Ranking how good Terraria NPCs are at giving head Tier List

Hello everyone and welcome dad’s back after a monthlong absence and I’m back with another tier list this time terraria NPCs because God Is Dead starting off with the guide I think I’m going to be giving him gotg 3000 he’s not exactly the most attractive man I’ve

Ever seen and he does seem like a little bit of a dumbass however he is a guide he knows a lot of information on a lot of things so he’s probably had some experience I mean you can’t be telling me that him and the merchant haven’t and

Getting up to stuff speaking of which the merchant I hate him he is subhuman his prices are exorbitant and he sells dog items the demolitionist I mean he’d he’d blow my off he’d blow my off he’d be down there and I feel something in my

Ass and it would be a lit stick of dynamite I feel a very similar way with the Arms Dealer but you know what I I think he I think he could do something I feel safer in his hands than I do with the demolitionist also the demolitionist has that beard and it’s

Just that’s going to get no the angler um I need a new tier real quick all right there we go I’m not dream nor am I Shane Dawson so I don’t want to with any of those the Druid okay you just you just know you know like we all

Know she’s really annoying but holy she must give some god tier head okay the cloer now now now now hold on on this is going to be controversial one but he’s going in god tier hear me out right he was the old man from the dungeon he was basically just a sex L

For Skeletron so he’s got to be amazing at it the die Trader I do get a fruity feeling from him but I’m not sure I’m going mid the goblin Tinker is far too much of a nerd to know how to give good head the golfer uh he’s one of those

People where as well I think he’s just too obsessed with golfing to really know how to do it I’d rather pay my taxes I feel like the mechanic is similar she’s also too much of a nerd but I think she’s a little bit better than the

Goblin tinkerer the nurse oh you oh you know the nurse can get it the old man is the same as the clo here we all know painting Guy this is the most midman in existence everything he does is just generic and boring party girl is the

Party girl I mean come on the pirate I feel like the pirate has much of the same problems that the demolitionist has he’s got a big beard he loves explosives but this one has a funny accent so I mean that’s got to count for at least two tiers higher Santa

Claus skeleton Merchant okay listen I don’t want him to gnaw my dick off uh who the is this I’ve never seen this lady in my life okay so I looked it up it turns out this this is the steampunker who I genuinely forgot existed I did not know this was an NPC

In the game given how forgettable she is I’m just saying I’d rather sacrifice myself The Stylist okay okay hear me out hear me out right you find The Stylist all tied up in spider webs all I’m saying is I think she’s into some freaky to get into that situation all

Right the tavern keep I have a feeling like you would just be constantly hitfaced which would probably lead to a couple nasty scars however I don’t think it would be an absolutely terrible experience given that he’s probably drunk 24/7 I’d like to say he’s learned how to deal with being drunk I’m going

To go mid the tax collector does not know what sex is the cyborg is immediately going in better than the moon Lord tier I mean come on he’s a cyborg he definitely has a robot mouth and he can use that to do some things traveling Merchant kind of just sucks at

Everything I don’t like him next up is ruffle anyway next up is the witch doctor the witch doctor definitely has some absolutely wild medicines that could make you feel things I’m going to put them in gawg 3000 tier I feel like you can’t have a bad time if you’re with

The witch doctor very similar thing with the wizard the wizard has magic he could magically do things to your rectum going to put him in around the same tier and finally furry well that’s it that’s the final tier list and if you disagree with anything I’ve said today go

Yourself one quick small thing listen there’s a week left in the year and I’m trying to hit 3K by the end of the year so if you could make that happen that’d be amazing and as always a huge thank you to data helon de and Isaac have a good night everyone

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