As a brand new player (and fukin loving it) this is so pinpoint accurate, I feel like a CREEP sometimes just waiting for them at their spot 😳 “I’ve been expecting you, please take”
Harvey likes daffodils which are a pretty convenient gift option in year one. I had a period of time where I tried to gift as many villagers forage items, lots of the women like sweet peas and Vincent and Demetrius like grapes that I could usually find on the way to their houses and not have to grow them and of course George likes his leeks. Another thing I learned was Leah happily accepts driftwood so it can be good to keep a small stash if you want to romance her, she also likes dandelions
currently on my first playthrough and I fish a lot, so every now and then when I have been fishing for hours I will walk by someone and go "you want some fish? here take some fish" and all they can say back is "oh a gift ….. thanks" and then walk away
Reading the Wiki and doing this after you've set your eyes on someone is like lowkey the same as stalking your crush on social media and trying your best to find out what they like and don't like
my wife emily gives me wool a lot of the time, and as practical as that is i just dont need it so i usually end up gifting it right back to her. she completely forgets that she just gave it to me and its hilarious every time 😂 emily is such a special gem and im so glad i married her
Yep, it kinda be like that. What kind of person saves 30 salads for someone? And gives beer to the two town alcoholics? And not once did Demetrius ask me why I was cooking so many spaghetti dinners for Robin…his wife.
Actually, I didn't cook them. Who has time to cook when your day is only, like, 12 minutes long, and you literally pass out at the end of your day (and someone steals your money when you do)? I just bought them all from Gus at the saloon.
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joel haver rip off
🤣 brilliant. Legit me
As a brand new player (and fukin loving it) this is so pinpoint accurate, I feel like a CREEP sometimes just waiting for them at their spot 😳 “I’ve been expecting you, please take”
Thanks, YouTube. I love a 15 second unskipable ad before a 30 second video.
Or if you've played the game like 20 times and you give them the wrong item.
Trueeeee
Was soll das denn sein??
This is fantastic. 👏👏
NG+ in Dark Souls be like
Y'all sleeping on Haley
Trinston was here. ..
I remember that nobody wanted to dance with me at the festival. After that i knew i had to make better friends
Yup
are you connected to Joel channel? or how its same animations, or im missing something here
Even nailed Joel Haver's inflection patterns and cadence. I'm genuinely impressed, no sarcasm.
Insaneo style
I’ve been slowly gaining his affection by buying him coffees
Am I a psychopath for opening 14 tabs of Haley's wiki?
Me right now in 2022 playing Story or Seasons: Trio of Towns trying to decide on which dude to marry
ah yes, stardew valley, the creep simulator
I don't even play this game but this was funny as hell 🤣
Me waiting all night at the saloon to give Abigail her stupid fucking pufferfish that had flopping on my pocket for the past 5 hours
Harvey likes daffodils which are a pretty convenient gift option in year one. I had a period of time where I tried to gift as many villagers forage items, lots of the women like sweet peas and Vincent and Demetrius like grapes that I could usually find on the way to their houses and not have to grow them and of course George likes his leeks. Another thing I learned was Leah happily accepts driftwood so it can be good to keep a small stash if you want to romance her, she also likes dandelions
Me waiting in front of Haley's house at 8am with a sunflower:
We're now married
currently on my first playthrough and I fish a lot, so every now and then when I have been fishing for hours I will walk by someone and go
"you want some fish? here take some fish" and all they can say back is
"oh a gift ….. thanks" and then walk away
Shane: yeah i need help with my alcoholism.
Me: have a beer, go on… take it.
Truffle oil is way to valuable to give to him. I make wine from salmon berries to give him
Reading the Wiki and doing this after you've set your eyes on someone is like lowkey the same as stalking your crush on social media and trying your best to find out what they like and don't like
Farmer when trying to give amethyst to Abigail: waits outside house for 3 hours without moving
I pretty much had about 100 pizzas stuffed in my bag to hand out to everyone twice a week til they all fell in love with me… I mean my character
Nextflix's "You" is going in a different direction for its 3rd season I see😅😅😅
my wife emily gives me wool a lot of the time, and as practical as that is i just dont need it so i usually end up gifting it right back to her. she completely forgets that she just gave it to me and its hilarious every time 😂 emily is such a special gem and im so glad i married her
*2 days later, gives mermaids pendent*
Me letting Gus believe that I am on a healthy diet
Me outside of Elliot's house, holding a lobster in my hand waiting for it to turn 10:00AM.
Or if you start a second game.
Before reading the wiki, I remember running through all pelican town with a chocolate cake over my head from dawn to dusk.
I'm literally in tears 😂
Yep, it kinda be like that. What kind of person saves 30 salads for someone? And gives beer to the two town alcoholics? And not once did Demetrius ask me why I was cooking so many spaghetti dinners for Robin…his wife.
Actually, I didn't cook them. Who has time to cook when your day is only, like, 12 minutes long, and you literally pass out at the end of your day (and someone steals your money when you do)? I just bought them all from Gus at the saloon.
He didn't ask any questions either.
🤔🤫
I almost forgot that Stardew Valley violated the Geneva Conventions! This video is really a time capsule
Oh yeah cough cough I don't know what a cough wikipedia is….
I didn't know he likes truffle oil. I always give him holly. Or coffee.
Dude, this is so me.
“That man will be my husband one day”
I was expecting bleach and ammonia tbh
What called of this kind of animation
"Stardew Valley from the eyes of an NPC…"