Stardew Valley Villagers I Could Beat in a Fight

I feel like the wizard mr qi and marlon deserve their own tier because I feel like there wouldn’t even be anything left to bury if they took the fight even remotely seriously, wizard probably LITERALLY sends you to the shadow realm and you could tell me marlon fought and killed a dragon single-handedly and I’d believe that.

Gunther was missing. He is a depressed elderly centaur with a sonic scream. You need some milk

unconsidered things:

maru builds a load of scary robots, she could easily construct something to send u to the moon

lewis has to be older then the player’s grandpa, and the player ingame is atleast 25 when you first start up the game, a youngish kid (maybe even an adult) when grandpa passes. lewis must be at least 70 considering this, i dont think he’d put up much a fight if we’re gonna acknowledge his old age.

willy is a very unknown sort of character, he seems like hes gone through a lot. also, similar to elliot, his hands must be very strong to have fished most of his life. could definitely pack a punch.

pam must be practically pain resistant after the amount of alcohol shes consumed, shed be a brick wall.

dwarf could most likely pull some magic on you or something, or bite your ankles then harvest your organs.

robin constantly works with heavy duty equipment and materials, she use an axe daily.

elliot plays the piano and writes plus i think fishes. to do all of these you have to have good hand structure and focus, i think he’d use this as an advantage.

shane is similar to pam, he must have consumed a lot of alcohol in his life so gotta be slightly resistant in a way.

demetrius/harvey studies a hell of a lot. to do the work he does, he must have a even decent concept of the human body and weakened areas, specific less protected bones and such. this description applies more to harvey. also, demetrius is a literal robot with a nose somehow bigger than gus’, i think if he sneezed youd be in a different solar system

"i will wait him to pass out" meanwhile george rushing to Z and destroying his foot

11:36 let's just say that gus provides your food. and you really won't want to get on his bad side.

If this was a cage fight against Kent, evenone yelling would scare him and he'd pull out a gun form his pocket and light you the hell up. I can see it

alex is betwen 19-22

Something that wasn’t fully taken into account with Penny, Marie, and possibly Jass is that when people like that come home drunk there are real possibilities of things going far south. With Penny, Pam has been known to be emotionally abusive on the regular and I don’t know what would happen when she’s drunk. For Jas and Marnie, they’ve probably had to physically stop him from hurting himself, I doubt the cliff cutscene was the first time something like that happened. Just something to consider

Clint is a blacksmith. You'd get tko'd.

Leah knocks a dude out with one punch

with george all you have to do is flip his wheelchair on it's side, what's he gonna do? get up?

Leah could whoop someone. She chisels wood, will punch her ex or you in a cutscene. She is tough.

Kent is an easy W. You just make noises or say things that reminds him of the war and you'll just beat his ass while he breaks down from the ptsd

There is a theory which I want to be true that Linus is Yoba which is the god in Stardew Valley Universe. I hope it is true honestly

Willy will kill you

Don’t forget, krobus and the dwarfs were tying before the wizard broke them up, krobus would kick your ass if the dearth does

You've underestimated one thing about Harvey, he could like, pinch a nerve or something and you pass out in two seconds. Because he's a doctor! He knows all the human bodies weak spots.