on before we abuse this to death what other items you got civilization simulator oh that’s crazy it works on anything what about this little rabbit oh what have we done oh Albert that won’t work on me twice
There’s literally nothing that can stand in my way I’m gonna create my own civil civilization what the heck why is it so small upgrading it will cost thirty thousand experience are you sure you want a yes okay that’s a little bit better but still a little small
Yes I want to yes I’m the most powerful being in the world of course I want to upgrade my civilization continue to upgrade that’s pretty cool because I got flying cars too bad I’m just gonna roam the world sucking things do I even want my own City anymore this civilization is beneath me
Goodbye civilization you served your purpose for a Time come on out buddy yes yes where is your Elder come on out Guardian I know you’re in there you’re not safe for me either why is that so cool to see I’m too powerful for my own good yes yes
Wow the first thing that’s in Moon too bad I can ride you yes and I am too powerful you all have such low IQ you simpletons get out of here we’ve cut our ties with the Army goodbye server operator I almost forgot about this yes
Also XD or XP oh XP we all know how much I hated this Bastion ever since the beginning of this video so it’s only fitting if we blow this up goodbye question oh oh wait a second oh oh they’re green now I have become a Giant floating brain ladies and
Gentlemen and I am okay with it look at this all of these creatures have turned into experience brain I no longer require you I’m sorry but we part ways here in fact before you go you have one more item I need the world eater now that we
Have a million IQ points I can eat planets that’s right why do we even need Earth anymore I don’t need you Earth wow tasty how about you Saturn yes Saturn tastes like a Mars bar what was that who Zeus you can’t stop me Zeus get out of
My way Zeus I’m gonna eat that Moon and there’s nothing you can do to stop me don’t tell me no I can hit you if I wanted how’s that doing damage what’s happening no what
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15:39 here base place only creat mode
EINSTEIN IS BRAIN SHRINKER 0:06
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1:33 I thought that was my phone for a second 😳(I have the same ring tone)
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why was preston in spectator in one second
Preston it's called a pillager outpost not bastion
THIS IS THE FONG FOR THE GAME BLOCK CRAZY 2:47
How many times did you call the outpost a bastion?
You got a little crazy…
can you tell craftee to stop being silly
Love this video and you
It's weird How after picking up Animals You Just commit cannibals
I’m learning from Preston right now 😅
Beefy die mouth in the thumbnail
After he ate the villager the texture packs are the same as mine
Get caught I see you in creative mode
The nuke took me off of YouTube
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Edit: AHHHH MY PIGS TAKEN DAMAGE
4:44 for some reason my brain is so big that i cant put on a helmet
5:35 mr piggy dies
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14:11 he creative then used gamemode commands