I decided to make the most cursed stardew villager ranking possible. Placing ever single Stardew Villager along a breedability/submissive chart. I’m sorry.
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22 Comments
this is the most correct political compass ever
9:55 Marlon canonically wants to ask Marnie out so no.
you’re wronnng, Willy is sexy and breedable asf
Shane likes to be insulted during intimacy, no one will make me think otherwise
Me thinking about romancing elliot on my first play through. You: he is slightly dominant. Me: OH NO, guess I gotta change to…. idk sebastian..?
The thumbnail makes me cackle 😭
Harvey with the word "Breedable?" mext to him😭😭😭😭
I married Sebastian and I have to say, he's more switch. I think depends of the mood of the day, if you wanna be dom he will be the sub and the same if you wanna be the sub. But yeah, in his sub mood he will have his cat ears and maid outfit ready lmao. I think in first stance he will unbreedable but with the past of the time he will be 100% breedable.
Morris is absolutely a bratty submissive i won't budge on this
…what did you call sam?
<——— certified sam lover
I feel like he need to learn mkre abb the characters and the do this again
You gotta be smokin something to think that sam is not submissive and breedable my guy
I think I would but Sebastian just a tad bit lower on the chart. 😏
Honestly? I would go for Pam
As a librarian I can confirm, people who read books are sexy ❤️🔥
Bro my name is Sebastian nickname seb and when I hear him talking about valley Sebastian it feels weird hearing my name being called submissive and breedable it don’t feel right (but for a fact I would put on a maid outfit)
I like Marnie because she takes care of Shane. But otherwise, she’s an ASSHOLE!
Edit: Is marlin and Gil being together canon!?
Sam strikes me as being dead center. He's up for anything with anyone so long as he's having a good time.
I hated this so much. Great video
Pierre was a pro boxer back in his day. He destroyed Morris he is jacked. Also Willy would be a hunk
My first video of yours, 2 minutes in, subscribed !❤
I know that this is a bit late, but Clint definitely gives me more submissive vibes. I think he just wants to be dominant, but isn't actually.
i know bro did not say sam is the most boring bachelor when harvey exists (im sorry to harvey lovers but i LOVE sam)